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Confederate Yankee Loses Altitude*
Shorter Confederate Yankee:
Above: Aw, shoot!
- [heh heh] Uh, I didn’t do it; you can’t prove it; that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
* Cf.
klyde said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:38
I knew this coming. Just like with the Klansmen in Colorado. At least the prosecutor in this case has more integrity than the fed in Colorado.
Lesley said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:43
Where can I get the canned goods seen so frequently on Sadlyno? They would come in handy for catering right wing party wh’orderves.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:45
That d00d is still bitter about his grill, isn’t he.
D. Aristophanes said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:45
Interesting that Cornpone McCarpetbagger’s reaction is to mock and emasculate the would-be mass-murderers for not having the stones or competence to pull off their violent plot. It’s like he’s saying, ‘Yawn … wake me up when someone really murders 100 black people and takes out Obama …’
actor212 said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:50
Wow.
When Wankee calls you dumb, you one big ol’ bag of hammers, aintcha?
Michael G said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:51
Shorter CY:
“I never said to kill black people, I just hinted at it very strongly”
The Truth said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:51
You liberals are hypocrites. Nothing happened here. You should be making a big deal out of some other things that happened 10 or 20 years ago.
Lesley said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:51
Interesting that Cornpone McCarpetbagger’s reaction is to mock and emasculate the would-be mass-murderers for not having the stones or competence to pull off their violent plot
I haven’t clicked over to that asshole’s blog (because *yuck*) but the second he hints that he has the stones or encourages others, I’ll be forwarding his content to the FBI.
MidwestMom said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:55
First of all, I am not a supporter of Mr. John McCain. Altho I respect his service to his country in a war he was not allowed to win, I have no use for gigolos and adulterers.
But this note is about Mr. Barak Obama. The readers of this forum are, no doubt, atheists, and, as a true American, I support your right to believe whatever religion you want no matter how misguided. But even atheists have absorbed some of the teachings of the Bible: “Where there is smoke there is fire”, for instance.
It is well documented that Mr. Obama was, for many years, a member of a “Christian” church that preached racism and bigotry. It is well documented that Mr. Obama attended an islamic school in his youth and has never publicly renounced his muslim upbringing. It is well documented that Mr. Obama is versed in the godless communistic teachings of people like Bill Ayers. Recent evidence suggests Mr. Obama supports satanism. Polls show that 75% of Jews will vote for Mr. Obama. Mr. Obama professes to be from a working class upbringing, yet attended an Ivy-league college and vacations in Hawaii.
Now I know that “multiculturalists” will claim that these are all plusses, but the average American wonders, “Who is this man, what does he really believe?” Where there is smoke there is fire.
I will admit, Mr. Obama is a snappy dresser and an eloquent speaker, but so are P.Diddy and Kenya West. I think we would all agree that neither of those gentlemen are ready to be the next Commander-In-Chief of this great country.
Most of you are probably too young to remember when Vanilla Ice was scorned and MC Hammer was beloved even though their music was interchangeable.
Before you cast your vote, I urge you to think long and hard about the future of your country. The choices are not good, an American patriot adulterer or a total unknown.
May God give you wisdom to do the right thing.
PS: for those who would immediately “knee-jerk flame” me as a racist, I am not. I dated a colored boy in college, even though my parents forbid me to see him. He was a wonderful boy, unfortunately, like many of his people he got caught up in drugs and I left him. He still occasionally writes me from prison. I also support African children, here is a portion of a letter I recently received from one of my “kids”-
“…with your help I will continue to be able to afford school supplies. My village was able to dig a new well with your help…”
God Bless you all, and may He have mercy upon us in these trying times.
Hoosier X said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:56
They just be let go with nothing happening to them at all, just like all those illegal immigrants and urban gang bangers that aren’t being sent back to Mexico or overflowing the prison system.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:57
for those who would immediately “knee-jerk flame” me as a racist, I am not. I dated a colored boy in college
FAIL
Piefilter
D. Aristophanes said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:57
Where there is smoke there is fire.
Agree completely. So can I fire up some of what you’re smoking, MidwestMom?
D. Aristophanes said,
October 28, 2008 at 1:59
PS MC Hammer was ‘beloved’?
You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:01
After looking at the comments on the various nutjob (AKA, right wing) websites that S,N so thoughtfully provides us, I think I can ALREADY come up with a shorter Next Four Years Of Nutjob Website Comments.
All 300 GB of them…here it comes.
“The blackity black negroes and BO are the real racists because they don’t like all the whining I do about how awful those blackity black negroes and BO are because they’re black”.
It’s not really too short but WHADDYA EXPECT??? I’m trying to condense down 300 GB of not-yet-written hatred into one easy-to-remember phrase.
Feel free to make a shorter of my shorter.
mikey said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:02
See, now this is why the god botherers are losing.
As the population in general becomes more rational, and less willing to “believe fifty impossible things before breakfast”, all they have left is insular, small puddles of fear and hatred like midwest here and james dobson.
But then, if you needed real grownups to believe in patently ridiculous fairy tales, you’d kind of have to target the intellectually challenged, wouldn’t you?
mikey
You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:03
> The readers of this forum are, no doubt, atheists,
Not me. I believe in a higher power.
440 3-phase baby!
noen said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:06
“I will admit, Mr. Obama is a snappy dresser and an eloquent speaker, but so are P.Diddy and Kenya West.”
Vote P. Diddy for prezzz!!!!!11!!1!!
tigrismus said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:07
I am an atheist, and I know “Where there is smoke there is fire” is not in the Bible while you, a self-professed Godbotherer, don’t. Why is that?
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:07
WHADDYA EXPECT??? I’m trying to condense down 300 GB of not-yet-written hatred into one easy-to-remember phrase.
I’d say you did a pretty good job.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:09
Agree completely. So can I fire up some of what you’re smoking, MidwestMom?
I think it’s the complaint letter generator.
tigrismus said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:10
Otherwise, excellent troll. The “colored boy” touch was particularly sweet.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:10
The readers of this forum are, no doubt, atheists,
Not me – I think I’m an agnostic.
So you’re bringing some light into the darkness, eh? I appreciate the thought, but why here? Posting copypasta here isn’t exactly Daniel going into the lions’ den, is it?
