Comments on: Out Of The Frying Pan With Janet Folger http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:30:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Doctorb http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-710095 Doctorb Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:30:34 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-710095 Is that 3 AM local time? Zulu time? Is it okay if I just unleash curses on them before I go to bed? I mean, er, "imprecatory prayers": O great and mighty one or more Gods, or fewer, I seek revenge on Sarah Palin and also Rachel Ray of the Food Network. Please see fit in (your/thy)(choose one or more: wisdom, anger, need for flattery, or desire to obtain precious goat-fat smoke) to cause Governor Palin to say stupid, stupid things in public, that she may look like a ridiculous ass. Is that 3 AM local time? Zulu time? Is it okay if I just unleash curses on them before I go to bed? I mean, er, “imprecatory prayers”:

O great and mighty one or more Gods, or fewer, I seek revenge on Sarah Palin and also Rachel Ray of the Food Network. Please see fit in (your/thy)(choose one or more: wisdom, anger, need for flattery, or desire to obtain precious goat-fat smoke) to cause Governor Palin to say stupid, stupid things in public, that she may look like a ridiculous ass.

]]> By: SamFromUtah http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-710088 SamFromUtah Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:17:05 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-710088 <i>Also, SamfromUtah you are my new hero, for that line, “I’m in favor of BOTH kinds of civilization - country AND Western”.</i> Don't thank me! Thank Jake & Elwood. Also, SamfromUtah you are my new hero, for that line, “I’m in favor of BOTH kinds of civilization – country AND Western”.

Don’t thank me! Thank Jake & Elwood.

]]> By: Pere Ubu http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-710071 Pere Ubu Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:08:52 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-710071 What the hell are all you people doing up? Don't you know we have to get to bed so we can <a href="http://www.injesus.com/index.php?module=message&task=view&MID=CB007FA2&GroupID=2A004N9G&label=&paging=all" rel="nofollow">get up at 3 am to unleash curses on McCain/Palin</a>? Shoddy, shoddy work here, <i>compadres</i>! What the hell are all you people doing up? Don’t you know we have to get to bed so we can get up at 3 am to unleash curses on McCain/Palin? Shoddy, shoddy work here, compadres!

]]> By: Rosebuddear http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-710055 Rosebuddear Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:18:07 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-710055 Srsly, that's really not a joke video? Personally, I sorta like that view of the future. The wingnut heads exploding would be way enough for me. Janet Whatsername, Amurkan Patriot (whatever happened to Murkan Patriot, late of lovely blogosphere snark, anyway?) Also, SamfromUtah you are my new hero, for that line, "I'm in favor of BOTH kinds of civilization - country AND Western". Lolololol! I can't wait to watch these people go down the tubes on Election Day. Srsly, that’s really not a joke video?

Personally, I sorta like that view of the future. The wingnut heads exploding would be way enough for me.

Janet Whatsername, Amurkan Patriot (whatever happened to Murkan Patriot, late of lovely blogosphere snark, anyway?)

Also, SamfromUtah you are my new hero, for that line, “I’m in favor of BOTH kinds of civilization – country AND Western”.

Lolololol!

I can’t wait to watch these people go down the tubes on Election Day.

]]> By: Spiders Everywhere http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-710019 Spiders Everywhere Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:20:16 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-710019 I think The Last Generation is my favorite Chick track, though it's hard to top Dark Dungeons. I think what puts LG over the top is the frenzy of detail, from the New Age Healer's lovingly rendered package to the simple FREE DRUGS printed above the the One World Government logo. It's like a peek into the mind of the guy mumbling at the bus stop, without all the hygiene issues. I think The Last Generation is my favorite Chick track, though it’s hard to top Dark Dungeons. I think what puts LG over the top is the frenzy of detail, from the New Age Healer’s lovingly rendered package to the simple FREE DRUGS printed above the the One World Government logo. It’s like a peek into the mind of the guy mumbling at the bus stop, without all the hygiene issues.

