Comments on: This is Awesome

By: Ursula Ron

Ursula Ron — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:02:18 +0000

Believer or non believer, Christian or any other, the (marketing ;-) success story of Christianity is beyond comparison. While in the early days of Christianity it was the brilliant step of having a known believe (Judaism) altered and embracing other given believe on their way, they moved to force this believe on others in their dark days, and now â€“ mission is still active, but where to start? In non-Christian countries or in Christian countries where more and more people decide to live without a fixed system and leave their Christian churches?

Am I afraid of a Christian world? Yes, if only talking statistics. I have a lot of people living their lives based on their believes, but for myself I have a “noli me tangere”â€¦ give me my space and don’t tell me in what to believe. BTW â€“ raising people from the dead, no, no, no way.

Regards â€“ Ursula
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By: No Shame

No Shame — Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:00:30 +0000

This is about money and marketing. It’s bullshit and despicable that so-called Christians peddle this stuff….they know there are idiots out there who will buy it, and yet they still truly consider themselves ‘holy’ and sanctimonious while doing it.

They’re bastardized evango-bots, rotting out their sphere of the Internet and the minds and psyches of the weak.

* A (really steamed) Christian.

By: hermesten

hermesten — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:29:01 +0000

Anon:

While it’s possible to be agnostic on the general question of whether “a” God exists, the the existence of the Christian “God,” especially as defined by Christianists, is a logical impossiblity. Also, according to the characteristics ascribed by most evangelicals I know, to “God,” he apparently has an IQ of about 110, or less. Therefore, I agree with you, there are indeed some of us who are smarter than he is, and who are emotionally stable, so, yes, we don’t need him.

By: Strawman

Strawman — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 18:14:41 +0000

Hello, Anonymous. Please stop, you’re wearing me out. My friend and yours Ad Hominem is looking a little overworked, too.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 18:06:59 +0000

Yay! All Christians are stupid! Let’s put together a club and celebrate! Let’s promote tolerance, um, except of evangelical Christians. After all, we’re so enlightened, we don’t really need God, because we’re so much smarter than Him! And we’re also a LOT more moral than all those self-righteous “holier than thou’s” (just ignore all our profanity and arrogance and insults).

By: SqueakyRat

SqueakyRat — Sun, 22 May 2005 06:21:28 +0000

Seriously, can anyone really imagine a world run by whack-job born again Christians?

Don’t need to.

By: Janice

Janice — Sat, 21 May 2005 02:22:54 +0000

Thayli, these guys don’t count Catholics as Christians. That’s probably how Jim Nutz gets his numbers, because evangelical Christianity is in fact growing as a percentage of the total Christian population. You’re not a Christian unless you’re their kind of Christian.

By: vaara

vaara — Sat, 21 May 2005 01:14:29 +0000

C?lisse de tabarnac’!

This didn’t work the first time, so here goes (again):

“crashpoint”

Paging Doug Giles!

By: vaara

vaara — Sat, 21 May 2005 01:09:15 +0000

“crashpoint”

Shades of Doug Giles…

By: Alan in SF

Alan in SF — Fri, 20 May 2005 02:13:45 +0000

BTW, Brad, the reason your math didn’t add up like Jim’s: You forgot to factor in that all the zombies will be Christians.

By: Alan in SF

Alan in SF — Fri, 20 May 2005 01:16:46 +0000

hey, i just came back from the “who will die today? site referenced above and I have very bad news for Jim Rutz and Bill Frist: >> The Ninth of the Ten Commandments is “You shall not lie.” Telling just one lie, according to God’s standards, makes you a “liar.” In Revelation 21:8, God says, “…all liars, shall have their part in the lake of fire…”

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Thu, 19 May 2005 12:50:45 +0000

Yes- but its not happening fast enough, dammit!
Moe: This fryer can deepfry a buffalo in 6 seconds!
Homer: Owww… but I want it Now.

By: Stacy

Stacy — Thu, 19 May 2005 12:36:47 +0000

I hate to be the one to bring impertinent questions to the party, but if the world’s population is headed ineffably toward Christianity, what are the wingnuts so worried about? Isn’t that what they want? Doesn’t that mean that the inquisition and persecution of Christians is going to end soon and the growing billions of born again will be able to put the Bible back on the throne?

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Thu, 19 May 2005 05:43:52 +0000

All hail our glorious undead future overlords!

By: moonbiter

moonbiter — Thu, 19 May 2005 05:27:52 +0000

In fact, you'll quickly agree that this movement is going to be much bigger than the Reformation. Ah yes, the Reformation. Lovely time, that. And this dickhead is looking for a repeat.

By: Kip W

Kip W — Thu, 19 May 2005 04:42:09 +0000

Yeah, screw Bigfoot, and I don’t mean that in a Neal Horseplay way. Spontaneous Human Resurrection is where it’s at, baby! Legions of the born-again undead will be shambling up to front doors all over America (tomorrow, the world!), handing out tracts and inviting people to be just like them.

I can see where the ability to come back to life would be helpful in overtaking the Muslims. Sure, they’re converting more, but the Christians, by not dying, are putting a stop to attrition-by-death. Darn clever, Our God!

By: parsec

parsec — Thu, 19 May 2005 03:34:52 +0000

No need to raise them from the dead. Just send ‘em to the polls as is, the way Karl Rove did.

By: lensman

lensman — Thu, 19 May 2005 02:31:43 +0000

“OK, stop grumbling, I’ll give you a hint: My research for my new book, “Megashift,” has found 52 countries where God has brought people back from the dead, mostly in the last 20 years.
And these are not near-death experiences, where someone on an operating-room table passes out and sees himself going down a long tunnel. These are stone-dead corpses.”

Uh, Jim,
I think yer bad moon’s a-risin’. Maybe what you saw in those 52 countries is the foreign language dubbed George Romero’s “Night of the Living Dead” film!

Honest Jim, it’s just a movie…really; put away the bad stuff; let yer head clear.

P.S. Jim, I don’t think George Romero is God…at least not yours. Why don’t you check with Dubya. I understand he’s on a one to one with god.

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Thu, 19 May 2005 02:13:54 +0000

“Oh, sorry ? I’m running out of room. I guess it will have to wait until next week.”

Yup, this whore for Christ is going fishing. Can you believe how lamely he’s trying to stretch this shit out?

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Thu, 19 May 2005 01:12:56 +0000

So God is going to raise enough Christians from the dead that we’ll outnumber the Muslims??? (confusion sets in).

That seems to be the jist of it, yeah.