Or has the WATB godbag set really convinced themselves that online libruls = teh scarey?
tigrismus said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:10
I hope Gary’s taking notes!
marindenver said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:12
“Feel free to make a shorter of my shorter.”
THEY’RE BLACK SO WHY DON’T THEY GO BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s kinda what I’m hearing.
Jennifer said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:13
I’m such an atheist that I’m handing out “Gummy Body Parts” candy for that Satanist holiday, Halloween.
Because I want to encourage the young’uns to go out and dismember and eat people, obviously.
Where there’s smoke there’s fire.
Sockpuppet #47 said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:14
You know it is quality trolling when it mentions vanilla ice.
“kenya west” was a nice touch too. It’s the attention to detail that counts.
J— said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:14
Most of you are probably too young to remember when Vanilla Ice was scorned and MC Hammer was beloved even though their music was interchangeable.
Hammer was in effect, and Ice was not.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:16
Most of you are probably too young to remember when Vanilla Ice was scorned and MC Hammer was beloved even though their music was interchangeable.
At the age of 42, I’m too young to remember anything that never actually happened.
Bistroist said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:18
Most of you are probably too young to remember when Vanilla Ice was scorned and MC Hammer was beloved even though their music was interchangeable.
The year is nineteen-aught-six! The President is the divine Miss Sara Bernhardt! And all over America, people were doing a dance called the “Funky Grandpa”!
Me said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:19
Yes, this bunch appears to be none too bright and not very organized (the first clue is that law enforcement was on to them). How curious that wingnuts instantly recognize these attributes in a racist anti-Obama plot, but are a bit slower to see it in some of the plots the Bush administration has hyped over the past few years, such as the Sears Tower idiots, etc.
Smut Clyde said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:19
Now I know that “multiculturalists” will claim that these are all plusses
I confess, I first read that as “plushies”.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:20
It is going to be fun watching TIDOS Wankee and the rest back pedaling like mad to distance themselves from inciting these kinds of acts over the past dozen years or so. What will not be fun is the wave of rightwing violence which will precipitate these denials.
Bistroist said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:21
I just realised that there will be people eligible to vote in this election who were born the same year Ice, Ice Baby and U Can’t Touch This came out.
Surely, this was never meant to happen.
Doctorb said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:25
Wait, so Obama’s would-be-assassins are Vanilla Ice and the Sears Tower guys are MC Hammer, is that it?
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:26
I dated a colored boy in college, even though my parents forbid me to see him.
Oh dear sweet spreadable Jeebus on a matzoh! As a Southern (white) “boy”, I would love a dollar for every racist southern girl who dated a black guy after high school just to piss off her parents. I wouldn’t have to worry about my 401K. The tell is that she still uses the construction “colored boy” to describe a young black man.
janefromhell said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:30
Truth is a stupid bitch, ain’t it?
D.N. Nation said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:31
Wow. Jena 6. I am sure that this issue will resonate with voters.
Truth, enjoy Obama’s foot up your ass in 8 days.
Joe Biden Bitch-slapped The Truth While Doing His Mom said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:33
Ooh! Ooh! It’s The Queef with a pop quiz!
Here’s what you should do!
It is OK for Barack Obama to drop a hot batch down your mother’s throat while I applaud you and your bestest bud Cornpone Bob Owens getting the fuck beaten out of you in the election.
It is not OK for you to cry and moan like the pathetic little bitch you are when I take a big steaming shit in your face.
Piss off, The Ass.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:34
Hey Truth,
So exactly what happened to those young white thugs in Jena who thought it was a cool thing to intimidates with threats of violence and murder? Since that is what initiated the sequence of events in question. You also seem to be eliding quite a bit of their actions in promoting the violence.
Bistroist said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:35
Oh dear sweet spreadable Jeebus on a matzoh! As a Southern (white) “boy”, I would love a dollar for every racist southern girl who dated a black guy after high school just to piss off her parents. I wouldn’t have to worry about my 401K. The tell is that she still uses the construction “colored boy” to describe a young black man.
Shorter MidWestMom: I Walked With A Nigra.
Doctorb said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:35
Can you imagine if some white supremacist website listed the home addresses of five of the Jena Six families “in case anyone wants to deliver justice”? Because that’s another thing that happened. Just sayin’. But definitely, the most important thing to happen in the last few years was some high school kids almost going to prison for years, and it proves that black people are bad or something.
The Truth said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:36
Eboooonnnneeeeee and ivoooorrrreeeee live together in perfect harmoooonnnnneeeeee…..
Djur said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:36
DrDick: Truth believes that the noose incident was at worst a harmless prank and most likely a fabrication by the thuggish Negroes and their perfidious Jew comrades.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:37
Bistroist -
That is probably the extent of their “date,” it was for most of the girls I knew back in the 70s.
Edmund Schluessel said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:37
Someone’s putting around an e-mail with purported nekkid photos of Obama’s mom.
This election just keeps getting weirder.
N.C. said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:37
Generally I’d recommend you go fuck yourself.
Doctorb said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:38
Stevie Wonder: “I am dark, and you are light.”
Frank Sinatra: “You are blind as a bat, and I have sight!
Side by side, you are my amigo,
Negro, let’s not fiiiiiiiight!”
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:40
Djur – Truth is either far more stupid than even I think or deliberately obtuse. Of course these are not mutually exclusive. Most likely (s)he is just a racist fuckwad trying to justify irrational hatred of anyone who is different.
Smut Clyde said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:42
When you ignore the elephant in the corner of the room too long, the elephant ignores back at you.
I’m not quite sure what that means, but it sure sounded profound, the way Teh Voices said it.
Doctorb said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:44
Actually this bugged the shit out of me and I couldn’t think of why:
HISTORY FAIL. Literally.
How have high school students not learned about lynching? Do they not have classes in American history? Ring ring hang on hello oh it’s for you, George Santayana’s ghost wants to say hi SERIOUSLY WTF?
Andre said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:45
No way in hell am I reading all that shit.
You need a lesson
She said, She said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:45
Maybe these idiots can get off on a technicality and then go on to become university professors and rub elbows with politicians.”
Umm..was that a veiled reference to Bill Ayers, G Gordon Liddy or Sarah and Todd Palin. Please verify. Thank you.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:47
“race baiting con men”
Talking about John McCain now?
