I wonder what the rest of our far-flung right-wing correspondents have been…
Report: API Will Release Michelle Obama “White Racists” Tape
The API is not backing down.
Dear God, we must never wonder such things aloud.
Mrs Obama was angered and she came out loud with the following: “African press International is supposed to support Africans and African-American view,” and she went to state that, “it is strange that API has chosen to support the racists against my husband. There is no shame in being adopted by a step father. All dirt has been thrown onto my husband’s face and yet he loves this country. My husband and I know that there is no law that will stop him from becoming the president, just because some American white racists are bringing up the issue of my husband’s adoption by His step father. The important thing here is where my husband’s heart is at the moment. I can tell the American people that My husband loves this country and his adoption never changed his love for this country. He was born in Hawaii, yes, and that gives him all the right to be an American citizen even though he was adopted by a foreigner; says Michelle Obama on telefon to API.”
The group based in Norway and Great Britain said that they are going to release a tape of the conversation and details on their relationship with Mrs. Obama:
Soon, we will expose everything – information that we have, and that will make those who doubt us to retract their sentiments. The recordings will be released if need be in the long run. We did not imagine that there would be a huge interest in the story. Today we have received over 10000 emails and…
As we have previously seen, there is no such thing as the news agency, African Press International. It is in fact an unbelievably cheap-looking WordPress blog, operated by a pseudonymous person from God-knows-where, that steals daily news stories from the African Press Agency, strips the attributions from them, and substitutes its own name. This enterprise also features a phony charity impersonating an actual charity.
But Gateway Pundit, as we have previously seen, is as dumb as a wooden turnip, and after republishing the entire text of the API post, he begins a flurry of supplementary yawps by linking with a straight face (see photo: his face is indeed unusually vertical) to this alleged message (“good advice,” he sagely observes), which was allegedly sent to the so-called API concerning the quote-unquote “safety” of the purported Michelle Obama so-called tape:
TO API EDITOR ON MRS OBAMA: Your government, or Obama computer hackers, will try to stop you from airing the audio tape of your interview with Michele Obama.
Posted by africanpress on October 17, 2008
firstname.lastname@example.org | 184.108.40.206
Your government, or Obama computer hackers, will try to stop you from airing the audio tape of your interview with Michele Obama. Then no one will believe the story is true. I, and millions of other Americans, believe your story is true but we need you to release the tape NOW. You and us cannot afford to wait another minute. Please put the audio tape on your website, and download a copy to keep in a safe place, in case of hackers. Your strength is needed right now. Please put the audio tape on your website tonight.
It might also help to relay more details of why the call came through Nairobi? Any more details you can place on your website, labeled as an “Update” would be appreciated by us all. Thank you for your perserverence! We need to have it on your website in the next few hours in order for people to believe you are legitimate.
Laugh if you would, but just you wait until the tape turns up missing. We’ll see who’s laughing then!
List of things that Gateway Pundit doesn’t suspect, item 3B: Mr. Thomas P. of Washington D.C. U.S.A. 220.127.116.11 is also an Auditor of a BANK OF THE NORTH INTERNATIONAL, ABUJA (FCT), and has the courage to Crave indulgence for a matter of important business. You see, it did come to pass some years ago that an American Mining consultant/contractor with the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, maked a numbered time (fixed) deposit for twelve calendar months, valued $12M.USD (TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in an account…
Okay, laugh, laugh if you would. Laugh and laugh again. But if you were to say that Gateway Pundit is a gullible man, you would be wrong to say so! Here’s how he wraps up:
It is amazing how the media will believe a hoax that some Republican yelled “kill him” at a Palin rally with no evidence but will disregard a harsh story on Michelle Obama from the start.
It’s interesting how that works.
You know what else is interesting-how-it-works? We expect a correction. And if we do not receive one snap-snap, right away, chop-chop, then we shall next demand, repeat, shall demand, that Gateway Pundit choose the honorable path and resign immediately from the editorship of Gateway Pundit.
Update: Ooh, this doesn’t look good.