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Don’t forget the Judean People’s Front!
CNN writes:
Violent animal rights extremists and eco-terrorists now pose one of the most serious terrorism threats to the nation, top federal law enforcement officials say. …
“Just like al Qaeda or any other terrorist movement, ELF and ALF cannot accomplish their goals without money, membership and the media,” the Republican senator [James Inhofe] from Oklahoma said. [Emphasis added.]
The media. Because if it weren’t for CNN and MSNBC, 9-11 would have never happened. Better keep an eye out on the People’s Front of Judea too, just to be safe.
Brad R. said,
May 19, 2005 at 22:15
Seb! Thou hast returned!!!
KathyF said,
May 19, 2005 at 22:16
That’s right, we’re coming for you! Now that we’ve got rid of foxhunting in England, we’re sharpening our swords on our tofu blocks.
(”Gimme all your asparagus or I drop this load of lentils on you!”)
Scorpio said,
May 19, 2005 at 22:16
You gotta wonder if they fail to see clinic bombers as terrorists because they basically agree with them.
Can’t find the anthrax mailers, so may as well mot list them.
Random violent white male bombers are unpredictable, so they can’t be listed, either.
So to justify their funding, they gotta pick on *some*one….
Brad R. said,
May 19, 2005 at 22:46
Don’t forget the Judean People’s Front.
matt said,
May 19, 2005 at 23:36
though a man, I’m willing to fight for my right to be prevented from having an abortion
Mike said,
May 20, 2005 at 1:25
According to the article neither of the “terrorist” groups (ALF and ELF) have claimed a single life yet, nor does it appear they target human beings specifically. If that’s our biggest threat,then i feel pretty damned safe. Maybe we should divert the Homeland Security money to safer automobiles, or cancer research.
Don’t forget the Judean People’s Front.
What about the People’s Front for Judea? Hmm?
zavdoe said,
May 20, 2005 at 1:26
Not to mention The Front of People from Judea…
Lancelot Link said,
May 20, 2005 at 7:26
There certainly hasn’t been any deadly terrorist attacks by Oklahoma Republicans…right?
Woodrowfan said,
May 20, 2005 at 13:22
The People’s Front for Judea? SPLITTERS!!!
george said,
May 20, 2005 at 15:40
jesus. I’m just glad you pointed to one of the articles that correctly reflects what the fbi said. alot of news sources and the blogs who have linked to them are saying the fbi called eco-terrorists “the top threat,” rather than “one of” the top threats.
Still ridiculous that they even said this, but it’s not as bad as msnbc and the independent are making them think.
SLITTAHS!
sistergeoff said,
May 20, 2005 at 15:54
Groups that only destroy property and refuse to take life, human or animal, are among the top threats to the US when there are Islamic Terrorists activly seaking to nuke us? I don’t know what they are smokeing over there at the FBI but I want some.
Just a Passerby said,
May 20, 2005 at 16:43
Methinks ELF and ALF are some sort of saboteurs, not terrorists.
Vladi G said,
May 20, 2005 at 18:16
I thought we were the popular front.
Vestal Vespa said,
May 20, 2005 at 18:27
Ecoterrorism is like, so passe. It went out with The Cranberries, Zima, crochetted dresses and rollerblades.
Janice said,
May 20, 2005 at 19:49
Someone needs to send the FBI, Inhofe, and the SCLM over to Orcinus, quick.
Hemlock Echo said,
May 20, 2005 at 19:55
One of the most serious threats to our nations is that SUVs might be spraypainted in the middle of the night. And the threat shall be called “terrorism” not “vandalism” because they spraypaint for political and not recreational reasons.
yagi said,
May 20, 2005 at 22:45
What do you think? One week or two? Before they classify Sierra Club and ACLU under the heading of ‘terrorist’ organizations…
heydave said,
May 20, 2005 at 22:48
I never trusted Alf. Sure, he looked like the kind of kooky, fun-loving space alien you’d like to hang with, but he had that don’t-turn-your-back-on-the-Muppet thing going on…
teh l4m3 said,
May 20, 2005 at 23:24
Vestal: Don’t forget vintage floral print dresses paired with combat boots.
Janice: No shit, huh.
teh l4m3 said,
May 20, 2005 at 23:29
Also, is this kind of like a certain Mr. Paige labeling the NEA a terrorist organization?