Yeah, I know all about those totally impartial all white juries in cases involving charges of a black man injuring a white person. Not like the good old days when you could just string them up in the nearest tree. Oh, but that is just a childish prank deserving “discipline” by the high school, isn’t it?
Fucking racist asshats like you give all of us from the South a bad name.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:49
Ashley Todd, November 5, Ashley Todd, November 5.
Fill in the blanks.
Djur said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:49
If it’ll satisfy you:
It is not OK for anyone to talk about and applaud killing anyone.
It is not OK for any people to stage fraudulent hate crimes.
Is that all?
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:50
DoctorB -
No way a bunch of white boys in Jena did not know all about the lynchings. If nothing else they would have grown up listening to their grandparents and others bragging about it and pining for the “good old days.”
Marco said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:50
Troof is just upset Fox News lost two viewers today.
She said, She said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:54
Oh, wait. There’s no way in hell that Sarah fucking Palin was ever a university professor, that’s right.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:55
(un)Truth – There is nothing to respond to. You set up a bullshit syllogism which has no relationship to actual events or anybody’s response to what actually happened.
Enjoy yourself while you can, asshat, because your kind are on their way out, slowly but surely. I hope you can enjoy yourself as much when Obama is elected and conservatives are routed nationwide. Your time is long past and you really need to go crawl back under your rock in the sewer swamp.
janefromhell said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:55
Someone people? Heckuva job troofy.
FlipYrWhig said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:57
“Thugs” vs. “young boy.” Later, again, Truth’s blacks are “thugs” and the whites are “students.” Next, the deserved end of the brutal thug Emmett Till at the hands of youthfully handsome, valiant defenders of the flower of white womanhood, followed by an excursus on all those other animalistic thugs who menaced towheaded chubby-cheeked young white babies right into… lynching them.
Rugged in Montana said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:00
Oh great. As if we Patriots of The Heartland weren’t already looking at the confiscation of our fully erect M1A1 Battle Rifles by Jack Booted Thugs if Oblammo the Nazi-Communist gets elected!
I smell a conspiracy against the USA of America. It has been recently reported on Patriot websites (not in the MSM, of course) that the sink of farts cause a lowering of blood pressure. When did this start happening? Isn’t it funny that it is only reported when Oblammo is losing in the polls? Is it coincidence that McCain voters happen to be the most prolific fart producers of our Beloved Nation?
It is whispered on reputable sites that Cuban genetic engineering, funded by Hugo Chavez, has come up with some sort of fart-virus that is causing the lowering of blood pressure in potential McCain voters to the point that they don’t really feel like voting. Isn’t it curious how this whole event was preceeded by an illegal immigration crisis cause by Mexican food-eating Mexicans flooding over our border, spreading their infective and ennervating virus via their rectal orifiy, via poisonous gas?
High members of The Heartland militias are suggesting that Patriots stock up on large caches of Bean-o and Gas-X to fight off these WMD’s and to keep our blood pressure at dangerously high levels, through the election and beyond. Pesronally, I’ve taken a blood-oath not to fart again, even though I’m already starting to sweat and my sphincter is aching. WOLVERINES!!!
Andre said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:00
9/11! 9/11!
mikey said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:00
I dunno. Speaking just for me, I find it helpful to stalk around the neighborhood wearing nothing but a Speedo and my ALICE Gear, low crouched, with the Bass Line from “Seven Nation Army” playing repeatedly and relentlessly in my head.
What?
You did say “Elephant”, right?
Ok, go back to what you were doing. I gotta find my Speedo…
mikey
FlipYrWhig said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:00
How many fraudulent hate crimes did everyone else stage today? I’m going to shoot for a baker’s dozen and then call it a night.
J— said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:01
ATF has the affidavit of complaint (pdf). I have a question.
Does this outfit have some special, symbolic significance for white supremacists (like 88 and 14, which according to the affidavit were the number of people they intended to kill and the number of blacks they intended to behead, respectively), or do these guys just equate trying to kill a presidential candidate with going to the prom?
Djur said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:04
*sigh*
The first syllogism is about that titan of the left, Kambau Kambon. Some former professor who nobody cares about said something about killing white people, and some other people who also nobody cares about applauded.
The second syllogism is probably about Ashley Todd (a “white” person who framed “nobody” in specific) versus, I dunno, probably the Duke case. Of course, the Duke rape case wasn’t ever determined to be a ‘fraud’ in the sense that Troofy means it, and nobody’s defending the wrongful prosecution in that case anyway.
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:05
I’m so bored with trollishness that now I even scroll through the comments on the trolls’ comments.
FlipYrWhig said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:06
how could the victim be the thug?
Precisely.
Depicting someone as a “thug” eliminates the possibility of regarding him as a victim, and depicting someone a victim eliminates the possibility of regarding him as a thug. Your word choice shows how you’re trying to tug at our heartstrings. Very sensitive of you.
mikey said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:06
I actually OWN a tophat.
It’s really cool. It’s got a built-in wire spring that allows it to be compressed into a disk. Then you give it a pop and it springs to life.
Alas, it’s black. Blackity blackamundo.
Black…
mikey
FlipYrWhig said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:07
Sorry, MzNicky. I’m procrastinating.
Rugged in Montana said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:07
I’m so bored with trollishness that now I even scroll through the comments on the trolls’ comments.
Oh………nice, real nice (harumph).
janefromhell said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:07
Sorry, MzNicky, I’m venting.
FlipYrWhig said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:08
Top-hats really do that, mikey? I thought that was something that only happened in cartoons. Like getting crushed by a falling anvil.
Fred Hampton said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:08
lots of people called me a “thug”
and then police shot up my house and killed me for no goddamn reason.
i’m still fairly pissed about that.
Smut Clyde said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:10
Both individuals stated they would dress in all white tuxedos and wear top hats during the assassination attempt.
The affidavit misses out the part where the accused were planning to sing “Puttin’ on the Ritz” at the tops of their voices.