]]> By: Robert http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709875 Robert Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:00:12 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709875 Wasn't this covered in the comic book series "LiberALIty For All" a few years ago? And didn't it hit the popular culture with all the force and impact of a cottonball dropped into the Grand Canyon from a hot air balloon? The propensity of the RWNM* to bleat about their imminent oppression by the forces of Teh Left is exceeded only by the fondness for extremist Christianists to perceive themselves as oppressed by a ruthlessly secular cultural ascendency. *Right Wing Noise Machine Wasn’t this covered in the comic book series “LiberALIty For All” a few years ago? And didn’t it hit the popular culture with all the force and impact of a cottonball dropped into the Grand Canyon from a hot air balloon?

The propensity of the RWNM* to bleat about their imminent oppression by the forces of Teh Left is exceeded only by the fondness for extremist Christianists to perceive themselves as oppressed by a ruthlessly secular cultural ascendency.

*Right Wing Noise Machine

]]> By: Mooser http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709683 Mooser Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:56:48 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709683 <i>I’m in favor of both kinds of civilization - country AND western!</i> Wow! Wish I'd said that! And I wish I said, as a commenter at Yglesias' website said, when learning of Ms. Palin's $150,000 <i>clothing bill paid by the RNC. "She's a one-woman earmark!" But I'm not that witty. I’m in favor of both kinds of civilization – country AND western!

Wow! Wish I’d said that! And I wish I said, as a commenter at Yglesias’ website said, when learning of Ms. Palin’s $150,000 clothing bill paid by the RNC. “She’s a one-woman earmark!”

But I’m not that witty.

]]> By: Mooser http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709681 Mooser Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:50:46 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709681 About the "Mongols", are you people going to believe me now when I tell you that only an idiot rides a motorcycle with his feet in front of his head. Anybody with any experience would immediately say : "How the hell can I ride this thing? I can't shift my weight (by un-weighting the seat and moving my butt) and I can't control the bike properly!" Anytime you see somebody riding a bike with their feet in front of their head (a "cruiser" or HELOC-Davidson) you are watching a person much too stupid to be riding a bike. Disaster awaits them. You can count on it. About the “Mongols”, are you people going to believe me now when I tell you that only an idiot rides a motorcycle with his feet in front of his head.
Anybody with any experience would immediately say : “How the hell can I ride this thing? I can’t shift my weight (by un-weighting the seat and moving my butt) and I can’t control the bike properly!”

Anytime you see somebody riding a bike with their feet in front of their head (a “cruiser” or HELOC-Davidson) you are watching a person much too stupid to be riding a bike. Disaster awaits them. You can count on it.

]]> By: Mooser http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709673 Mooser Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:41:53 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709673 <i>Nothing is more pitiful and terrified than a bully who fears that she will finally be treated as she has treated others.</i> Maryc Aw, c'mon Mary! You don't know what this Mr. Porter is <i>really</i> like. He might be a nice guy! Nothing is more pitiful and terrified than a bully who fears that she will finally be treated as she has treated others.
Maryc

Aw, c’mon Mary! You don’t know what this Mr. Porter is really like. He might be a nice guy!

]]> By: The Right, in a nutshell, http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709601 The Right, in a nutshell, Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:23:22 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709601 SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

]]> By: SamFromUtah http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709581 SamFromUtah Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:29:27 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709581 <i>When Obama does get elected, their gibbering will be intolerable.</i> The whining is really annoying, but nowhere near as annoying as the triumphalism when they win. 2002 about killed me. When Obama does get elected, their gibbering will be intolerable.

The whining is really annoying, but nowhere near as annoying as the triumphalism when they win. 2002 about killed me.

]]> By: phleabo http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709565 phleabo Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:33:09 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709565 I'm frankly a little surprised that they didn't manage to work the phrase "kill whitey" into that video. It's an amateurish oversight. That said, I hope the 1/2 hour of TV time Obama bought is dedicated to showing that on a loop. I'm voting for him like 8 or 9 hundred times now. I’m frankly a little surprised that they didn’t manage to work the phrase “kill whitey” into that video. It’s an amateurish oversight.

That said, I hope the 1/2 hour of TV time Obama bought is dedicated to showing that on a loop. I’m voting for him like 8 or 9 hundred times now.

