Comments on: UR LOOOSIN IT U LOSERZ!!

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:34:46 +0000

I don’t know; I think Somalia’s got a lot going for it. The Pirates might win the pennant this year.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:30:39 +0000

Schadenfreude, schadenfreude, every morning you greet me
lost the debate
right-wing hate
you look happy to meet me
The latest poll
may you rick and roll,
rick and roll forever
schadenfreude, schadenfreude, bless my home-land forever

By: RobW

RobW — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:12:38 +0000

While the thought of fReichtards filing into international flights fills me with glee, where would those bitches go? They might wind up somewhere no one has heard of Cheetos.

If anyone says they’ll leave the US if Obama wins, ask them where they plan to go? See if they can name a country without nationalized health care, a less socialized economy, more privatized social services, and lower taxes than this one. Then see how many really want to live in Somalia.

By: Morgana

Morgana — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:39:32 +0000

Schadenfreude, skadefryd. The delicacy of triumph and malice, so sweet. Careful you do not drown, Mr. HTML.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:36:03 +0000

“White” what, now, Troofie?

By: christian h.

christian h. — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:02:18 +0000

It is surely telling that HTML and The Truth share their sick love for that other Chicago team nobody cares about. I am somewhat surprised by the Truth’s argument, since I have come to believe he doesn’t usually go with namby-pamby stuff like “exceeds expectations”.

By: James K Polk, Esq.

James K Polk, Esq. — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:28:02 +0000

And, geez, these Republics sure are front-runners, eh?

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:31:13 +0000

sure.

By: Davy

Davy — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:21:38 +0000

“When the Cubs were losing the division series, there were times I wanted to lick the screen and actually taste their and their fans’ delicious anguish.”

This may be one of the greatest pieces of prose I have ever read.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:21:17 +0000

Dan Someone said,

October 17, 2008 at 17:33

… What they (and unfortunately, many Democratic pols) fail to realize is that the current election shows the Fairness Doctrine is unnecessary.
…

But at what cost, Dan? Shall we poll some dead Iraqis? How about some drowned folks from New Orleans? Hard to get a response from them…I know, let’s talk to the people who don’t really understand what a CDO is, or a credit swap, but know that not only is their own future fucked, so is that of their children.

We would be better off with an informed citizenry.

How many more of these lessons can we afford? We don’t even know if we can afford this one, yet. And we won’t, for some many sucky years to come.

By: J Neo Marvin

J Neo Marvin — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:15:45 +0000

Owlbear, that is sheer genius. May I quote you?

By: Michael Bolton from Office Space sang, not

Michael Bolton from Office Space sang, not — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:02:23 +0000

Man it feels good to be a wingnut

By: Bitter Scribe

Bitter Scribe — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:01:29 +0000

When the Cubs were losing the division series, there were times I wanted to lick the screen and actually taste their and their fans’ delicious anguish.

Please do so, after first painting the screen with a nice, thick coat of cyanide.

By: sagra

sagra — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:55:36 +0000

How about Iraq?

I hear it’s safe there. Much safer than DC.

By: sagra

sagra — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:49:27 +0000

HTML, I never knew you were multi-schadenfreugasmic.

By: Mrs Tilton

Mrs Tilton — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:13:50 +0000

We don’t hatch chickens, Troofie. We clone them.

From the stem cells of slaughtered womb-babies.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:57:27 +0000

One, in honest charity to a long-suffering Red Sox fanbase who’d been screwed by those New York bastards too many times.

HEY! Don’t hold a whole city up to contempt because of Bill BUCKNER!

(muahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha…think you’ll come into MY house and beat us with a weak-ass pitching staff and Dave Henderson???? 1986, Beeyatches!)

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:54:37 +0000

And you liberals are counting your chickens way before they hatched

We don’t hatch chickens, Troofie.

We clone them. Please try to keep up.

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:45:56 +0000

Need a rule change tho:

News must be clearly separated from commentary. Song or Jingle to announce the News. Announcer who is not one of commenters, announcing that he is reading the News. The News. Announcer telling you that was the News and now back to commentary.

That little bugger right there would solve tons of issues.

By: atheist

atheist — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:37:57 +0000

Perhaps OT, Dan, but very interesting. I like the sound of that strategy.