Honus said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:11
What is the deal with The Truth’s obsession with his fill in the blanks thing? Somehow it says something that I don’t answer the “have you stopped beating your wife yet” question? These guys must just sit around in their pajamas trying to think up ways to prove that minorities have all the power and money in the U.S.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:12
Thank you, Djur. Now maybe (un)Troof can crawl back under his rock and feel satisfied. Have to say that I had never even heard of Kambau Kambon until the rightards started squealing about it and the Sadly! crew started making fun of them and I have been teaching about race and ethnicity for twenty years. Ashley Todd is a sad pathetic creature in desperate need of therapy (though not as pathetic as the rightwing bloggers who went nuclear over the “incident”). The Duke rape case was a gross miscarriage of justice by a an overzealous and politically ambitious DA who was appropriately punished for his misdeeds. None of which has anything to do with the Jena incident.
Orange Tom said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:12
Both individuals stated they would dress in all white tuxedos and wear top hats during the assassination attempt.
Hey, is one of these guys named Eric Blore by any chance?
t Winslow Howell said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:12
Thank you, I’ll be here all week, don’t forget to tip your waitresses.
And now we return to our regularly scheduled, “Silly Arguing with Truth”.
Woodrowfan said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:12
The readers of this forum are, no doubt, atheists,
Sorry, FAIL. I’m a Presbyterian and was born again in college. But having read and reread the New Testament, especially the Sermon on the Mount, I can’t be anything but a liberal Democrat. Christ instructed his followers very specifically what we have to do, and it’s to help those who are less fortunate. That’s exactly what the Republicans denounce as “Socialism” and scream about “welfare moms.” When I listen to the rightwing, especially rightwing “Christians” I hear nothing but lies, lies, and more lies, broken only by racism and hatred, sometime veiled, often open. That’s not Godly and it’s not Christian.
Worry about your own soul. When I die and I face Christ I’ll have sins to confess, but voting for mt fellow liberals will not be one of them. I’ll proudly say “I worked with those who tried to use society’s resources to help the poor, the jobless, the sick.” Guess what Midwest Mom, that’s my political party, NOT yours.
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:13
Rugged in Montana: My comment excludes you, you l’il ol’ adorable Parody Troll you. It’s the actual trolls and their feeders that are rendering this thread totally scrollable (to me, anyway).
C’mon people! Leave the trolls under the bridge and let’s have a snark-off about the total retardedness of those Tennessee jackboxes! And I can say that cuz I’m FROM teh glorious border state, and that these Katzenjammer Kids are as well totally surprises me NOT in the least!! I’ll go open another bottle of wine and hang if the next three to five comments have NOTHING to do with trollery.
Honus said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:14
Yeah, Truth, you’re right, nobody could ever think anything else but that. You’ve convinced me. Now go away.
“Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens”
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:15
Honus -
I don’t think (un)Troofy has any pajamas. He just sits around in his speedo and ammo belts.
krassen said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:15
to confess, the fake troll “Midwest Mom” at 1:55 had me there for awhile, until the point where she started defending Vanilla Ice…
Nayepuzzlers Tinier-Gary said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:15
No one without an axe to grind, no one interested in impartial justice, can look at the Jena case and think that liberals are anything but incredibly, viciously bigoted.
No one who looks at a small group of people doing something out of the ordinary should hesitate to draw pull conclusions out of their asses about some larger group of people.
Millionrid Ismael said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:16
Typos ruin awesome stupid names.
Joe Max said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:16
Oh, Troofie, Troofie, Troofie… How about 13 years ago? Some place in Oklahoma, as I recall. Big bombs, dead children, right wing nutcases obsessed with guns. Sounds familiar.
That was a big deal, as I recall.
Woodrowfan said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:17
White tuxes and top hats? great. Their plot was clearly inspired by Taco’s version of “Puttin on the Ritz”!
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:17
jackboxes = tonguejacked shitboxes
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:18
MzNicky -
I repent. You would think that 20 years of dealing with stoner slackers would have taught me something.
Edwardian Mountaineers said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:20
It is OK for FUNNY people to talk about and applaud killing ALL KINDS OF people.
It is not OK for UNFUNNY people to talk about and applaud killing ANY people.
Rightwingsnarkle said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:21
Did somebody say top hat?
I hear these outfits are making a comeback in this new Depression.
Honus said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:22
And the Duke rape case is an excellent rebuttal- Mr. Truth, please list a single example when a white prosecutor was investigated by the governor, prosecuted and disbarred for vigorously erroneously prosecuting a rape case against black defendants? Do we even know the name of the guy who went after those kids for the Central Park jogger? Please, Truth, fill in the blanks, or I will have to conclude that “in stark relief’ that you can’t be “anything but incredibly, viciously bigoted.”
J— said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:23
“Puttin’ on the Ritz”
The latest reports indicate the brains of the operation is an individual named Abby Normal.
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:23
The increased troll shrieking says volumes more about their pants-pissing meltdown than their predictably vile words ever could. They know what’s coming and they’re MELTING MELTING oh their beautiful evil what a world what a world MELTING!!!
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:24
So how many more of these brain dead whackjobs do you think McPalin have enabled today? I know that most of them are too stupid to tie their own shoes (our current case in point), but not all and they can still cause a lot of damage. Oklahoma City and the Atlanta Olympics proved that.
Andre said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:24
Edwardian Mountaineers enunciates a fundamental axiom of the Interweb.
Honus said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:25
Think Truth has googled that German quote yet?
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:25
MzNicky – that is the most lovely image I have had all week. 8-)
tigrismus said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:26
Typos ruin awesome stupid names.
Nuh-uh, they only up the awesome-stupidness ante.
Goo Mohammedanizations said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:29
Nayepuzzlers Tinier-Gary is some kind of JanusNode peak that Edwardian Mountaineers cannot conquer.
Marco said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:31
Troof, we get it. It’s okay for the GOP to be horrible racists because black kids beat up a white kid. Your bringing up the Jena Six completely negates the GOP B-girl and these guys out to kill Obama. Also, don’t forget Tawana Brawley because it proves black people suck. We get it.
Now, when will you be producing that voter fraud report from Wisconsin? It’s been at least two weeks.
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:31
DrDick: It says a lot about how laughably transparent the blatant cynicism and attempted manipulation of McLame/Caribou Barbie® are that traditionally hard-core red (i.e., moron) states are being insulted. Unfortunately, the retarded we will always have with us. STILL!! When Virginia and Pennsylvania go blue, you know there’s a sea change goin’ on. And it’s going to churn the backwash* into a frothy foamy rage, as with the trollery we are seeing here now.
