So you say; I’m afraid we’re going to have to see The Buttocks to make sure.

Um. Would that be my buttocks? ‘Cause years of cutting & editing video & Flash animation have contributed to a general downward trend in the posterior region.

There’s some cute little sasquatch personal trainers I know that might fit the bill, however.

(kudos to Mikey for the “Tombstone” reference … although I desperately hope it does not come to that in this country. Civil war, seen up close, is about as bad a thing as you can imagine.)

Why? I have to use those now instead of arugula to keep my “real American” creds!!!?!?!?!?!?

At least we’re in the living room. Apparently some white supremacists have been holed up in a cave below the basement in some ancient archived thread. Has anyone checked it lately?

After I did all that formatting, too…

I guess they could bring Wildcat around just to punch whoever needed punching, because that’s what he does.

Huh.

Doesn’t sound like you need super powers for that.

Can I apply for a job like that?

I’m thinking I’d see a reduction in pent-up anger issues…

Now super powers required. You just have to wear a cat mask with whiskers on it. And punch people.

Since I laid my predicate, the future’s full of danger.
The MSM, once cordial, is calling me a stranger.
The debate flopped, the base collapsed, they shun my Bar-B-Q.
The only words that comfort me are P-O-W.

I’m too tired to search for it elsewhere. I’ll try to find it tomorrow. It was really funny.

now, after performing an amazing, never before attempted triple lutz post, I believe I’ll go to the showers.

In Russia, teh funneh kills you.

I miss Bruce.

Wow! You guys are STILL HERE?! FTW!?

Geez! At least take a vitamin D supplement, will ya?

Sunday is a day of rest for the Sadly crew, unlike we heathens.

The first photo of this post says ‘ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT’.

Or does it? Look at it closely. What it really says (using lower-case for demonstration purposes) is:

‘Aii aboard the failboat’.

Are you as shocked as I am? SadlyNo!’s editorial rigor was Our Last Best Hope. Now this.

Wait. Unless…

This can only be a coded message from Caliph Soros. Aiieee! Aboard the failboat!! You see. Obama wants America to fail.

Has techdude looked into this? Is the KernersRGo team scrambling from its barracks?

By Wednesday this could be a scandal on the order of ‘Listick on a Pig’, perhaps even rising to ‘arugula’ controversy levels.

Enjoy laying your very own predicate.

Geez! At least take a vitamin D supplement, will ya?

Where’s my sand, Beaches!

SPARTA!!!!

Sorry, BJS.

You’re off by one. Into the Pit of Death with you.