That’s why he gets paid the big bucks, you know, deep insightful political commentary like that.

I’m going to hire myself out as a astronomical consultant now. I predict the Sun will rise in the East. *BING* That’ll be $25,000 plus expenses!

Well Gamaph, you’ve got me convinced! I’m ditching the wife and headin’ out to score some hot homo-lovin’. However, if you would, please advise: where can a guy looking to get it on go where he is safe from closeted Republican man-whores?

Yes, but rubbing our faces in it is vulgar. My marraige may be, well it is, actually, a shambles, but I don’t go around bragging about my other accomplishments, like being heterosexual. Well, latent, anyway.

The best marriage in the world is no good to you if you are vulgar, VULGAR!

Mark said,

October 29, 2008 at 16:42

I hate that they don’t have comments on that site. I just want to say “Shut the fuck up, you goddamn idiot!” everytime. I could actually just save it in Word & copy & paste it under every column.

I’m glad that they don’t, for exactly the same reason.

I’m going fishin’, I’ll be back in a week. Maybe.

…there is still a chance that a massive turnout will deliver the race to the Democrats.

Whoooo-eee!

The wingnut dreamboat.

Will republicans only budget spending for designer label rockets?

If this is an average American to you, don’t act surprised when the people who are ‘average’ in terms of things that matter – economics, age, and politics – realize you’re running a half-assed long-con and drop you like a hot potato.

“Sadly,No!” – new &/or improved: now with both schadenfreude & edumacation!

Yeah, seems like Joe Biden paid for his own friggin’ hairplugs, whereas it was the GOP coffers that bought End-Times-Spice (& some of her kinfolk too, by the look of it) all those bitchen designer-label duds – so that’s apples & rutabagas right there.

Notice how I didn’t mention that McCain plasters on the make-up like a trollop, the cunt?

That’s because I’m a parasiopesist – er, parasiopesisite – uh, parasiopesian – ah, fuck it. I’m just a mean old doodyhead.

”On Nov. 4, we’ve got to win the state of Florida, my friends, and we’re going to win here,” McCain said.

Because Miami isn’t part of Florida.

”I’m going to make government live on a budget just like you do. We’ll freeze government spending on all but the most important programs,” McCain said, mentioning defense, healthcare, Social Security and NASA as essential expenditures.

Great budgeting there chief – freeze spending on everything except like 90% of the budget – and NASA! McCain’s government will live on a budget just like regular peple, who don’t count housing, food or health insurance as part of their budget.

He also said the United States would stop buying oil from countries that ”don’t like us very much,” including Venezuela, eliciting boos from the crowd at the mention of Hugo Chávez.

I appreciate that McCain’s not very good on economics, but doesn’t he at least understand the concept of what a “commodity” is?