Comments on: Joe The Kahanist

By: Leila

Leila — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:19:11 +0000

Joe the Plumber is an a-hole who thinks he’s hot sh*t. They say he’s 34 years old but he looks 50. Sounds like he’s already got a contract to sing country music in Nashville. Betcha he won’t sell crap and will soon go back to unclogging toilets.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:24:42 +0000

Stopping at a flag store

‘Cos FSM knows that he’s never been in a plumbing supply shop!

By: jim

jim — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:15:18 +0000

Man, talk about screwing the pooch without a rubber: when you’re slagging Obama & even a guy on FOX NEWS(!) is giving you the stinkeye, maybe it’s past time for you to STFU.

Well, at least it’s a step up from having some homeless crackhead boasting about giving Obama a hummer & snorting blow with him.

Barely.

I won’t start until very late, because that’s when PA will be called for McCain.

O RLY?

Yes, Herr Trout, very late indeed – like, say, late 2016.
Maybe.
5 days.

By: Eric (an halibut)

Eric (an halibut) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:05:37 +0000

Gunnery Sergeant Hindu the Playwright Second Lieutenant Eustolia Chronography-Alps the Banker Yoyyoculegitgay Nuployqunookelayc the Cognitive Scientist A barrage of win! A fusillade!

By: Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » Is Anything For Real?

Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » Is Anything For Real? — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:30:01 +0000

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By: chocolatepie

chocolatepie — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:09:23 +0000

Bush was able to beat Kerry largely because he was able to hang the “elitist” tag on the horse-faced senator. This time, it’s the ReThug who’s married to the multi-gazillionaire heiress, so to overcompensate we get such national jokes as Joe Teh Plumber and Sarah Mooseburgers.

Yeah, Bush didn’t go to no high-fallootin’ East Coast college, has never tasted quail, and he CERTAINLY doesn’t wear Brooks Brothers. He’d much rather be livin’ in a trailer with y’all than in the fanciest fucking government-sponsored mansion in the world.

By: Yes!

Yes! — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:24:50 +0000

You know who I feel sorry for? Every other plumber named Joe, who now has to hear this shit for the rest of their lives every time they make a housecall.

By: JanusNode

JanusNode — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:14:28 +0000

Anticipated Cuc said,
October 29, 2008 at 9:25 (kill)

I totally saw that coming.

Now that’s funny.

By: spence-bob

spence-bob — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:04:45 +0000

I am voting McCain/Palin. So are your neighbors.

The yard signs in my neighborhood suggest otherwise.

And I live in Florida.

By: Just Alison

Just Alison — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:55:10 +0000

Green shirt? Here's Elvis Costello's Green Shirt (sadly, very crappy video).

By: smapdi

smapdi — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:15:23 +0000

I’d still hit that.

By: a concerned citizen

a concerned citizen — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:51:27 +0000

I infinitely prefer the original "X the Y" politician, Seattle's own Mike the Mover.

By: Anticipated Cuc

Anticipated Cuc — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:25:56 +0000

I totally saw that coming.

By: Green Eagle

Green Eagle — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:23:57 +0000

Gary Ruppert said,

“October 29, 2008 at 1:59

The fact is, Joe the Plumber is equally qualified — if not better — to evaluate Obama’s policy towards the Middle East than the so-called intellectual elite and so-called mainstream Israeli public opinion.”

Mr. Ruppert:

Neither Joe nor you appear to have one God damned clue what mainstream Israeli public opinion is, nor, apparently, do you have a clue about what is going on there, or what is good for Israel. I would bet a thousand dollars that Joe the Plumber could not, without coaching, find Jerusalem and Tel Aviv on a map of Israel.

Israel is a real place, full of living human beings, not a pawn in your pathetic electoral game.

I have lived and worked in Israel, with Jews, Palestinians, Israeli Arabs and Bedouins. This was a non-political and non- religious job. I can guarantee you that virtually no one in Israel agrees with, or gives a damn about your right wing power fantasies.

The people of this country finally have seen through your lies, your hatred, your greed and your stupidity. It’s time to take Joe and disappear from the public discourse.

By: Country Dick Montana

Country Dick Montana — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 07:15:44 +0000

“The Truth said,

Redbreast Irish Whiskey”

Note to self: Avoid Redbreast Irish Whiskey. It seems to be popular amongst the fucknozzle set.

By: D. Aristophanes

D. Aristophanes — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:55:54 +0000

Karl the Ratfucker
Jonah the Retard
K-Lo the Secret Alcoholic
Glenn the Honesty-Slayer
J-Pod the William Howard Taft Impersonator
Rush the Tweaker

By: g

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:48:27 +0000

I, for one, accept as the ultimate authority on foreign policy toward Israel, a non-licensed plumber from Toledo, Ohio, named Wurzelbacher.

By: paul

paul — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 05:18:21 +0000

Joe the Plumber Rally with John McCain in Miami, FL

WTF is he running for?

By: JanusNode

JanusNode — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:56:35 +0000

I do not believe I’d want Diaper Fran painting my house. Bet she’d install a good shit moat though.

By: JanusNode

JanusNode — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:55:29 +0000

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