________________________
*Colbert, Steven. Referring to the then-30 percent of US supporters of President Bush; National Press Club address, May 2006.
Matt T. said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:33
So, basically, the new strategy for McCain-positive trolls is “Vote Republican, because some black people might hurt you. No, we really can’t convince you to vote for McCain/Palin, but on the other hand, the scary negros want to have sex with white women and don’t forget the Fourteen Words.”
That about the long and short of it?
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:36
Actually, I hear that the backwash has receded to a mere 23% (an historic low – Bush really is number one in something!). That backlash is going to be pretty ugly, sort of like the backed up toilet we have here. It does not help that the Bush administration has largely ignored these people (despite their having committed or attempted more acts of domestic terrorism than any other group in US history continuing right up to the present). We are fortunate in that they really are swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool, but even the totally brainless can cause a lot of damage if not stopped in time.
Rugged in Montana said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:36
I don’t think (un)Troofy has any pajamas. He just sits around in his speedo and ammo belts.
That would be foolish. If a bullet hit him in his speedo, it would likely take a plug of the synthetic fabric into the wound and cause infection. True Spartan warriors like The Truth go into race-war battles completely naked, if for no other reason, as a tactic. When he encounters “thugs”, they start laughing so hard at the size of his weenie that they completely forget what an awesome white supremacist he is, and he’s able to catch them off guard. Humor can be a deadly weapon and he uses that fact to his advantage. I salute you, Mr. The Truth.
Djur said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:37
Truth, the reason nobody’s filling in the blanks is because there’s no actual answer. Nobody’s going to say “boy, it sure is OK for black people to fake hate crimes” or “it’s sure fine for black people to cheer about killing white people.” That’s what you’re trying to get us to say, and you’re confusing our unwillingness to play along with your deraged paranoid fantasy with us being “gobsmacked.”
Here, I’ll put it in terms you can understand. Fill in the blanks with “Christians” and “Jews”:
It is OK for ____ to put ____ in camps and gas them to death.
It is not OK for ____ to put ____ in camps and gas them to death.
Marco said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:38
Don’t forget, a mannequin dressed as Palin hangs in a Halloween display. Because that is shockingly distasteful and should have been removed yesterday, racism is over and negroes just have to take it.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:40
Rugged in Montana -
Remember that we are dealing with a family tree without branches in the shallow end of the gene pool. You know, like the Freeman and the militia folks out in Noxon.
Lesley said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:40
PS: for those who would immediately “knee-jerk flame” me as a racist, I am not. I dated a colored boy in college
Is this a new troll or one of the old ones reworked?
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:44
Marco: I actually heard an ex-Bushite on Bill Maher’s show tonight saying (I think this was his point) that because Minnesota and Michigan and some other traditionally red states apparently are going for Obama, then racism is now over and we can move on from it. I spewed my wine and noted to The Spouse that that boy ain’t never spent no time down here in Dixie, has he? Racism will always be with us. It’s our legacy. I don’t mean just the Deep South either. It’s in our blood, literally.
Rugged in Montana said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:44
Remember that we are dealing with a family tree without branches in the shallow end of the gene pool. You know, like the Freeman and the militia folks out in Noxon.
Those fellers are members of my congregation at the Reformed Aryan Church of Butte. Many Butte-ocks are members.
Djur said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:45
Hey, my example happened too, Truth. Why aren’t you willing to fill in the blanks?
Djur said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:47
Wait, Truth: you have documentary evidence of DrDick saying it’s OK for (black/white) people to cheer about killing (white/black) people? Holy crap. Can I see it?
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:48
The increasing despair that Teh Trolls are experiencing is in direct proportion to the frequency of their provocative harangues. The S,N! troll brigade must be feeling especially desperate. Poor little tiny weeny little things.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:48
MzNicky -
He has also not spent any time in Chicago (where I lived for 12 years) or Montana (where I have lived for the last 10). It is everywhere, not just the South, and, as you say, it is never going away, though it is definitely receding (which is I think what really drives our troll nuts). Things are much better than when I grew up under segregation and Jim Crow, thoug we hav a long way to go. As late as this spring, I never thought I would live to see what I am now certain I will see on Nov. 4.
Bag of Dicks Deliveryman said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:48
I got a delivery for someone calling themselves “The Truth”? Oh, and there’s an instruction card here; it says “Eat the whole thing.”
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:49
Many Butte-ocks are members
I blame that on the water and the Berkeley Pit.
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:51
DrDick: Word dude. Even MY MOTHER is voting for Obama. This is a woman who still insists on hiring only white “help” because “the blacks always steal.”
Djur said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:53
I’m not asking “conservatives” to fill anything in. I’m asking you to fill them in. My assumption is that conservatives aren’t members of a hive mind any more than liberals are.
I can’t even speak for one liberal, not being one. But I’ll say right off that any individual liberal or leftists who has promoted murder or endorsed fraud is not an ally of mine. I’d certainly hope that the commenters at this site would be as ineligible to fill out your blanks as I am.
Matt T. said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:55
And if you don’t “let him off the hook”, so what? You’re a racist asshole with nothing helpful to add to anything, who cares what you think. Jesus, what nerve.
So David Duke think I’m a jackass, I think I’ll still be able to get to sleep tonight with no problems.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:55
MzNicky – For more and more people economic self interest is trumping their racism. Unfortunately there are still some out there whose mothers used their heads as soccer balls and then dropped them out the third floor window repeatedly.
Lesley said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:56
I actually heard an ex-Bushite on Bill Maher’s show tonight saying (I think this was his point) that because Minnesota and Michigan and some other traditionally red states apparently are going for Obama, then racism is now over and we can move on from it. I spewed my wine and noted to The Spouse that that boy ain’t never spent no time down here in Dixie, has he? Racism will always be with us. It’s our legacy. I don’t mean just the Deep South either. It’s in our blood, literally.
That was the disingenuous Matt Dowd – “former senior Republican advisor” whose purpose as an “independent” (he claims) is to run around publicly saying Obama’s a shoe in, the rethugs are history, there is no racism, and and “nobody’s concerned about abortion rights.”.
Rough translation of his talking points: Folks, don’t even bother showing up at the polls. Stay home, relax, Obama’s in the bag.
