Comments on: The Stupid Marches On

By: Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel

Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel — Mon, 23 May 2005 23:07:25 +0000

Well put, Frogsdong.

I still can’t look at a turkey baster without going into fits of inappropriate laughter. (I use a pastry brush instead.) When I worked in San Francisco, there was a charming story in the Chronicle about a gay woman who conceived a child with a gay man, and they were photographed with the beaming bicycle messenger who’d sped the sperm from Dad’s office to Mom’s. It’s a great country.

By: mythago

mythago — Fri, 20 May 2005 16:26:03 +0000

But if you get your lifestyle validated, you don’t have to pay at the ticket booth on the way out!

By: G. D. Frogsdong

G. D. Frogsdong — Thu, 19 May 2005 04:27:35 +0000

Wow. That is so weird. I was just saying to someone, “They are only interested in pushing their viewpoint onto the rest of the world and have their lifestyle accepted as normal. If it was so normal in the first place, they wouldn’t have to try to validate it all the time.” Of course, I was talking about Christians, but still, it’s eerie.

By: Vestal Vespa

Vestal Vespa — Thu, 19 May 2005 00:34:23 +0000

I humbly accept your shout-out, Gordo.

By: Anne

Anne — Wed, 18 May 2005 22:32:24 +0000

Oh, melior, that was great.

By: woodrowfan

woodrowfan — Wed, 18 May 2005 19:59:59 +0000

“My Daddy’s Name is Turkey Baster”???

By: melior

melior — Wed, 18 May 2005 16:09:40 +0000

We also all know that mule-fucking people either:

a.) Are made mule-fuckers by their mule-fucking parents who are also mule fuckers.

-OR-

b.) Decide to try the idea on their own after seeing a public figure talk about how great mule fucking is.

By: gordo

gordo — Wed, 18 May 2005 15:57:23 +0000

I don’t usually give shout-outs to other posters, but I’m still laughing at “My daddy’s name is Abstinence-Only Education.”

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Wed, 18 May 2005 14:33:25 +0000

(Pssst, Brad: Look at the name of that commenter to whom you’re replying.)

Dammit I’m dumb sometimes ;-)

By: The Liberal Avenger

The Liberal Avenger — Wed, 18 May 2005 11:26:10 +0000

More sex with animals!

By: Anne

Anne — Wed, 18 May 2005 10:14:00 +0000

Ehhhhhhhn, I don’t think it’s necessary to broadcast your kids’ origins on his/her t-shirt.

(Pssst, Brad: Look at the name of that commenter to whom you’re replying.)

By: Vestal Vespa

Vestal Vespa — Wed, 18 May 2005 08:51:29 +0000

Ben Shapiro would make a very ugly version of Audrey Hepburn.

Just like the kid from that Rowsdower ep of MST3K.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Wed, 18 May 2005 08:07:07 +0000

Ben Shapiro, a drag queen. Puh-leez! He’d never be able to handle the eyebrow plucking it would require. He’d start crying two seconds in and say, “I give uh-uh-uppp!!!”

Hey, I never said he’d be *good* at it…

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Wed, 18 May 2005 07:10:29 +0000

I suppose I wouldn’t put the shirt on a kid, but I tend to oppose making a kid wear any message it doesn’t understand.
On the other hand, I come from a typical dysfunctional nuclear family; do they make the shirts in adult sizes?

By: Bill S

Bill S — Wed, 18 May 2005 06:52:40 +0000

Ben Shapiro, a drag queen. Puh-leez! He’d never be able to handle the eyebrow plucking it would require. He’d start crying two seconds in and say, “I give uh-uh-uppp!!!”

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Wed, 18 May 2005 06:27:48 +0000

No one can honestly make the argument that the strongest influence on a child is their same sex parent. So, what’s this boy to do since he has two mommy’s?

Hey, wait.

I think this nimrod means to say “no one can honestly deny that the strongest influence on a boy is his father and on a girl, her mother.” “Same sex parent” here means “the parent of the same sex,” not “the same-sex partner of the parent.” I think. But in that case, wouldn’t a boy with *two* fathers have an advantage on the ol’ male-o-meter?

(And it’s “mommies,” dagnabit.)

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Wed, 18 May 2005 06:27:22 +0000

Hmmm, I don’t see what the problem is with that shirt.

Ehhhhhhhn, I don’t think it’s necessary to broadcast your kids’ origins on his/her t-shirt.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Wed, 18 May 2005 06:20:47 +0000

[Conservative Christians] are only interested in pushing their viewpoint onto the rest of the world and have their lifestyle accepted as normal. If it was so normal in the first place, they wouldn’t have to try to validate it all the time.

The family unit is under attack by many different groups in this country. None more shameful and harmful to our children that Family Evolutions, a group started by two lesbians that specializes in selling products to homosexual parents.

Hello, hyperbole police? I’d like to report an incident.

By: Tony Donor

Tony Donor — Wed, 18 May 2005 06:11:32 +0000

Hmmm, I don’t see what the problem is with that shirt.

By: jayinbmore

jayinbmore — Wed, 18 May 2005 05:45:55 +0000

Ben Shapiro? With those hips? No way.