Comments on: Al-Qaeda For McCain? Inconceivable!

By: chocolatepie

chocolatepie — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:29:57 +0000

Where are the ambitious YooToobers to make this scene a reality?

By: mmeetoilenoir

mmeetoilenoir — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:42:07 +0000

That was just full of epic win dipped in chocolate and covered in nuts.

By: Thursday

Thursday — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:31:49 +0000

That endorsement…

I do not think it means what the Republicans think it means.

By: charlie

charlie — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:17:45 +0000

Can it get wierder?

All we have is hope…

By: jim

jim — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:00:50 +0000

Lovely … just lovely.

This will go down as the weirdest election campaign ever. Weirder than 1964, 1972 & 1992 put together. LSD-in-the-water-supply weird. MC-Escher-woodcut weird. Exotic-matter weird.

Can it get weirder?
YES, IT CAN!

By: Ginger Yellow

Ginger Yellow — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:49:04 +0000

Sarah: A book?
Katie: That’s right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I’m gonna read it to you.
Sarah: Has it got any sports in it?
Katie: Are you kidding? Shooting, snowmobiling, torture, revenge, polar bears, wolves, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…
Sarah: Doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try to stay awake.

By: spinkbottle

spinkbottle — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:57:42 +0000

That was brilliant.

By: windy

windy — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:36:41 +0000

. . . the lurking snake, the crafty and malicious scorpion, the spying enemy, and the penetrating venom

Shi’a kung fu is strong.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:00:30 +0000

Fantastic. Exactly the scene I was thinking of in 2004 when the Republicans started shrieking about Osama wanting Kerry to win. I had a couple roommates who hadn’t seen Princess Bride, so I had to rent it so I could show them what I was talking about.

By: Rufus

Rufus — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:58:37 +0000

Woolsey’s theorem also simultaneously proves that Bill Ayers is objectively pro-McCain.

By: Barack Montoya

Barack Montoya — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:47:48 +0000

Hello. My name is Barack Montoya. You have fucked up. Now prepare for my presidency.

By: Turbine Yukon Palin

Turbine Yukon Palin — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:42:40 +0000

Sadly-snark + Princess Bride = WINZ ‘n’ GIGGLZ!

By: charlie

charlie — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:34:10 +0000

best post of the year.

By: noen

noen — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:20:30 +0000

Not to worry HumboldtBlue. When Obama is sworn in the crazy will go into orbit. You ain’t seen nuttin’ yet.

By: Stag Party Palin

Stag Party Palin — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:09:46 +0000

My keyboard runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy require a Pepsi Syndrome warning on posts like this.

Have fun stormin’ da castle!

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:02:56 +0000

I wet one of the cats.

By: merge divide

merge divide — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:59:19 +0000

There are many US security experts that remain unsurprised about Al Qaeda’s pick. Some have been expecting the terrorists to “vote” before the election by executing a high-profile attack, which would likely flip the polls in favor of McCain. It’s really pretty obvious (to those that are actually well-informed) why Al Qaeda would prefer the pro-war GOP (neocon) rule, because that party consistently plays into its hands by destabilizing the Middle East with its aggressive and ham-handed foreign policy. Al Qaeda is made up of Sunni Muslims who would be threatened by Obama’s strategy of negotiating with Shi’ites such as those who rule Iran. They would much rather see Israel (or the US Armed Forces) bomb that nation with McCain’s support.

According to Al Qaeda ideology, the four biggest “enemies of Islam” are Israel, America, Heretics, and the Shia. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (former leader of Al-Qaeda in Iraq) called Shi’ites “the most evil of mankind . . . the lurking snake, the crafty and malicious scorpion, the spying enemy, and the penetrating venom”. It reminds me of the charges the Republicans have leveled against the Democrats latel

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:51:15 +0000

I wet myself.

By: HumboldtBlue

HumboldtBlue — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:46:13 +0000

That may just be the funniest sadly no I have ever read. Awww man I am so torn. Part of me desperately wants this election to be over, and yet, with absurdities like this, another part wants it to go on for ever and ever …

Amen.

By: Ken Lowery

Ken Lowery — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:38:24 +0000

Well, dang. Blackman beat me to it. Curse you, minorities!