New “stratergy”? I think so.
Djur said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:57
And as regards your “reverse Jena” — you’re leaving out numerous events in the Jena timeline, so it’s not a valid comparison. When you go back to the drawing board, make sure to include that whites were held in slavery by blacks for hundreds of years, lynched and deprived of their basic rights by law for a hundred more, and that the incident in question occurred in a part of the country known for a recent history of racially motivated black-on-white violence.
In that situation, I definitely believe that there’d be civil rights marches on behalf of the “white thugs,” albeit with the hues reversed.
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 3:59
Desperately persistent trolls who post more comments than do the actual regular commenters are kind of like love-sponge dogs and cats. You know, the pets who live for attention and can’t just settle down until they’ve gotten their fill. Except dogs and cats are awesome and trolls are ridiculous and pathetic.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:00
Except dogs and cats are awesome and trolls are ridiculous and pathetic.
And they smell bad.
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:02
Lesley: That’s the guy. He was a douche. That’s why Tim Robbins kept saying “It’s not in the bag, folks — don’t forget to vote!!”
Speaking of which, Tim Robbins is totally adorable.
Joe Biden Bitch-slapped The Truth While Doing His Mom said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:03
It’s OK for me to put my enormous _______________ into The Truth’s mother’s well-worn mouth.
It’s not OK for The Truth to _________________ like a little bitch when I actually get some on his shirt.
t Winslow Howell said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:04
Yeah, it would probably be best to just ignore them completely, eh?
Cobags for The Truth said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:04
Oh goody, The “Truth” has a game for us. Let’s play:
It is OK for Sadly No-sians to talk about and applaud sticking foreign objects up the rectums of idiot trolls.
It is not OK for idiot trolls to have foreign objects stuck up their rectums.
No, it is in fact HILARIOUS for idiot trolls to have foreign objects stuck up their rectums.
So, did I win teh Internets?
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:09
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 28, 2008 at 2:49
Ashley Todd, November 5, Ashley Todd, November 5.
Fill in the blanks.
You keep skipping over that one, troofy-booger. Your id-switchin’ doesn’t gain you any credibility (not that that’s what your aiming for).
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:10
t Winslow Howell: Please see my comment at 3:05.
Lesley said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:11
Robbins’ observations about the difficulty minorities face on voting day made my head spin. For a minute I thought he was talking about Zimbabwe.
McThugly’s ratfucking promotional agency is certain to hire thuggish looking brutes to stand in front of polling stations in black communities. I wish I could volunteer to escort voters who might otherwise be afraid and intimidated by these cocksuckers.
I could not believe my ears listening to Robbins talking about how hard it is to go and vote in America.
Voting should be a safe, easy, neighbourly business. Thugs with black armbands at the gate of the polls? Such a thing should be against the law.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:13
Thugs with black armbands at the gate of the polls? Such a thing should be against the law.
It is, but you have to remember who is responsible for actually enforcing that law. Doesn’t really inspire confidence, does it?
Matt T. said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:13
I didn’t call you a troll. I called you a racist asshole. It’s obvious you’re both, but shit, “troll” would be a step up.
Sockpuppet #47 said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:13
So, urm.. Trying children as adults ISN’T a miscarriage of justice now? Oh, okay then.
Chris Crocker said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:14
Leave The Truth ALOOONNNNNEEEEE! You’re lucky he even spews nnsensical bullshit for you bastards. He’s a human. A HUMAAAANNNN…
Oh wait, he’s just a dingleberry. Never mind. Carry on then.
Stephen Ockham said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:14
Midwestern fake didn’t make it past the second sentence w/o being discarded as bad troll.
The entertainment value of Twoof and Buggered in Montana, and have long been spent.
Increasingly I’m following MzNicky’s lead and getting tired of watching people play with the trolls.
There is so much snark to be had with the recent headlines, its a shame to see trolls and the people playing with them occupy so much of SN’s collective attention.
Ashley Todd, Palin being fitted for the blame and/or a Reagan-like prez run next time around, white supremists foiled by ATF, McCain floundering… So much more entertainment value than the same old song and dance from our past-exipireration-date trolls.
Lesley said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:14
Joe Biden Bitch-slapped The Truth While Doing His Mom said,
It’s OK for me to put my enormous _______________ into The Truth’s mother’s well-worn mouth.
Can we dispense with the mother-raping imagery please? If you have to indulge in this juvenile crap, be direct and insert your whatever into Truthy.
If it makes you feel superior (which it shouldn’t).
Snorghagen said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:19
There’s something about Sadly, No that keeps aggravating Twoof’s neuroses. The sad little guy just can’t stay away. But I notice he’s dropped his ‘you’re-going-to-lose-the-election’ shtick.
Yep.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:20
Lesley, that’s also booger/the troof.
Part of its special charm. Troll, and also repugnant anti-troll.
Lesley said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:29
Truth’s comments are in my killfile.
If only everyone would ignore him.
Maybe if I pray, my dreams will come true.
Doctorb said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:29
I didn’t get the idea that the sex with The Truth’s mom was not consensual. But that’s because, you know, “your mom is promiscuous” is way more insulting.
Matt T. said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:31
So what exactly makes you think I’m a racist? Because I am voting for McCain?
Well, no, of course not. Voting for McCain only means one is ill-informed and easily cowed, not neccessarily a racist. I say you’re a racist because I’ve never read any comment from you that I can remember that wasn’t about how liberals somehow or another hate white people over black people, and you come off as seriously sheet-wearin’, cross-burnin’ mad over it. Weren’t you the guy who was all a twitter over Michelle Obama being seriously anti-honky a few weeks back? Didn’t you get tree-ropin’ pissed over that yay-hoo who ran a bookstore who got nervous golf claps from a couple folks ’cause he said something about whiping out whitey (no matter how silly the idea is, sillier to be as afraid of it as you)?
Man, what have you written that isn’t racist? I know you hate me for not being a racist, atavist consertvative throw-back like you, but do you have any stance beyond anti-negro to hate me for? Are you voting for McCain for any other reason than the thought of a black president makes you wet your pants with fear and loathing? Seriously, dude, try to make an argument that isn’t racist and perhaps folks won’t think you are one.
