Oct
16

Debate Thread Yaah! Zarg! Fleen!




Posted at 1:31 by Gavin M.


ABOVE: Comment from the Townhall.com story, “African Press Publishes Shocking
Michelle Obama Quotes?


ABOVE: Servicemen in Iraq with the Ohio state flag.


Hanx! John Cole via Matt Ortega.

344 Comments »

  1. Kathleen said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:36

    I was just going to post a link to that JC post in the comments, because it is the funniest EVAH.

  2. dBa said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:40

    Fake but Accurate…

    Indeed, that this was an actual flag and not an Obama flag only strengthens their point.

  3. Tommmcatt said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:41

    You need to examine the kerning between the stars…

  4. Gary 'r€nato' Ruppert said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:45

    The fact is, this merely serves to prove that the Vast Obama Conspiracy goes back at least over 100 years to the adoption of the “Ohio” flag.

  5. Greg said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:47

    Yep, we’ve been found out in Ohio–no matter what the polls say, this is ObamaLand. Grandpa McSame and Georgette W. Palin shoulda got while the gettin’ was good, you betcha.

  6. SamFromUtah said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:48

    It seems those soldiers are in the tank for Obama, but I don’t see any tank.

  7. Looney Left™³²®© said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:49

    Is decorations, only!

  8. Righteous Bubba said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:49

    An all new crazy imbecile:

    http://rycksrationalizations.blogtownhall.com/

  9. mikey said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:49

    Jeezus christs tits in a mason jar, these people are deeply defective.

    Dood. Obama could “create” ten thousand fifty eight “countries” in the US, and do you know how many of them would be “african”?

    Come on now. You can work this one out all by yourself. Here’s a hint. Ten thousand fifty eight of those countries would be “North American”. Now, how many would be “African”?

    That’s right. African countries, in order to qualify as such, pretty much have to be within shouting distance of the continent of AFRICA.

    None of which at all addresses the mechanism by which the President of the United States is going to “Create” a country in the US. Under what authority could he do that? How would it work? Do you suppose the people who lived in the place where he designated this new country to be might be unhappy with that? Do you suppose if the President started strutting around “creating” countries, somebody might take him to a nice, quiet place and relieve him of his duties?

    Now go sit in the corner…

    mikey

  10. Gundamhead said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:49

    Clearly those phony soldiers are in the tank for Obama. Troops from Ohio are the Schutzstaffel of Liberal Fascism. Jesus Christ Townhallers are stupid. This is an embarrassment to one celled organisms.

    You see? YOUR STUPID MINDS! STUPID STUPID!

  11. Looney Left™³²®© said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:51

    SamFromUtah said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:48

    It seems those soldiers are in the tank for Obama, but I don’t see any tank.

    That’s because Dukakis parked it just outside the picture.

  12. Batocchio said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:53

    Zarg! Fleen!

    Damn, I didn’t know Miss Althouse was joining us!

  13. Smiling Mortician said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:55

    OK, look. The current condition of wingnut observational powers being what it is, I can forgive the the lack of knowledge about the state flag of the state in question. I can even get past the nearly inexcusable confusion about whether that circle might be the Change-thingie. But I really must draw the line at the notion that one had to look closely to determine that it’s not an American flag.

    I urge Clendon to look on the bright side. Perhaps under the upcoming administration, s/he’ll finally have some decent health benefits that include coverage for mental illness.

  14. J— said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:56

    John McCain on the integrity of the vote in Florida. Charlie Crist on same:

    Despite claims by the Republican National Committee that the integrity of Florida’s voting system is at risk thanks to the registration efforts of ACORN, a liberal leaning group that backs Sen. Barack Obama, Republican Gov. Charlie Crist said he’s not buying it.

    “There are some who sort of enjoy chaos,” Crist told reporters this morning.

    Crist said he has “enormous confidence” in his secretary of state, Republican Kurt Browning, who reports there is no widespread voter fraud in Florida. A handful of bogus registrations, including one for Mickey Mouse, have been submitted by ACORN in Central Florida, but they’ve been caught by elections officials or the organization itself.

    Watch your back, Gov. Crist. Dissent from party dishonesty is viewed as disloyalty.

  15. Old Man Watching FOX News said,

    October 16, 2008 at 1:57

    I don’t wanna hear about any damned fags! I don’t care how sparkly they are!

    When I was a kid, we didn’t have any fags.. Or stars, either! Except for the Duke! Boys were men and Bill O’Randly talked with their fists and the women were legs up to their necks and Glen Miller, he’d shoot ya dead in the eye, and I killed my grandma cuz she talked and talked and talked and that’s when I mambo dog faced to the banana patch!

