Comments on: Disturbing quote of the day

By: mary b

mary b — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:59:06 +0000

To the People who Blog Sadly, No!

I do not know how you can read that reichwing nutbag shit every day. But….thank you for it. I cannot bring myself to do it. You do a great job of keeping us informed on just how sick and emotionally retarded they are.
Keep up the good work!!

Sincerely!!

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:13:27 +0000

Mexican luchador Mask Muslim is sneaking over the border to team up with the Eeeevil Librul Envirofascist Wiccawookies to put an end to offshore drilling!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUNrW6YEw9A

P.S. Please, PLEASE photoshop Sarah Palin’s head on Dorismar’s body in the “Mi hombre no necesita huevos de tortuga” picture! ‘Cos First D00d don’t NEED no turtle eggs!

By: Ben

Ben — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:57:59 +0000

Is it just me, or does J. Grant Swank resemble the assassin from Godfather III?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:00:30 +0000

The Muslim Mask is at your heels
Now clutching at your coat
You must be quick now hurry up
He´s scratching at your throat.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:52:02 +0000

Luchador Mask Muslim is sneaking over the border to team up with Enviromoonbatwiccafascists to prevent offshore drilling!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=19894346

P.S. Please, PLEASE photoshop Sarah Palin’s face onto Dorismar’s body in the “Mi hombre no necesita huevos de tortuga” picture!

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:48:36 +0000

Luchador Mask Muslim sneaking over U.S. border illegally to team up with enviromoonbatwiccafascists to prevent offshore drilling!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=19894346

P.S. Please, PLEASE photoshop Sarah Palin’s face on Dorismar’s “Mi hombre no necesita huevos de tortuga” picture!

By: A Guy

A Guy — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:29:27 +0000

It’s too late for a litmus test to apply Shania. Sara Evans is like way hotter. And Mary Chapin Carpenter is like way more talented.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:01:31 +0000

Are mask Muslims like eye babies?

More like eye burkas.

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:51:49 +0000

I believe Jeremiah Wright was a Marine. Yeah, yeah, we all know THEY hate America.

Are mask Muslims like eye babies?

By: Fozzetti

Fozzetti — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:45:24 +0000

… especially if it was a call-in show. With interesting guests like, um, well, guests anyway.

By: Fozzetti

Fozzetti — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:33:18 +0000

I often wish Swank would be given his very own Radio Show, like Limblargh. What fun it would be!

By: Mask Muslim

Mask Muslim — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:29:59 +0000

NO MASK FOR YOU, INFIDEL!

By: OneMadClown

OneMadClown — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:29:18 +0000

…the mask Muslim

Is that anything like a Soup Nazi?

By: Svensker

Svensker — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:14:32 +0000

The Mask Muslim is an old fashion guy who likes ice tea. Alot.

By: Unapologetic pirate of Dr BLTunes

Unapologetic pirate of Dr BLTunes — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:55:20 +0000

Also, it’s not a physical strangulation via the golden parachute, it’s a strangulation of the soul. In a sense, it’s self-imposed. They are walking dead men, they just don’t know it.

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:54:58 +0000

Why did I ever stop reading this guy I dunno, perhaps you care about your Broca's area and what reading him does to the pars triangularis? Personally, it sounds like he had this:

Luria proposed that this type of aphasia has three characteristics. * 1) A deficit in the categorization of sounds. In order to hear and understand what is said, one must be able to recognize the different sounds of spoken language. For example, hearing the difference between bad and bed is easy for native English speakers. The Dutch language however, makes no difference between these vowels, and therefore the Dutch have difficulties hearing the difference between them. This problem is exactly what patients with Wernicke’s aphasia have in their own language: they can't isolate significant sound characteristics and classify them into known meaningful systems. * 2) A defect in speech. A patient with Wernicke's aphasia can and may speak a great deal, but he or she confuses sound characteristics, producing “word salad”: intelligible words that appear to be strung together randomly. * 3) An impairment in writing. A person who cannot discern sounds cannot be expected to write.

By: Unapologetic pirate of Dr BLTunes

Unapologetic pirate of Dr BLTunes — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:51:36 +0000

I’m leaving that part up to God, hence, the line, “Vengence is mine, saith the Lord.” Also, I can’t think of a more humane way for fat cats on Wall Street to go, other than death via waterboarding, or, worse, death via snowboarding.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:37:48 +0000

It’s BLT’s most humane song yet, except for the death-by-parachute-around-the-neck thing.

By: rotten mcdonald

rotten mcdonald — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:35:48 +0000

RB, mixing the vocals way down is a GOOD mix in this case….

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:31:55 +0000

Ahh, JEEZ, now you’ve done it.

What, do I have to spell it out for you?

Stroking Mask Muslims leads to foreskins.

Foreskins lead to circumcision.

Circumcision leads to a bunch of the weirdest penis activists on this or any other Intert00bz showing up to insist, INSIST that we grow them back post haste.

Which I continue to find both distasteful and conceptually hilarious…

mikey