nope, no parallels there.

Also, there’s scientific evidence that Jeebus Christ died for our sins? If there is no scientific evidence, how can we believe this? Show us the evidence.

Therefore it never happened.

Q.E.D.

And since no one has ever seen a molecule or an atom with their own eyes, obviously no one really knows if all this “chemistry” stuff has any basis in reality. We should be teaching all the various other theories of matter, like the good ol’ earth, air, fire & water theory! (Though I’m not sure I approve of “air”; has anyone ever actually SEEN air?)

1) Islam is gendered. There is the Islam for Men and Islam for Women. Islam for Men is about recruiting terr’aists. Islam for Women preaches love.

2) Islam is like a virus. Once you come in contact, you cannot escape being infected. There is no inoculation other than the nuclear option.

3) Urban Legends are true. Muslim terr’aists have been sighted right here and some are under your bed and they want to kill you dead. Terr’aists did Oklahoma. Believe it. Be afraid. Be vewy vewy afwaid.

4)All this is Clinton’s fault.

5)It’s all Clinton’s fault.

6)Barbara Stock is a good Christian American who knows all about Life, Universe and Everything because she believes in the one God Christ and he has shown her the way through Love. That spewing was a fine example of her Love.

{I feel really icky and infected now. I need to go home early and take a nice long hot bath with lavender, orange peels, ylang ylang and vetiver.}

NEVER link to an article like that without at least a warning!

^ that’s a story I wrote about evolution vs. creation. Check it out.

Also, don’t poo in my mouth please

However…

“…why not teach all the various theories if they have scientific evidence to support them?”

2 points to make here. 1) Do you really want to have ALL theories taught? Or just yours? 2) Show me the scientific evidence that supports creationism. Seriously. Faith is a great thing, don’t get me wrong, but you said “scientific evidence” and let’s face it, there ain’t none. I believe that evolution is the truth, but I don’t see why God couldn’t have made evolution happen. The difference between me and you, bud, is I don’t claim scientific evidence supports my belief that God made evolution happen. I admit that’s just my faith talking.

The big point that I can’t get over with these people, though, was my point #1. They say they want all the “various theories” taught, but I challenge them to put that in action. It’s like what I always thought about Bush’s “faith-based” initiatives. I’ve really got no problem with federal dollars going to religious groups who are doing things like drug counseling, just make sure to make that money available for every religious group that does that, whether Christian, Jewsih, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Zoraastrian, Pagan, or whatever.

Personally, I’d like to learn about how the earth was created in the mouth of a large dragon.

Gaaaaah, shit, I gotta fix that… should be inseCTifada…

“Incestifada” would probably be more likely to grace the pages of “The Naughty Musilm” tho.

Good thing Christians never destroy their entire families because of the influence of religious fanaticism — right, Andrea Yates?

But ever-so-much fun.