    God damned friggamumshemamblumdadorm…

    MATLOCK!!!

  16. mikey said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:00

    Oh.

    Two more things.

    First. Man. Ohio’s got one butt-ugly flag. They shoulda used an outta state design firm.

    Just sayin.

    Second. No. Not gonna watch the debate tonight. Nothing gonna happen that I want to see, and frankly, I already know who I’m going to vote for.

    I don’t want to hear McCain try to parse the truth, and I don’t find any entertainment value in his obnoxious dishonesty. If I thought there was at least some hope that he would go all wacko on Obama’s ass, I’d at least have it on without sound.

    But no. They’ve figured out his dosage. He’ll do fine. He’ll lose, but no worse than with the other two. He’ll try something desperate, like demanding more debates (Obama will refuse). He may even bring up Ayers (BILL! AYERS! ATE! ALL! THE! COOKIES!).

    Then, tomorrow, it will be back on with the lies and the slime and falling poll numbers. And ultimately, in three weeks, mercifully, it will end. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

    Palin will return to Wasilla, irrationally convinced of her own national importance. McCain will return to the Senate for a couple years of spotty attendance and irrelevance. We’ll be arguing about who Obama’s SecDef and SecState should be.

    Consumer spending will tank, the finance markets will finish cratering and Obama will spend the first two years of his first term trying to keep the leaky dike from collapsing completely.

    Most of the fun part is over…

    mikey

  17. SamFromUtah said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:04

    They’ve figured out his dosage. He’ll do fine.

    That’s about what I figured. Though I wouldn’t watch anyway, because I’ve been allergic to politics-on-TV since about 1990.

    If anything really good happens, the young’uns will put it on that youtubes thing anyway.

  18. Nimrod Gently said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:07

    Why don’t you do these things in the afternoons so it’s not 2.00 am for some of us by the time it starts, you American BASTARDS?

  19. Tom Hilton said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:08

    That has to be a gag. How could someone that stupid even figure out how to turn on a computer?

  20. Andrew said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:11

    So, to conservatives, anything vaguely crescent-shaped is an OBVIOUS plot by the Muslimonazis to foist their vile paganism upon Amurrca.

    And any circle using the colors red, white and blue–or any combination thereof–is the “Obama Seal.”

    Just last night my friend and I were wondering how Bush’s approval could still be as high as 23%–who could be so stupid and clueless?

    Who indeed…

  21. Looney Left™³²®© said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:11

    mikey said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:00

    Oh.

    Two more things.

    First. Man. Ohio’s got one butt-ugly flag. They shoulda used an outta state design firm.

    You’re right, mikey. My mind’s made up, I’m movin’ to West Virginny!

  22. mikey said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:18

    Noo, Looney/Thunder.

    Go west, young man.

    You could stop at silly valley, or just keep going to the Kona coast.

    Why not?

    mikey

  23. Nimrod Gently said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:18

    I’ve seen a lot of stupidity, but this just boggles the mind. How can someone like that manage to type? It must be a 24 hour struggle to remember to breathe in and out.

    It’s relatively well typed as well. Must be a moron with a secretary. A Dilbert character. The Republican base is reduced to Dilbert characters. I bet they genuinely go “duh” out loud when they’re not speaking or remembering to breathe or clubbing their hands together like seals in front of Fox News.

  24. klyde said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:23

    It’s not a flag, it’s a burgee.

  25. Orange Tom said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:25

    AFRIHIO, ya’ll!!!!

  26. ckc (not kc) said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:26

    It’s not a flag, it’s a burgee.

    …someone gave me one of those once – I was sore for a week!

  27. Senator Hussein X said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:29

    That’s right, suckas. Keep thinking it’s simply a state flag misunderstanding. Just don’t ask yourself in which state I’m building reparations camps!

    Just. Don’t. Ask. Some other pitiful peckerwood will be happy to take your ramen rations.

  28. Bagelsan said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:32

    AFRIHIO, ya’ll!!!!

    That’d be a pretty pasty African country…

  29. J— said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:37

    Ole Clendon is going to be convinced Obama’s fealty lies with the Spanish Crown after Obama makes his next appearance in Florida.

  30. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:37

    Okay you Sadlynaughts, made of sterner stuff than I. I refuse to watch the debate as I can not risk seeing the cringe inducing “smile” – but I’ve got my bourbon and will be drinking along whenever you folks tell me to. Good luck to yous.

