Ahh… here lies the root of the problem!

Well, Bush did speak of the “soft bigotry of low expectations”.

Troofie! You’re an affirmative action advocate!

I don’t know where the hell your mutual exclusive understandings of Michelle Obama come from. You sure seem to know an awful lot about someone you claim has been kept hidden,,,

Whoops, I’m totally wrong about that because it turns out you don’t know jack shit about Michelle Obama. Her “mediocre degree” (B.A. cum laude from Princeton) lead to Harvard Law lead her to an associate position at a law firm lead to…I mean holy crap – she graduated Princeton Class of ’85, and landed in her current position at University of Chicago Hospitals twenty years later. There was some stuff in between.

I appreciate that since Michelle Obama’s a black woman, you are incapable of recognizing that she could have accomplished anything other than yelling “Kill Whitey”. That’s not the basis of a good argument, that’s a racist paranoid delusion.

And we’re willing to fund it too, cheapskate. We believe in intelligence, not ignorance.

Sadly, the real experts keep, um, offing themselves.

Then how do they pass along the knowledge? Is there like some failed expert, like a Republican, who lectures for a fee?

It’s a part of their oral tradition…

I note a certain retreat, as if trying to recover from an embarrassing face-plant off your bicycle with the new banana seat.

But anyway, yes, the Ivy league is super easy which is why they spend so much money trying to entice the dumbest and laziest of high-school graduates and nobody wants to go to them ever because classes in NASCAR just do not make sense.

That’s an important quality in a future first lady.

Sadly, you’re probably right, but if he’s dangling in the air he might have a little more trouble typing. (This also applies to Twoofie, CUM Dumpster, and, well pretty much all our trolls.)

(Good grief). From Wikipedia:

” Michelle attended Whitney Young High School, where she was on the honor roll four years, took advanced placement classes, was a member of the National Honor Society and served as student council treasurer.[3] She was a high school classmate of Santita Jackson, the daughter of Jesse Jackson and sister of Jesse Jackson, Jr.[6] She graduated from High School in 1981,[10] and went on to major in sociology and minor in African American studies at Princeton University, where she graduated cum laude with a Bachelor of Arts in 1985.[3][11]”

Even you should be able to recognize that no one (and I mean no one) graduates cum laude from Princeton without stellar grades and test scores. Just stop with the racist bullshit, ok?

PICK ONE.

(ahem)……….Those are as valid as claiming that Michelle “skipped a grade, honor roll, advanced placement classes, National Honor’s Society member” Obama had poor grades and test scores and only got into college as a “affirmative action princess”, aren’t they?

Remember how we all though on 9/11 that there would constant attacks?

Uh, no. Not really.

I prefer the Bush Doctrine, children.

Luckily, the majority of Americans do not.

Twit.