Comments on: From Case File: No, Wait For It

By: jim

jim — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:46:30 +0000

In this case, the shoe does indeed fit.
Irony can be a beautiful thing, eh?

I imagine Brokaw is now injecting steroids directly into his tongue, to prep it for the feat of bionic salad-tossing it’ll take to slap any life into a candidate who’s obviously long since flatlined politically.

Oh, & damn, I heart ABBA – always have, always will. Light-years away from what I normally like, & cheesy as hell, but I just can’t help it. They’re chocolate for the ears.

That guitar is the shnizzit!

By: Caption of favourite Far Side cartoon

Caption of favourite Far Side cartoon — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:22:57 +0000

But which of us is the real duck, Mr. Frischberg?

By: The Goddamn Batman Saw Muriel's Wedding Twenty-Nine Times In The Theater

The Goddamn Batman Saw Muriel's Wedding Twenty-Nine Times In The Theater — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:04:30 +0000

So, the idea here is–what? That McCain will appear lucid, sane, even-tempered, non-creepy? That he will answer questions without regurgitating tropes that have backfired on him? That he’ll go positive, give people a reason to believe that he has real ideas instead of kneejerk reactions to the crisis du jour? That, after this crazy chase through the funhouse mirror-maze of his campaign, we will finally come face-to-face with the One True McCain?

Really.

darknite: hey can you make popcorn on sunday am
bigbadbutler: For the McCain appearance on Meet The Press, sir?
darknite: durr
bigbadbutler: Of course, Master Bruce.
darknite: hes gonna get pwned so bad
bigbadbutler: Like a Shropshire strumpet on two-for-one night, sir.
darknite: LOL
bigbadbutler: ROFLMAO, sir.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:29:37 +0000

It is certainly conceivable that I’ve linked to Bellmer engravings in the past.
A malfunctioning Smut Clyde robot is writing out 100 times, “I will not side-track S,N! threads by linking to disturbing surrealist artworks”.

By: fardels bear

fardels bear — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:25:05 +0000

If John McCain could write a hook as good as Abba’s then Sarah Palin would have really shiny clothes.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:18:18 +0000

I have the notion that Herr Clyde was familiar with Hans Bellmer’s works long ago. He’s amazing in digging up obscure, bizarre art. I find that slightly disturbing. And quite admirable.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:06:56 +0000

He is a penis in is mouth just as much as he is a penis in his penis. Like this?

By: Mister DNA

Mister DNA — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:46:40 +0000

I'm always amazed at the full sound ABBA got from just a piano, an unplugged electric guitar and two vocalists. btw, will William Dembski be on Meet the Press, too?

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:32:43 +0000

Well, PeeJ, all you have to do is fly to Aruba and palapa yourself down in one!

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:32:29 +0000

when he was a much younger man. Around 2000 years ago.
Well you know, as long as he keeps drinking blood…

I am offended by this blasphemous allusion to our Lord Christ the Vampire.

By: Tom Brokaw

Tom Brokaw — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:32:22 +0000

GSD asks:

Is Tom Brokaw’s lisp less pronounced when he was a penis in his mouth?

I don’t know, I alwayth have a pedith i’ by bouth.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:25:17 +0000

So he’s omnipenisent?

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:23:57 +0000

Sounds like something I need. How duz I get me wunnadem dere chairs?

By: norm chompsky

norm chompsky — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:23:18 +0000

Tom Brokaw has always been a penis but to whose mouth do you refer?

His own. Jesus. Keep up here. Brokaw’s penis-ness is all encompassing. He is a penis in is mouth just as much as he is a penis in his penis.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:22:10 +0000

I do believe the desperation has finally reached the “palapable” level.

Pretty soon it’ll be cupable!

And then palatable!

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:21:32 +0000

palapable? Mimicry of a good friend? Palapable: adj 1) Of or pertaining to a relationship with the Emperor Palpatine. 2) Any of a number of umbrella covered chairs in Aruba.

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:20:51 +0000

when he was a penis in his mouth?

Tom Brokaw has always been a penis but to whose mouth do you refer?

By: GSD

GSD — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:16:50 +0000

Is Tom Brokaw’s lisp less pronounced when he was a penis in his mouth?

-GSD

By: JGabriel

JGabriel — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:15:23 +0000

Rachel Sklar/Eat The Press at HuffPo:

Vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has not sat for an interview on MTP, nor has she been made available for an interview on any other Sunday morning show. She has, however, appeared on “Saturday Night Live.”

I am so sick of this anti-night person bias. I mean, obviously, Palin is simply not a morning person. I sympathize. Neither am I. In fact, I've never even seen Meet The Press in its regular time slot, though I have seen SNL at the right time. The press clearly fails to understand that "Joe Six-Pack", "Jack Triple-Spliff", and "Jane Twenty-Lines" are not morning persons either, and it would be absolutely foolish for Palin to try to reach them at times when they are fast asleep! Or, you know, in church. .

By: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 19:11:44 +0000

I do believe the desperation has finally reached the “palapable” level.

Pretty soon it’ll be cupable!