Comments on: “Radicals Pied Me in Indiana!”

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By: Yamantaka

Yamantaka — Tue, 19 Apr 2005 13:40:28 +0000

Of course, a rightist’s idea of “heckling” someone is to fire 30 rounds at him.

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By: blog city diner

blog city diner — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 10:53:00 +0000

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this here’s a man, an oppressed minority for sure, who deserves a big f-ing pie right in the kisser. And what a revolting thought of being kissed by that stache.

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By: gus

gus — Sun, 17 Apr 2005 10:18:28 +0000

That guy looks just like all of the boys in the Future Statesmen of America group that has a meeting at my hotel.
Some of the chicks weren’t bad but goddamn, what a sad bunch of boys.

By: thehim

thehim — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 08:32:45 +0000

Oh man, does this mean that Betty Crocker is allied with Fidel Castro?

By: Vestal Vespa

Vestal Vespa — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 07:21:54 +0000

Oh. My. God. The young Horowitz reminds me of a 90s SNL skit- a game show called “Geek, Dweeb or Spaz.” D.Ho. resembles very much David Spade’s “Spaz.”

“You can come to my houshe and play on my Shlip n Shlide. It’d be shweet.”

By: Adolf

Adolf — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 03:43:33 +0000

I’m sorry, but I have to agree with Horowitz here. There is no excuse for soiling his shirt with chocolate pie. None at all.

At his direction we will begin rounding up all the “leftists” on college campuses, taking them in train cars to camps all over the country. There we will strip them naked, gas them until dead and bury them in huge pits.

I know this seems extreme but frankly it’s us or them at this point.

By: dsquared

dsquared — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 01:04:28 +0000

The actions of these self-styled “college radicals” are both deplorable and hilarious.

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 00:12:32 +0000

Yeah, if joining the El Horowitz Martyr’s Brigade meant scat-play instead of mere food, I’d sign the fuck up right now.

By: Chris Lepore

Chris Lepore — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 00:05:51 +0000

Horowitz’ missive contains an obvious and regrettable typo.

Where he says, "I was heckled and harangued from virtually the beginning to the end of my talks"

It should read, "I was heckled and meringued from virtually the beginning to the end of my talks"

Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

By: Kenneth A

Kenneth A — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 23:55:36 +0000

Let me get this straight.

Abu Ghraib torture was a bunch of college pranks…

…and actual college pranks are guerrilla warfare.

Wow, “down” really is “up”.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 20:16:59 +0000

Tilda- While I won’t endorse that idea, I gotta admit I’d love to get another e-mail from him that reads “RADICALS POO-SMEARED ME IN COLORADO!”

By: tilda

tilda — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 13:12:14 +0000

Are you sure that is chocolate on D-Ho? By the look on his face, I am deducing that was an evil mixture of human, dog and horse feces.

To hurl chocolate on D-Ho would be a waste of good chocolate and a crime against good taste, decency and core American values.

However, to hurl warm feces upon D-Ho would be practicing the top drawer variety of good form, decency and core American values.

By: Melonsauce Magee

Melonsauce Magee — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 11:31:54 +0000

Cool pic of young Horowitz…where’d you get it?

Bustin’ makes me feel good!!!

By: mikez

mikez — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 10:26:56 +0000

I’m conflicted. On the one hand D Ho’s pathetic whining is highly entertaining. One the other, I went to the trouble of baking this here anvil pie to clock him with, but it might lend his complaint more legitimacy.

By: no-name

no-name — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 09:48:28 +0000

Dude, I am stealing two of your lines: the first is D-Ho for Horowitz. The second is calling D-Ho’s project ‘affirmative action for Republicans’, which is too good (as you may well already know)because of D-Ho’s vocal opposition to affirmative action.

Finally, does ‘Uncle Tom’ count as a racial epithet?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 08:56:05 +0000

does anyone on the right see how ridiculous it is to claim martyrdom from being hit by a pie? anyone? how about anyone who was actually “assaulted” for their views, and not just happened to need some dry cleaning and a shower? anyone on the right know any real martyrs and are offended by this self-induced pariah status here?

if pie is assault, what does that make real assault? is all assault then dessert?