  31. Alaska Independence Party said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:43

    mikey asks:
    “None of which at all addresses the mechanism by which the President of the United States is going to “Create” a country in the US. Under what authority could he do that? How would it work? Do you suppose the people who lived in the place where he designated this new country to be might be unhappy with that? Do you suppose if the President started strutting around “creating” countries, somebody might take him to a nice, quiet place and relieve him of his duties?”

    Dear mikey,
    Thank you for your interest in AIP. If you fill out this questionnaire we will be happy to provide with our multimedia educational package.
    Sincerely,
    AIP

  32. Looney Left™³²®© said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:45

    DKW, did you see what that a-hole Murphy wrote back at Time-Swamp?

    Fucker’s all like:

    I got mine, suckas! HA HA HA!
    ~

  33. Bagelsan said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:47

    Is this related to the liebrul plan to have both coasts secede and join Canadia? (And then, from what I’ve been hearing, mass-vote liberal there and try to save it? :p)

  34. blowback said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:50

    Even Michelle Malkin can work out that they were Ohio state flags – perhaps Clendon’s real name is Cletus.

  35. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:51

    I got mine, suckas! HA HA HA!

    Umm, as dumb as TIME is, I don’t think they signed Mike Murphy to a ten year contract – but yeah, fucking asshole. Sadly, also the most honest Swamplander they got.

  36. Eric (an halibut) said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:54

    I’m with the Dragon-King. I can’t hack it.

    I’ll keep watching the Phillies.

  37. litbrit said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:55

    As for me, highly-strung is my default mood, so in anticipation of the inevitable swearing and throwing things I’m going to do when Johnny Crash starts in on the Ayers/Acorn/Anti-American rubbish, I’m all jacked-down on warm milk with honey and cinnamon (hell, it’s a school night). BUT if McCain’s creepy heh-heh grin gets to be too much to bear, the next two mugfuls are going to be at least half Mount Gay. Maybe more.

  38. alec said,

    October 16, 2008 at 2:55

    First. Man. Ohio’s got one butt-ugly flag. They shoulda used an outta state design firm

    Doing that usually winds you up with shit like this. Flags have a certain sort of old-world gravitas that capitalist civilization is incapable of dealing fully with.

    The main problem with the Ohio flag is not who designed it (vexillographers tend to do good work – c.f. the poll of state flags they did, which picked out some really beautiful ones and excoriated exactly the ones you’d probably wind up spitting on), but that they tried to be both clevar (who the fuck flies a burgee? Were we looking to one-up the Marquis of Brabant or something?) and US-y (the American flag is fuckin’ ugly from a purely vexillo standpoint, and it’s got far too many imitators to make a new one look good, especially in the same colors); they basically crippled themselves from the word go.

    The region actually produces a lot of really good local flags – Indiana’s isn’t too bad, and Indanapolis’s and St. Louis’s are damned beautiful, and NAVA’s top city flags has the Mideast pretty heavily represented.

    But fuck the Buckeye State.

  39. Lesley said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:02

    This headline should get big laughs
    Quayle to Palin: ‘Just be yourself’

  40. ckc (not kc) said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:03

    Is this related to the liebrul plan to have both coasts secede and join Canadia? (And then, from what I’ve been hearing, mass-vote liberal there and try to save it? :p)

    Now listen, if you’re going to join us, you’ll have to learn a few things.

    1. Liberal (we call it “big L liberal”) is centrist (“small C conservative”) up here – and some of us don’t think they’ll save us.

    2. The left-of-center vote is strong but split (some Liberals, NDP, etc.), so with a multi-party system and a first-past-the-post electoral system, it gets lost in pluralities.

    …just two of many (boring) realities. Don’t look for an easy time up here. But you’re welcome to join the fun.

  41. You Can't Put Lipstick On A Repig said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:04

    No flag pin on McPOW!

    TRAITOR!!!

  42. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:04

    Hurt, anger, greed, more angry, angry again.

    And Nancy Reagan’s sick.

    Fanny and Freddie are to blame.

  43. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:04

    Annnnnd they’re off!

  44. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:05

    Buy my fucking house, Mad Jack!

  45. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:05

    Nancy Ray-gun? What, no love for Cheney, who I understand has been discovered to have a heart?

  46. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:05

    McCain’s already incoherent.

  47. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:06

    The fundamentals are weak?

    I thought they were sound.

    WTF?

  48. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:07

    In lieu of a drinking game, I’ve obtained a box of Entenmann’s chocolate pop ‘ems, and will be eating one for every “My friends…”.

    How fat will I be at the end of the debate?

  49. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:07

    McCain looks like the Wizard of Oz Scarecrow.

  50. Looney Left™³²®© said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:07

    Fanny and Freddie are to blame.

