Comments on: Meet the New Kaye, Same as the Old Kaye

By: Honey

Honey — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 12:52:41 +0000

I was really confused until I realized she had the words “legislature” and “legislator” mixed up..

By: The Funny Farm

The Funny Farm — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 02:37:58 +0000

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By: Thorlac

Thorlac — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 08:54:59 +0000

Yes! That’s it! I knew she looked familiar. HAHAHAHAHA! And she writes like a dummy, too.

By: Ueberscheisse

Ueberscheisse — Fri, 15 Apr 2005 06:08:15 +0000

It took a couple of days, but I now recognize the look- Madame, of Wayland and Madame…

http://www.puppet.org/museum/pix/78.jpg

By: Andrew A. Gill

Andrew A. Gill — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 10:28:30 +0000

First, it’s “Those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.”
Second, it’s not hypothetical, it’s metaphorical (or parabolical).
Third, subject-verb-antecedent agreement is nonexistent in this sentence. “One. . .party ignores (so far so good) the planks in their (whoops! `their’ is plural, but the antecedent is singular).
Fourth, the em-dash is not needed and makes the sentence harder to scan.
Fifth, switching from glass houses to motes in eyes back to houses is mixing metaphors.
Sixth, a glass house would not have windows; it’s all a window, anyways.
Seventh, AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

By: Andrew A. Gill

Andrew A. Gill — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 10:24:12 +0000

slap a feeding tube into her arm.

I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure that feeding tubes don’t go in the arm.

It would be pretty funny, though:

She’s still wastin’ away, and now her arm done blowed up!

By: Vestal Vespa

Vestal Vespa — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 08:47:39 +0000

But she still has the stupid “Hardy from Laurel and Hardy” bangs. What the hell?

By: Kanga

Kanga — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:36:18 +0000

The incoherency, the paranoia, the whacked-out views – I can only assume the botox is getting to her brain.

By: MO

MO — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 06:57:28 +0000

‘few would know about the investigations going on in the Hillary Clinton New York Senate campaign fund raising tactics where many alleged discrepancies seem as abundant as “Carter’s Little Liver” pills’

Abundant alleged discrepancy tactics that are being investigated like liver pills? I’m soooo confused.

By: Aunt Snow

Aunt Snow — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 03:49:23 +0000

“Whether one agrees with a law or not ? does not give them the right to ignore or break the law they disagree with”

Except the laws of grammar, apparently.

By: George Johnston

George Johnston — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 03:47:03 +0000

Isn’t that a zebra print she is wearing? She must have wondered why those tigers invited her to dinner…

By: Dominic

Dominic — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 03:09:11 +0000

The mixiest metaphors EVER!!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 02:35:13 +0000

That is _most definitely_ a facelift…

By: Vladi G

Vladi G — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 02:14:36 +0000

Rocks can boomerang????

Yes, but only boomerang shaped rocks.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 02:11:46 +0000

Gouldie,
Brad is the Michael Schiavo of blogs. Now that he’s shacked up with his new love interest, Sadly, No!, he let the mean techies at Typepad pull the plug on superhappyfunblog.

LOL how true! I had a bitter two-week battle with Randall Terry and his “Save Superhappy!” coalition. They filed a law suit to allow Mitt Romney to seize my hard-drive, but thankfully I drew one of the judges that voted for gay marriage, so justice won out.

By: tilda

tilda — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 02:05:42 +0000

Most assuredly, Kaye needs something gigantic stuck over her face. Perhaps the underpants of a homeless man is the right item.

That’s her glamour shot? ewwww!

No. I think you misname that photo. That is her End-of-Days photo so that Jeebus, JPII and all the other Big Wad Sky Gods (saints, angels, satan etc) will recognize her as a Believer of The Good News and Rapture her, right away.

Her previous attempts to appear tigerish are an insult to big cats everywhere.

By: salvadore_dali

salvadore_dali — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 01:45:21 +0000

Rocks can boomerang???? Cool! How can I find out more?

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 01:44:40 +0000

Since I leave in a glass house, I shouldn’t throw stones, because it could boomerang and I could get a plank in my eye. A plank of glass! And it’s even worse if the stone has somehow gathered moss, even if I think I’m without sin, especially if I’ve left it unturned.

By: Hemlock Echo

Hemlock Echo — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 01:08:49 +0000

Gouldie,
Brad is the Michael Schiavo of blogs. Now that he’s shacked up with his new love interest, Sadly, No!, he let the mean techies at Typepad pull the plug on superhappyfunblog.

By: Brad R,

Brad R, — Thu, 14 Apr 2005 00:10:50 +0000

Gouldie-
My free trial with Typepad ran out. So being the cheap bastard I am, I decided to cancel my account and move over to S,N! permanently.