Comments on: “Training Suitors”

By: Honey

Honey — Thu, 19 May 2005 12:41:14 +0000

Your girls should be helpless doormats and your boys should be bullies who don’t know how to express themselves. They’ll grow up to be lousy in bed, and therefore only have sex to procreate, as god obviously intended.

Umm.. that’s the plan, right?

Along with nobody knowing how to take care of themselves.

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Thu, 19 May 2005 05:27:51 +0000

I knew a Preachers Kid (he was a Lutheran minister)who threw a plate of lasangnia at her dad because she didn’t like the way he was treating her mother.

By: Vestal Vespa

Vestal Vespa — Wed, 18 May 2005 04:27:17 +0000

This is all quite amusing considering the well-earned reputation most preachers’ daughters have for being “the town bicycle.”

By: Buffalo Gal

Buffalo Gal — Tue, 17 May 2005 23:16:53 +0000

Train your girls to be idiots, and your boys to be jerks! It’s God’s will!

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Tue, 17 May 2005 12:43:52 +0000

Since about 1 in 1000 babies turn out intersexed*, you might not always know the sex of the child.

*That’s the statistic I’ve heard. Basically .1%.

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Tue, 17 May 2005 10:38:17 +0000

The differences in their children, according to sex, should be evident to parents from birth…

They should be, but with all this “just say no” sex education, parents may not be sure of what those parts are anymore. I think that’s the goal.

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Tue, 17 May 2005 10:19:54 +0000

I hope the translator wasn’t a Catholic, otherwise I’d have to feel sorry for him……..

By: Frederick

Frederick — Tue, 17 May 2005 10:15:06 +0000

So if you fondle your wife's breasts during sex, it's obviously because you want her to mother you.And if you suck your wife's lactating breasts, you're obviously depraved, no matter what Kos says:Breast milk tastes like sugar water No joke. Try it if you get the chance. It's pretty gross. Really sweet. No wonder kids like candy. Reminds them of the boob.Seb, be sure not to do anything sick like that.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Tue, 17 May 2005 09:53:27 +0000

Speaking of the clitoris, it is interesting to note that Tim LaHaye, of all people, advocated clitoral stimulation as “godly” in his book The Act of Marriage, which came out in the 70s.

Kris- did I tell you my local pharmacy sells a SPANISH EDITION of that book?

By: Kristin Sausville

Kristin Sausville — Tue, 17 May 2005 09:50:52 +0000

Speaking of the clitoris, it is interesting to note that Tim LaHaye, of all people, advocated clitoral stimulation as “godly” in his book The Act of Marriage, which came out in the 70s.

By: meri

meri — Tue, 17 May 2005 09:45:10 +0000

The differences in their children, according to sex, should be evident to parents from birth…

You’d certainly hope so.

Well, you know how liberal parents are: “No, doctor, I do not wish to know the sex of my newborn child, because I wish to raise it to be free of all social constraints, in a godless, valueless world.” It happens all the time.

By: Bill S

Bill S — Tue, 17 May 2005 08:51:13 +0000

“Speak roughly to your little boy/
And beat him when he sneezes/
he only does it to annoy/
because he knows it teases.”

By: Chad

Chad — Tue, 17 May 2005 05:11:35 +0000

Amen.

I’ve gotten into a few arguments with my ‘co-politicists’ over my comments about Orson Scott Card being a bigot and a hate-monger. Even though he writes bluntly that he believes active homosexuals should be given jail time in his widely distributed essay, “The Hypocrites of Homosexuality,” I’m apparently supposed to tolerate his intolerance because he speaks from his ‘belief system” and “religious background.”

Of course, if I’d written an essay calling for Mormons to be imprisoned for the good of the common weal, citing beliefs that were instilled in me when I was raised a Baptist, I would have been called a fanatic and a bigot a hundred times over (especially by Card’s confederates). This discrepency shows to me not only that many people think tolerance should cover the intolerant, but that some people, even on the left, just don’t take gay rights as seriously as they claim.

By: mutant cat

mutant cat — Tue, 17 May 2005 04:24:22 +0000

And beat them a bit to tenderise the meat, I forgot about that.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Tue, 17 May 2005 04:12:13 +0000

Yes, little girls should be steamed and served with vegetables, with perhaps a light cream sauce, whereas boys should be grilled, on the bone with all the fat intact, served with potatoes and heavy gravy.

Don’t forget to break the boys’ legs before grilling them, though.

By: mutant cat

mutant cat — Tue, 17 May 2005 04:08:14 +0000

First to comment, I feel honoured. This quote sounded upon a second reading, kind of creepy.

“The differences in their children, according to sex, should be evident to parents from birth and consequently their preparation of their children should differ accordingly.”