Frankly, the only difference I can tell between you and those two peckerwoods in Tennessee is they have the courage to at least look like racist assholes in public. I imagine this is all you got stones enough to do. Christ, it’s 2008, boy, catch up.
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:34
I do think that the potential for voter fraud/disenfranchisement and election-stealing is lower this time around. Too many people are watching and they’re watching everything. These fuckers are just NOT going to do it this time. It’s not going to be as close, so they won’t be able to suck it out again. If there is ANY WAY in the world McInsane could possibly be declared the winner, there will be riots in the streets, and I’m not talking The Blacks, I’m talking The People, and I’ll be one of ‘em. It WILL be a democratically elected president THIS time around. These shitbags have had their day. There’s just no way it’s going to happen this time. NO WAY.
Marco said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:35
“Yeah, it would probably be best to just ignore them completely, eh?”
It’s true. The Truth is just like any other internet troll. Accusations are flung like feces in a monkey cage. When cornered, he refuses to offer what his moniker promises.
Although he gets attention now, and I am as guilty as anyone of giving it, soon he’ll forgotten like Paula Abdul’s discography or that kid from the 6th Sense.
Snorghagen said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:35
Ah, I see. I’m all wound up and shrieking.
Uh-hunh.
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:39
I am with you there, MzNicky. McCrazy “wins” this and I am buying more guns. We have lots of mountains to hide in here and lots of Rethugs for target practice.
You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:41
Nothing to worry about with Twooofy.
He just sets up a false choice rhetorical device and lets people get nervous about answering it.
The correct answer to his “fill in the blanks” is
e) none of the above
The correct response to his arrogant ignorance is
a) get a better education in your next life
And the best way to deal with such an attention-deprived loser is finding out where he lives (not exactly, that’s Stalkin’ Malkin territory; just the general area) and then recommending a competent therapist.
SAT Proctor said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:44
The Truth:2008::__________:2006
a) annieangel
b) Rugged in Montana
c) Bastion Booger
d) Saul (Mr. “Shalom, Gentlemen”)
You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:45
The biggest indicator that the election will not be stolen by the usual criminal gang (repigs) is that they set up their $700,000,000,000 theft already.
If they were going to steal it, they would just keep the standard crooked deals they’ve been doing for the last 8 years.
They don’t mind leaving a husk of an economy behind for Dems to doggedly fix, as long as they their parting “gift” from the taxpayers (to go along with the 3 or 4 trillion they’ve already gotten)
DrDick said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:45
MsNicky, did someone just fart? I just heard a loud noise and there was an awful stench.
Marco said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:46
“but I figured you folks could answer a very simple construction.”
Where did I leave that voter fraud report?
Ed Marshall said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:51
A few months ago, I would have said your average republican was muddling through life and was about as self-aware as anyone else, and they had the same prejudices as every else (including minorities). Maybe they were a bit worse at identifying them, not horribly so.
If your average republican is the internet freak out sort, the last month has been BLACK, BLACK, BLACK, BLACK, BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELEVENTYBLACK!!!!!1111!!!!
I’m deeply ashamed of conservative whites. I really thought better of you. As mind-numbingly stupid as condemning Obama as a Marxist over dicking around with the tax code by a few points is…especially given that it’s usually delivered by the Governor of Alaska who actually, really does redistribute wealth by taxing the crap out of the oil companies and sending everyone in state big ass checks. As stupid as it as, at least it’s just standard conservative stupidity. They couldn’t just leave it there.
When you get cratered next Tuesday, you can howl at the moon or you can take a good long look at what a nasty pack of filth you are. I don’t really care which.
J— said,
October 28, 2008 at 4:54
Only a) was around in 2006.
Matt T. said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:00
The Truth:2008::__________:2006
a) annieangel
Bingo. I’m convinced the others were fakes from the get-go. I still haven’t figured out, however, if shoelimpy and annieangel were the same person, though I think they were. Same pure slippery troll with copious helpings of holier-than-thou covering their racism and classism.
Kia said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:08
The kind of “top hat” that flattens out is an opera hat. It flattens out so you can keep it in your lap while you’re in the theater, and not block the views of people behind you by keeping it on your head.
Big hats were a big nuisance in theaters back in the day.
Snorghagen said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:10
Bastion Booger was Saul.
Saul was a genuine pain in the ass. He had no real interest in politics at all and posted purely to stir up shit.
t Winslow Howell said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:15
Yeah, i saw that, and your 3:23 and 3:48 posts. If i wasn’t such a nice guy I might suggest you are “trolling”.
But seriously, isn’t every comment to a blogpost a troll? Who doesn’t check to see if anyone responded to their latest clever elucidation? I know I do (and thanks for the validation, btw).
I will however agree that the silly arguing with the truth guy is kinda pathetic.
Fogpearlie Kenny said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:16
Saul was brief. That was nice. Also very plainly not Jewish, so it was very easy to deal with him as a caricature rather than a genuine imbecile.
How dare the listmaker include RiM.
Miraculous Treena said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:20
I will however agree that the silly arguing with the truth guy is kinda pathetic.
Some SN regulars have sometimes been in my killfile for that. Not the funny ones though.
Snorghagen said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:28
But a very, very frequent poster. And profoundly tedious.
(‘Miraculous Treena’ is impressive.)
Willia Overestimate said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:32
But a very, very frequent poster. And profoundly tedious.
I did have him killfiled a lot of the time I confess.
MzNicky said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:32
MsNicky, did someone just fart? I just heard a loud noise and there was an awful stench.
Wasn’t me.
If i wasn’t such a nice guy I might suggest you are “trolling”.
Whew! That was close.
Matt T. said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:34
Run! We’re being swarmed by potential characters from Thomas Pynchon books!
Lesley said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:38
I do think that the potential for voter fraud/disenfranchisement and election-stealing is lower this time around. Too many people are watching and they’re watching everything. These fuckers are just NOT going to do it this time.
I’m not so sure they won’t pull out all the stops. The Republican base has never been so blatantly rabid, hostile and batshit crazy. These folks would rather nuke half the country than allow it to be anything other than ruled by a neoconservative majority. McCain’s campaign strategists have already opted for illegal tactics.
