Comments on: Gateway Pundit Must Resign

By: TBogg » Strangers with e-Candy

TBogg » Strangers with e-Candy — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:41:51 +0000

[...] not like you can represent yourself as an African News Agency on the internet and get just anyone to believe you. You have to have to have a bulletproof cover story in order to insinuate yourself into [...]

By: This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this Snarkland « his vorpal sword

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:03:11 +0000

[...] making this stuff up. And, aside from the obligatory nod to Godwin’s Law, one can only quote the immortal words of Sadly, No: But Gateway Pundit, as we have previously seen, is as dumb as a wooden [...]

By: “Miracle Babies” Pastor Loses Extradition Appeal « Bartholomew’s Notes on Religion

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 23:03:45 +0000

[...] sideshows of the recent American election campaign with a series of broken promises to release a tape recording of Michelle Obama sounding off to him indiscretely over the phone about “white [...]

By: Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » Missing The Point

Balloon Juice » Blog Archive » Missing The Point — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 14:49:10 +0000

[...] the tape of Obama’s mistress, the tape of Obama screaming about how much he hates Israel, the tape of Michelle ranting at API, and on and on and on. But back to the point- as far as echoing messages, right-wing bloggers are [...]

By: Sadly, No! » From Case File: No, Wait For It

Sadly, No! » From Case File: No, Wait For It — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:43:54 +0000

[...] know, I know. The punchline? There are still, even now, right-wing bloggers falling for this tragical shark-jumpery: Michelle Obama Tape to Be Released – Finally?****UPDATE: TODAY? Report of Obama [...]

By: Sadly, No! » E-Fail

Sadly, No! » E-Fail — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:05:56 +0000

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By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:21:10 +0000

If they do have a tape the Obama campaign will not let it be released.

The Obama campaign is also suppressing the fact that there’s a bazillion barrels of oil under Tenafly, NJ, but the eeeevil environazi shamanistic Islamofreesilverites discovered that an endangered species of bot-fly lives in the region.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:12:08 +0000

Just wanted to say that the caption “a prodigious font of Der” was the funniest thing I have seen in several weeks. :)

By: Bob Weber

Bob Weber — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:39:43 +0000

The tape was stolen by agents of the International Islamofascist-Communist-George Soros-Homosexual-Secular Humanist Conspiracy. They hit API in a 3am raid using black helicopters. The tape (8-track) is now stored in Syria with Saddam’s WMD for safe keeping.
Seriously, a TAPE? Did they ever hear of digital recorders? Anyone could record an interview and send it as a MP3 or WMA attachment by e-mail to half the world in a few minutes. But then, I’m thinking logically.

By: roseyv

roseyv — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:32:11 +0000

“What’s the betting that sometime soon API will claim they are being prosecuted (maybe under British libel laws as they have an “office” there) and they need to set up a defence fund to pay the lawyers’ bills.”

This is such utter genius I kind of wish I’d thought of it myself.

By: Slaughter

Slaughter — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:53:27 +0000

He would produce the Michelle Obama tape, but it’s in the same folder as McCain’s plan to catch bin Laden, so it won’t be available until after the election.

By: Liberal AND Proud

Liberal AND Proud — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:20:22 +0000

Piggydimples…LOL…I’m sorry…but there are real issues there.

By: valerie

valerie — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:12:11 +0000

Don’t get too excited folks, API is not exactly a credible source. If they do have a tape the Obama campaign will not let it be released. API just likes all this attention.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:01:39 +0000

So lemme see if I get this straight, Moby…

You’re willing to buy into the base canard that somehow the main stream media is liberally biased, that Obama is somehow more of a liar than your average politician and that the media is covering up for him (like they’ve covered for McCain all these years), but THIS half-baked pseudocontroversy, you draw the line?

I just want to understand your boundaries before I start the reprogramming…

By: Moby

Moby — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:40:03 +0000

I wish people were not so quick to latch onto every half-baked scam and pseudo-controversy that comes down the pike. There is plenty to lambaste Obama about already and when the moonbat left is ready and willing to shamlessly label the truth a lie, and the media is too busy dry-humping Obama to believe otherwise, it makes no practical sense to get sucked into BS from a fake African press organization or some dopey liberal lawyer angry that Hillary lost who thinks Obama isn’t a citizen.

By: N.C.

N.C. — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:12:43 +0000

Yes, but Obama took up law, where they took up space.

COLD AS ICE

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:10:00 +0000

You’d think that, yes. Then you’d recall that W went to Yale and Ann Althouse is a law professor.

Yes, but Obama took up law, where they took up space.

By: RobW

RobW — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:33:29 +0000

I’m rooting for a badly done falsetto male voice.

Oh, hell yeah. I’m thinking Flip Wilson as Geraldine. With a Norwegian accent.

By: RobW

RobW — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:31:59 +0000

You’d think it’d be obvious that a Princeton graduate wouldn’t say things like “All dirt has been thrown onto my husband’s face and yet he loves this country” that sound like English as a second language at best and machine translation at worst, but I guess desperate wingnut hope is blinding sometimes.

You’d think that, yes. Then you’d recall that W went to Yale and Ann Althouse is a law professor.

By: Mentis Fugit

Mentis Fugit — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 07:59:54 +0000

My prediction: when Gateway Pundit finally gets his copy of the Michelle Obama tape, it’s got nothing but a certain Rick Astley song on it.

If Johnny Pez is right, this will be final and conclusive proof that there IS a God, and (S)HE is a Democrat.

I’m rooting for a badly done falsetto male voice.