We all know you manage a band out of your office, Murray.

Actually, it probably resembles the contents of this website. . .

It was good enough for us!

Greedy Awful People

Uhhhh. Okay – nice to see one of the cams from early-90s late-night infomercials being recycled. Oops – accidentally restarted it – Sweet Bleeding Jesus, please tell me I can FFWD this. Whew!

Ho lee shee IT … Hardball “has only a handful of viewers”? The other talking-headcase “hopes he can stay off that Chris Matthews show” – do they kidnap guests now? KEWL.

“We should secede from the MSM” – oh, please do! No shortage of flat rocks out there to slither under. Just hope the current tenants of the undersides of said flat rocks can handle the inevitable damage to their property-values.

The left has taken over everything! (LOL)

There’s way more folks out there who are conservativve than liberal! (ROFLMAO)

We need our own media & educational institutions! (yeah, because FOX, The Wall Street Journal, AEI, Bob Jones U., Liberty Lobby, et al are such a pack of Marxists)

Democrats are going to over-reach! (hell of a trick to pull off with totally empty coffers – oh those devious leftists!)

Liberals will ban talk-radio, Up Teh Couner-Revolution! (whoa – save me the roach from that shit, guys)

“All we’re really asking for is fairness!” (which is why we’re dead-set against the Fairness Doctrine)

Curtain.

Recommended theme: “Land Of Rape And Honey” by Ministry – perferably loud enough to drown these pinheads out completely.

Ha! Shorter me: Couldn’t you at least make your mendacious hatespew aesthetically pleasing?

The Love Them From MST3K.

Only we should have two robots and Joel Hodgson commenting too.

(Sorry, Mike Nelson fans, but he was the shits)

Yes and you’d better get them out of the cellophane before they scorch.

As every “small town real American” knows, the rest of the world is dangerous and not to be trusted. The rest of the world now includes big and even moderately sized cities in America. The NYC and Washington victims of 9/11 weren’t “real Americans” either, according to Palin’s definition.

Whoopee John Wilfahrt – Sprintime Polka

Which is a slam against an great polka artist.

Assrocket needs to himself a better camera that that cheap piece of crap he’s using. It isn’t really video at 5 frames a second is it?

And point them away from those stupid guys. Then point the camera to where the lights are pointing.

I have to confess that even I couldn’t make it past the 5 minute mark.

I clicked away at about 2:36, although at about ten seconds in I was thinking ‘Hello, turdwits. Grab a clue. Why not declutter that background. Buy a couple of studio lights. Invest in a decent mike and mixer. Back that camera up and change the focal length. Your look is pure torture.’

Nothing wrong with amateurism. We used to have a guy on the community channel, called himself ‘Metal Man’ – a chunky dude with stringy hair who discussed his favorite bands and showed videos. He had no budget but he had some basic production values in place.

Stupid arrogent wingnut lawyers can’t even be bothered.

Please feel free to suggest other appropriate theme music in comments.

Any good, spirited yodeling recording would do, preferably played too loud and at inappropriate times.