    Without low information voters, the goopers would only have a couple of billionaires at the polls.
    ~

  51. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:08

    Joe the Plumber. Right.

  52. Looney Left™³²®© said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:08

    How fat will I be at the end of the debate?

    YESSSSSSSSSS!

    /Marv Albert

  53. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:09

    Being in a higher tax bracket means higher taxes?

    Who knew?

    And McCain’s going into the plumbing business. Well, he will need some kind of job.

  54. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:09

    John McCain will take care of Joe the plumber, but fuck the rest of us.

  55. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:09

    Barry X can’t suppress a grin at Gramps’s incoherent blather.

  56. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:09

    C’mon, Barack. Ya gotta be punchier.

    Punchier. More punchy.

  57. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:10

    Next up, Bob the Builder.

  58. kmfg said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:10

    Joe the Plummer is not a good theme for this debate…

  59. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:11

    Wow. Imagine a president who speaks clearly, makes sense, and puts words in the correct order. Wouldn’t that be nice?

    “Spread the wealth around.” SOCIALISM!!! CLASS WARFARE!!! Jerkbag.

  60. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:11

    McCain took his vitamins.

    ‘Class warfare.’ Nice way to bring us together.

  61. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:12

    God, get off Joe the Plumber already.

  62. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:12

    Memo to McCain: Never, ever laugh. CREEPY.

  63. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:12

    Was it “Class Warfare” or “Class Warfare, my friends”?

  64. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:13

    Yeah, Warren Buffet got my attention.

    But Joe the Plumber? Fuck him.

  65. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:13

    The record deficit is the result of pork, right?

  66. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:14

    Great, I can look forward to a refund.

  67. damnsle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:15

    NOT spread the wealth around? NOT?

  68. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:15

    That’s a lot of lines and even more pages.

  69. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:17

    Oooo, Jack’s sweet on Hillary.

  70. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:17

    Note to McCain Part 2: Don’t say things like “In the Depression we had…”, that make you sound like you were active in politics in the Depression.

  71. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:17

    Hatchet first, scapel second.

    OK

  72. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:19

    Yup, it’s all about the pork and the barrel and that stupid overhead projector.

  73. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:19

    Hey, am I the only one here?

    I’ll shut up for a while.

  74. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:20

    Surplus. Bush. Get it goin’ Barry.

  75. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:20

    What am I, chopped liver?

  76. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:21

    I’m not President Bush.

    Just look in the mirror.

  77. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:21

    Oooh, out with the canned lines. Falls flat, McSame. Douchebag.

  78. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:21

    Mmmmmmmmmmmm, liver…..

  79. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:21

    I love Obama’s facial expressions. He’s so cool.

  80. Trilateral Chairman said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:22

    I actually think that the “I’m not President Bush” schtick will work for him.

  81. ckc (not kc) said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:23

    ..it’s OK – you’re entertaining us (a la Plato)

  82. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:23

    Trilat Chair: I don’t think so. He’s not Bush but there’s that voting 95 percent of the time with him thing.

  83. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:24

    Obama’s thinking in eight-year terms.

  84. Mo's Bike Shop said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:24

    Shit, McCain just repeated Obama from the previous thread debate.

  85. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:24

    “I got the scars to prove it.” Translation: “Did I ever mention I was a POW for 5 1/2 years?”

  86. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:24

    Obama is challenging the “I’m not Bush” soundbite. “If sometimes I confuse Se. McCain’s policies with George Bush, it’s because….”

  87. Looney Left™³²®© said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:25

    I’m here, I’m busy drinking.

    Also, considering mikey’s advice.

    West Virginia: close, few people.

    Maui: far, and better snorkeling.

  88. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:25

    Obama doesn’t need to defend standing up to the leaders of his party, shitbag. YOU do.

  89. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:25

    False equivalence.

    Schieffer is a fucking cobag.

  90. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:25

    Here comes the Ayers bit!

  91. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:26

    Oh christ, again with the fucking town hall meetings. Get over it Gramps!!

  92. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:26

    Oh, negative campaign. It’s all Obama’s fault.

    And that other black guy’s.

  93. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:27

    Refudiate?

    is that even a word?

  94. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:27

    “That to me was hurtful.” Blow me.

    Obama doesn’t have anything to repudiate, McLame. YOU, on the other hand –

  95. Looney Left™³²®© said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:27

    For 5 and 1/2 years I could not kiss my friend Joe’s plumber butt.
    ~

  96. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:28

    Hmm, McCain answers a question about negative campaigning with some negative campaigning.

  97. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:28

    “100% of your ads have been negative, John. It’s true.”

  98. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:28

    How many lies per minute can John McCain manage.

