Comments on: Life Imitates Simpsons http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:57:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Yamantaka http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12452 Yamantaka Sat, 30 Apr 2005 23:38:08 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12452 At least they haven't confiscated everything made of tin. At least they haven’t confiscated everything made of tin.

]]> By: Anne http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12451 Anne Sat, 30 Apr 2005 11:27:02 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12451 Doh. I read "People who spank often have sexual problems" and got distracted, thinking it said "people who are spanked." Way to read, Anne.... Doh. I read “People who spank often have sexual problems” and got distracted, thinking it said “people who are spanked.”

Way to read, Anne….

]]> By: Anne http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12450 Anne Sat, 30 Apr 2005 11:25:57 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12450 Blogsy, IIRC the high amount of spankings in British boys' schools in the Victorian era led to a huge underground world of spanking fetishes among men of the time. Blogsy, IIRC the high amount of spankings in British boys’ schools in the Victorian era led to a huge underground world of spanking fetishes among men of the time.

]]> By: suburban refugee http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12449 suburban refugee Sat, 30 Apr 2005 02:12:12 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12449 Sooner or later, there's going to be a kid who enjoys a good ass-paddling. Sooner or later, there’s going to be a kid who enjoys a good ass-paddling.

]]> By: WoodrowFan http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12448 WoodrowFan Fri, 29 Apr 2005 20:35:34 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12448 Hell, I dated that milk machine for 3 years in college! good times! Hell, I dated that milk machine for 3 years in college! good times!

]]> By: blogsy mcblog http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12447 blogsy mcblog Fri, 29 Apr 2005 05:11:47 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12447 People who spank often have sexual problems; they don't like the lack of control that interpersonal sexual encounters bring, and they are often have mediocre reproductive organs. It sounds like over half of the parents in Latham fit that description. What kind of bullies apply corporal punishment on elementary school children, who are usually too small to fight back? I would have liked to see my midwestern hick high school try to "apply" corporal punishment to me. That would have resulted in some severe negativity for all involved. People who spank often have sexual problems; they don’t like the lack of control that interpersonal sexual encounters bring, and they are often have mediocre reproductive organs. It sounds like over half of the parents in Latham fit that description. What kind of bullies apply corporal punishment on elementary school children, who are usually too small to fight back? I would have liked to see my midwestern hick high school try to “apply” corporal punishment to me. That would have resulted in some severe negativity for all involved.

]]> By: Pepper http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12446 Pepper Thu, 28 Apr 2005 10:00:39 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12446 Precious unique little snowflakes. Bleah. Any kid who buys that deserves an F. (But an A for effort, ha ha ha!) Back in Kentucky, where I went to school the teachers sure did love that paddle ... but it was always the same kids getting licked over and over again. They also turned out to be the kids with the most screwed-up parents. (the very worst child's parents had a home full of dead animals, i kid you not) So they'd get whupped at home AND at school. I don't know if corporal punishment helps or not - I like the argument above that there's no correlation. I have a better idea! Why don't we just paddle the parents instead? Precious unique little snowflakes. Bleah. Any kid who buys that deserves an F. (But an A for effort, ha ha ha!)

Back in Kentucky, where I went to school the teachers sure did love that paddle … but it was always the same kids getting licked over and over again. They also turned out to be the kids with the most screwed-up parents. (the very worst child’s parents had a home full of dead animals, i kid you not) So they’d get whupped at home AND at school.

I don’t know if corporal punishment helps or not – I like the argument above that there’s no correlation.

I have a better idea! Why don’t we just paddle the parents instead?

]]> By: Vestal Vespa http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12445 Vestal Vespa Thu, 28 Apr 2005 07:16:51 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12445 Hitting the little shits won't do any good at this point. I think that we probabaly just need to back off the "you are all precious unique little snowflakes" philosophy that took over in the 80s and 90s when I was growing up. I remember getting beaten up with some frequency by a girl in middle school who said she was in a gang. When I reported it, the administration not only accused me of racism but told me that they were reluctant to discipline a girl who's father was in jail on assault charges. These kind of kids aren't going to benefit much from a spank on the ass, but they get even less from being told daily how special they are and how the school functions as a place to boost their self-esteem. A happy medium, please! Hitting the little shits won’t do any good at this point. I think that we probabaly just need to back off the “you are all precious unique little snowflakes” philosophy that took over in the 80s and 90s when I was growing up.

I remember getting beaten up with some frequency by a girl in middle school who said she was in a gang. When I reported it, the administration not only accused me of racism but told me that they were reluctant to discipline a girl who’s father was in jail on assault charges. These kind of kids aren’t going to benefit much from a spank on the ass, but they get even less from being told daily how special they are and how the school functions as a place to boost their self-esteem.

A happy medium, please!

]]> By: vampgirl666 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12444 vampgirl666 Thu, 28 Apr 2005 05:04:42 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12444 Maybe parents should try raising their swawn properly once in a while. Then they wouldn't need other people (such as teachers)to use the paddle. Maybe parents should try raising their swawn properly once in a while. Then they wouldn’t need other people (such as teachers)to use the paddle.

]]> By: ts http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12443 ts Thu, 28 Apr 2005 00:52:49 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12443 We'll show him, especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" remark. The colors, children! We’ll show him, especially for that “purple monkey dishwasher” remark.

The colors, children!