]]> By: Gundamhead http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709564 Gundamhead Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:32:10 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709564 Jesus that video... Crazy, delusional, persecution complex suffering Godbots should never try to do satire. A few of my favorite moments "Obama's supporters in Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad and the Muslim Brotherhood..." nuf said. Scary Hussein coming to get you, honky! The clip of Jeremiah Wright doing a scary Negro dance. Scary black man is scary!!! The SOCIALISM graphic of a guy holding a gun on another guy with a sack of money. The DRAMATIC! closeup when they were talking about Obama's healthcare plan was a nice touch. Lazy, shiftless black man gangsta steal yo monnah!!! O.K. I can't watch anymore right now. So. Fucking. Stupid. rrrg Jesus that video… Crazy, delusional, persecution complex suffering Godbots should never try to do satire.

A few of my favorite moments

“Obama’s supporters in Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad and the Muslim Brotherhood…” nuf said. Scary Hussein coming to get you, honky!

The clip of Jeremiah Wright doing a scary Negro dance. Scary black man is scary!!!

The SOCIALISM graphic of a guy holding a gun on another guy with a sack of money. The DRAMATIC! closeup when they were talking about Obama’s healthcare plan was a nice touch. Lazy, shiftless black man gangsta steal yo monnah!!!

O.K. I can’t watch anymore right now. So. Fucking. Stupid. rrrg

]]> By: Daniel http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709561 Daniel Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:25:41 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709561 I'm always amazed at their capacity for deluded persecution fantasies. They've gotten everything they wanted for eight years, and still they act like they're being loaded onto trains. When Obama does get elected, their gibbering will be intolerable. Actually that'll be great fun to watch. Wish I still lived in Utah. No, I don't. Still. Remember '92? Good times... I’m always amazed at their capacity for deluded persecution fantasies. They’ve gotten everything they wanted for eight years, and still they act like they’re being loaded onto trains. When Obama does get elected, their gibbering will be intolerable.

Actually that’ll be great fun to watch. Wish I still lived in Utah.

No, I don’t.

Still. Remember ’92? Good times…

]]> By: Arky 4 That 1 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709556 Arky 4 That 1 Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:01:26 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709556 <blockquote>You know, it’s totally fucking pointless but I SO hope these nimrods really believe all this stupid, ridiculous shit that they right. I hope that each they shit themselves thinking that evil humanists are coming to persecute them.</blockquote> It's like the last X-Files "movie." Some unwashed wild-eyed pervert runs around spouting gibberish and the Mulders of the fRight <b>want</b> to believe.

You know, it’s totally fucking pointless but I SO hope these nimrods really believe all this stupid, ridiculous shit that they right. I hope that each they shit themselves thinking that evil humanists are coming to persecute them.

It’s like the last X-Files “movie.” Some unwashed wild-eyed pervert runs around spouting gibberish and the Mulders of the fRight want to believe.

]]> By: not funny http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709544 not funny Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:00:12 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709544 Criminalization of Christianity? Fap, fap, fap, fap.... Criminalization of Christianity?

Fap, fap, fap, fap….

]]> By: rama http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709535 rama Wed, 22 Oct 2008 08:51:38 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709535 She forgot to mention that in the Christian Internment Camps the Liberal Commandant blasts Belle and Sebastian into the cells at all hours of the day and night. She forgot to mention that in the Christian Internment Camps the Liberal Commandant blasts Belle and Sebastian into the cells at all hours of the day and night.

]]> By: bago http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709534 bago Wed, 22 Oct 2008 08:40:06 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709534 <i>Fire at Will!</i> No wonder the Enterprise was always under attack. Fire at Will!

No wonder the Enterprise was always under attack.

]]> By: anthony http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709521 anthony Wed, 22 Oct 2008 06:07:18 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709521 The time for the right-wing <em>Kiss of the Spider Woman </em> is now. The time for the right-wing Kiss of the Spider Woman is now.

]]> By: SamFromUtah http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/13022.html#comment-709510 SamFromUtah Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:03:04 +0000 http://www.sadlyno.com/?p=13022#comment-709510 <i>I mean, after the first 600 times, it’s just not that funny to watch them fall for it again.</i> Yeah, but I'd rather they kept falling for it instead of getting their own candidates alarmingly close to power - like Huckabee and Palin. That's some creepy shit. I mean, after the first 600 times, it’s just not that funny to watch them fall for it again.

Yeah, but I’d rather they kept falling for it instead of getting their own candidates alarmingly close to power – like Huckabee and Palin. That’s some creepy shit.

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