What’s truly astonishing is McCain’s behaviour throughout his campaign. He has single-handedly screwed his own chance of winning or even coming close. McCain could have presented himself as a moderate, could have picked a reasonable and viable candidate for VP, could have restrained the hateful bullcrap even he doesn’t personally agree with (by his own admission he is not concerned with Ayers and doesn’t view Obama as a terrorist).
He’s effectively assisted Obama in becoming president. The village idiots who support him aren’t capable of understanding how disastrous his strategy has been. He’s turned off liberals and conservatives. If any of them support him now, they’re forced to pretend they don’t because it’s too embarrassing to be seen doing otherwise.
henry lewis said,
October 28, 2008 at 5:49
It’s not what you say it’s how you say it.
[Bowing in Rugged's direction.]
Here’s a hint: If a “contributor” arrives and a) insults the majority b) provides no context c) defends racism d) refuses understanding e) is stone unfunny then it is your solemn duty to ignore said participant.
MidwestMom said,
October 28, 2008 at 6:07
Run! We’re being swarmed by potential characters from Thomas Pynchon books!
I belong to a Christian Ladies Book Club. We read Gravity’s Rainbow and did not enjoy it.
You may enjoy books about coprophagia, but I am certain Jesus would not approve, nor would He approve of you suggesting that posters here would participate in such unwholesome behavior.
jim said,
October 28, 2008 at 6:14
Jesus, dude, change hands & finish up already. You pretty well NEVER answer MY simple questions (which is pretty bloody weak if you ask me) – not even with snark. But do you see ME ignorantly littering threads with gobs of infantile gloating?
Yet you blithely accuse others of hypocrisy &/or cowardice when they won’t take the bait of a couple of idiotic Mad Libs (& kindly STFU with the “syllogism” garbage – those aren’t syllogisms & you look like even more of a tool than usual calling them that).
Go ahead, numbnuts – fill in your OWN stupid blanks – show us what the “right” answers are … unless you’re too much of a HYPOCRITE to even play your own game.
Others refusing to be strung along with the premises of your retarded flames does not constitute a “victory” – but then, you may as well pretend it does, because you’re not going to be seeing one any time soon, are you?
8 more days, Herr Trout.
Soon to be 7.
Enjoy your epic fail.
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
October 28, 2008 at 6:21
…then it is your solemn duty to ignore said participant.
henry lewis, I could not agree with you more. That’s why this image is just so, so perfect.
Smut Clyde said,
October 28, 2008 at 6:28
“Puttin’ on the Ritz”
It belatedly occurs to me that “You Should See Me Dance the Polka” would also be apt.
I belong to a Christian Ladies Book Club. We read Gravity’s Rainbow and did not enjoy it.
There is also an under-age sex scene, which the current rules allow us to interpret as Thomas Pynchon’s confession to pedophilia.
betty brown said,
October 28, 2008 at 6:29
marco: why am i not surprised that someone would find it necessary to bring up the palin halloween decoration? gee, it has so much to do with skinheads plotting the murder of african-american students and senator obama.
funny thing: i went to the google, and typed in “palin halloween decoration”. the very first thing i saw was fox “news”. i then typed in “obama halloween decoration”. and alls i got were blogs reporting on it. remember that? the guy in ohio with a ghost hanging from a noose, with an upside down obama sign, and the star of david drawn on its head? and that guy admitted the ghost was a racial statement – not political, god no, he didn’t want us to mistake it as political – nope, this jerkoff admits (off camera ‘cos he claimed he didn’t want to hurt his employer) that it’s absolutely racist. he doesn’t want a black man to be president.
so, marco, who the frick gives a flying frick about the stupid palin decoration? oh….wingnuts, that’s who.
Snorghagen said,
October 28, 2008 at 6:34
“Puttin’ on the Ritz”
That’s when the Prime Minister of Russia stands on a round orange cracker.
t Winslow Howell said,
October 28, 2008 at 6:38
heh. Indeed.
protected static said,
October 28, 2008 at 6:42
Pics or it didn’t happen.
paul said,
October 28, 2008 at 6:43
<emHow have high school students not learned about lynching?
You think Southern school talk about lynching? We didn’t even get to the [choose one] Civil War/War of Northern Aggression/War Between the States/Late Unpleasantness in my American History classes (though we did have to satisfactorily master a course in “Americanism vs Communism”).
Seriously, this is never talked about. How would you open up that discussion w/o a real chance of getting killed?
henry lewis said,
October 28, 2008 at 6:52
Sam, I mean, Xecklothxayyquou, I can’t get the Grease/pie thingie to work with Safari but I’ve become pretty good at scanning with glazed eyes.
Smut Clyde said,
October 28, 2008 at 6:53
I want to know whether Miraculous Treena is related in any way to Usually Sober Goodbody of Salem.
And by all that’s anachronistic, I would like to know how Clark Ashton Smith had access to JanusNode.
J Neo Marvin said,
October 28, 2008 at 8:32
How do you inscribe a “Malcolm X” on a tree, anyway?
N.C. said,
October 28, 2008 at 15:37
I thought the Truth’s shtick was cute back a few months ago when there was at least still some doubt over which way the election would swing, but now that it’s one week off and the polls have basically coalesced to point to a decent chance of a landslide Obama win and a sure net gain of D senators and reps, it looks pretty damn sad.
D.N. Nation said,
October 28, 2008 at 16:16
Thanks, Iris.
actor212 said,
October 28, 2008 at 16:24
It is well documented that Mr. Obama was, for many years, a member of a “Christian” church that preached racism and bigotry.
He was a Southern Baptist?
rotten mcdonald said,
October 28, 2008 at 16:39
Wasn’t RiM actually a real troll a while back, until his brain was possessed by RiM 2.0?
Anyway, here in Milwaukee the police have taken the opportunity of the fake-fraud allegations (five people were indicted for vandalism, and a total of ONE fraudulent vote was discovered by an older person who was likely confused, not felonious) to propose posting police officers at voting stations.
That’s as close to black armbands at the voting booths as you can get, I think.
D.N. Nation said,
October 28, 2008 at 17:23
The only one out of those I am is (occasionally) you, Truth. Not surprisingly, you’re easy as hell to mimic.
Malfunctioning The Truth Robot said,
October 28, 2008 at 17:27
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Malfunctioning The Truth Robot said,
October 28, 2008 at 17:28
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