]]> By: mds http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12442 mds Thu, 28 Apr 2005 00:17:41 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12442 <i>Yeah, I got paddled in elementary school. I also got paddled^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hparented at home. And I didn't end up going on any shooting sprees.</i> Yeah, I got spanked at home, though my parents were dead-set against delegating out corporal punishment to the school. And I didn't end up going on any shooting sprees. Though I was renowned for my disruptive behavior at one time. My wife was never spanked at home. And she didn't end up going on any shooting sprees. And she was generally well-behaved in school. Gee, it's almost like there might not be any meaningful correlation between corporal punishment and moral behavior. Yeah, I got paddled in elementary school. I also got paddled^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hparented at home. And I didn’t end up going on any shooting sprees.

Yeah, I got spanked at home, though my parents were dead-set against delegating out corporal punishment to the school. And I didn’t end up going on any shooting sprees. Though I was renowned for my disruptive behavior at one time.

My wife was never spanked at home. And she didn’t end up going on any shooting sprees. And she was generally well-behaved in school.

Gee, it’s almost like there might not be any meaningful correlation between corporal punishment and moral behavior.

]]> By: sickduck http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12441 sickduck Thu, 28 Apr 2005 00:17:01 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12441 ?You were lucky. When we were young, we would get hit upside the head with a manure-filled sock 8 times. Then we'd go home and Dad would cover us in ants. Luxury. Back in my day, the punishment for acting up was three hours with the milk machine that doesn't stop until it gets 50 gallons. Most of us didn't last half that long before we passed out.? Pshaw! You guys were coddled. My Dad would slit our throats and send our corpses to Ouagadougou and we had to walk home shoeless in the snow! ?You were lucky. When we were young, we would get hit upside the head with a manure-filled sock 8 times. Then we’d go home and Dad would cover us in ants.

Luxury.

Back in my day, the punishment for acting up was three hours with the milk machine that doesn’t stop until it gets 50 gallons.

Most of us didn’t last half that long before we passed out.?

Pshaw! You guys were coddled. My Dad would slit our throats and send our corpses to Ouagadougou and we had to walk home shoeless in the snow!

]]> By: Brad R. http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12440 Brad R. Thu, 28 Apr 2005 00:05:18 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12440 Ooop that last comment was mine. Ooop that last comment was mine.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12439 Anonymous Thu, 28 Apr 2005 00:04:15 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12439 <em>Oh yeah? Well at my school I was drawn and quartered on 5 separate occasions!</em> Like the boy named Sue, it made you tough, Yosef. And that's why you're the hottest (and limbless!) conservative writer on the Internets. Oh yeah? Well at my school I was drawn and quartered on 5 separate occasions!

Like the boy named Sue, it made you tough, Yosef. And that’s why you’re the hottest (and limbless!) conservative writer on the Internets.

]]> By: Ironicus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12438 Ironicus Wed, 27 Apr 2005 23:44:01 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12438 Ah yes, the ever popular "board" of education. We remember it well. Unfortunately, and despite what the applicators told you about the applicees, it wasn't, and isn't the panacea it's sold to be. As my old daddy used to say about his childhood, "A whuppin' don' make you better, it makes you sneakier." A wise man that. Ironicus http://ironicusmaximus.blogspot.com Ah yes, the ever popular “board” of education. We remember it well. Unfortunately, and despite what the applicators told you about the applicees, it wasn’t, and isn’t the panacea it’s sold to be. As my old daddy used to say about his childhood, “A whuppin’ don’ make you better, it makes you sneakier.” A wise man that.

Ironicus
http://ironicusmaximus.blogspot.com

]]> By: Yosef http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12437 Yosef Wed, 27 Apr 2005 22:41:29 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12437 "Back in my day, the punishment for acting up was three hours with the milk machine that doesn't stop until it gets 50 gallons." Oh yeah? Well at my school I was drawn and quartered on 5 separate occasions! “Back in my day, the punishment for acting up was three hours with the milk machine that doesn’t stop until it gets 50 gallons.”

Oh yeah? Well at my school I was drawn and quartered on 5 separate occasions!

]]> By: Honey http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12436 Honey Wed, 27 Apr 2005 13:23:28 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12436 Fucking perverts. Fucking perverts.

]]> By: Boofus McGoofus http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12435 Boofus McGoofus Wed, 27 Apr 2005 10:18:51 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12435 The link should be: http://headlines.agapepress.org/archive/4/252005g.asp The link should be:

http://headlines.agapepress.org/archive/4/252005g.asp

]]> By: Sandman http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12434 Sandman Wed, 27 Apr 2005 06:55:55 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12434 Is this going to degenerate into another rendition of the "Three Yorkshiremen" sketch, or what? Yeah, I got paddled in elementary school. I also got paddled^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hparented at home. And I didn't end up going on any shooting sprees. It's amazing what happens when people actually take responsibility for their spawn every once in a while. Is this going to degenerate into another rendition of the “Three Yorkshiremen” sketch, or what?

Yeah, I got paddled in elementary school. I also got paddled^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hparented at home. And I didn’t end up going on any shooting sprees.

It’s amazing what happens when people actually take responsibility for their spawn every once in a while.

]]> By: Vladi G http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1302.html#comment-12433 Vladi G Wed, 27 Apr 2005 06:54:17 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/001302.html#comment-12433 Speaking of Corporal Punishment and the Simpsons, don't forget that Corporal Punishment is part of the cast of Krusty's show. Speaking of Corporal Punishment and the Simpsons, don’t forget that Corporal Punishment is part of the cast of Krusty’s show.

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