Is that what we’ve got going on here?

FACT: Shortly before John McCain’s birth, the Estado Libre del Istmo (as it was then known) broke away from the Spanish Empire. However, since he had at least one parent who as a US citizen, he is a natural-born citizen of the US. Sadly, Senator McCain’s birth records were destroyed when Captain Morgan sacked Panama City.

First, one need not be a professional psychologist to understand that the fanatics have a formed a hallucinatory view of Obama as a salvific figure. He is the projection of all their hopes, the key figure within their soterology. They feel that his election will somehow ameliorate their sense of self-loathing. By physically attacking McCain supporters, attack the parts of themselves that they find intolerable.

Plagiarized from here.

Visit the front page for bonus “of course I believed Ashley Todd, because democrats are so mean” backpedaling.

I speak Swahili…seriously,

Perhaps you mean “soteriology”. If you’re going to be an anonymous asshole, you might as well be an accurate one.

I’m not sure I could deal with them otherwise…

Don’t matter if he was born in Kenya (he wasn’t); his mother is an American Citizen so he has at best dual citizenship. And yes, McCain was born out of country in Panama where his father was stationed. You don’t see anyone challenging him, do ya?

*sigh* The argument is that contemporary law only granted citizenship to the foreign-born child of a US citizen and a foreign national if the US citizen parent had resided in the US for a certain number of years. Obama’s mother had not resided in the US for that number, which I can’t recall or be fucked to look up at the moment, for the critical reason that it was longer than her actual lifespan to that date.

US law doesn’t work that way anymore, but in theory it would apply to Obama. The thing is, that law reads like it’s intended to apply to permanent expatriates. If it turned out Obama was born in Kenya, I believe you’d see that law rapidly interpreted as not applying to parents too young to technically qualify. And it’d be backed by a near-unanimous if not unanimous act of Congress.

The Republicans may be irresponsible thugs, but they’re smart enough to know that openly contesting the people’s choice based on a razor-thin technicality would tear the country apart and precipitate a Constitutional crisis. It’d destroy their party.

Let’s put it so the popular entertainment minded among us can understand…Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie have had all of their biological children born outside of the USA, but those babies are American citizens since their parents are.

Mexican (an other) immigrants come to this country late in their pregnancies to have their babies born on American soil so they will be American citizens.

K? Understand now?

I had a friend who did this. Wash, trim, blow-dry, the works. I’m not sure if styling gel was involved, and I didn’t want to ask.

But she at least had the excuse of being out of her head on drugs at the time.

In Happy Valley (that’s State College…oh fer…Penn State, awright?), it’s usually 3 yards and buckets of mud. Gotta luvvit.

N****s With Attitude – Communist Party?

Is that like PFLP-GC?