    What a complete and utter shitbag.

  99. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:28

    I can’t believe McPoopy went into the negative campaign thing. He’s counting on Obama being more of a high-roader to point it out.

  100. Trilateral Chairman said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:29

    Mz: I’m not judging by facts; I’m judging by rhetoric. It’s a gut feeling sort of thing. I don’t *want* that to be true, but I think it is. So it goes.

  101. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:29

    McCain may pop a blood vessel tonight. All he’s got is his being pissed off.

  102. Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:29

    Okay that’s half an hour, I’m fucking drinking anyways.

  103. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:29

    Go Barry go

  104. Sjofn said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:30

    Obama is really good at the patient but firm correction, isn’t he!

  105. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:30

    “Attacks on my health care plan.” WHAT health care plan, shitbag?!

  106. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:30

    When you attack my health care plan, you’re attacking me, mother fucker.

  107. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:31

    Is misportray a word?

  108. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:31

    And AGAIN with Joe the Plumber!! Holy hell.

  109. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:31

    “Of COURSE, I’ve been talking about Joe the Plumber.”

  110. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:31

    If it talks about POLICY it’s not an ATTACK ad. It may be wrong, but Jesus H.

  111. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:32

    Get into it Obama. YES. Make McBlowMe repudiate his hate.

  112. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:32

    McCain’s a real piss head.

  113. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:32

    Say it ain’t so, Joe the Plumber!

  114. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:33

    Note to McCain 3: Try not to snorf into your microphone while Senator Obama is speaking. We can hear that.

  115. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:33

    Hey, I love my bigots!

  116. Candy said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:33

    He’s proud of those fuckin’ lunatics!

  117. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:34

    10, 15 thousand people is a large rally to McCain? Piker!

  118. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:34

    Military women…veterans…I’m not oging to stand for saying people who come to my rallies are dedicated and patriotic blah blah blah” You duplicitious oaf. FUCK YOU.

  119. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:34

    Wow, McCain has absolutely no self-awareness.

  120. Sjofn said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:34

    Is it just me, or does McCain interupt Obama a shitton more than Obama interupts McCain?

  121. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:35

    Dedicated patriots who yell “terrorist” and “kill him”. And he’s so proud of the people that come to his rallies!

  122. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:35

    Obama is really good at the patient but firm correction, isn’t he!

    He’s got that down ferdamsure. He’s starting to sound more pissed now, yet he doesn’t let it take over, he just let it simmer just right to give his word some edge.

    Now McCain’s blathering about veterans in his audience. Don’t you dare challenge their heroism by criticizing the behavior at my rallies! Obama comes back with an authoritative tone, “OK look.”

  123. woop said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:36

    BAD T-SHIRTS!!!

  124. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:36

    Ayers and ACORN. Bring it!

  125. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:36

    Obama shouldn’t have let McPOW get away with that military veterans jab. He’s unconscionable.

    Oh, “washed up terrorist.” Here we go.

    ACORN? You wanna go there? What a dick.

  126. flawedplan said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:36

    Acorn!

  127. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:36

    Here comes Ayers, ACORN, blah blah.

  128. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:36

    Heh, Obama sounds like a nice dad talking to a nasty toddler.

  129. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:36

    And with the Ayers mention, the voter response TANKS on the CNN meter.

    ACORN too. Again, what a shitbag.

  130. Candy said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:37

    Ayers, old washed up terrist! Way to go Grampy, could you look more ridiculous?

  131. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:37

    Ah, Obama lays it down, including Annenberg.

  132. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:38

    Oh, Obama. Handling this so well.

  133. Trilateral Chairman said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:39

    Zowie, Obama handled that well. The rightists were no doubt hoping for a McCain slam-dunk, and Obama stuffed his ass. Well done.

  134. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:39

    So very, very, very well.

    Smirky McAneurysm just sits there and smirks.

  135. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:39

    Wow, McCain’s quoting wingnut blogs. With enthusiasm.

    Game over.

  136. Candy said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:40

    McCain sounds like a fargin’ bastage 24K loony.

  137. kmfg said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:40

    Don’t forget Joe the Plumber or Poland

  138. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:40

    I do like the fact that they’re letting them go back and forth, like a real debate.

    McCain is looking even worse in this format.

  139. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:40

    Attack and go negative, McLame. Do it. That’s worked for you so well so far.

    Segue right into raising taxes from Ayers? YEAH!!!! You’re RIDICULOUS!!!

  140. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:40

    Aha! Now we talk about Caribou Barbie.

    This’ll be funny.

  141. Trilateral Chairman said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:40

    A well-timed laugh by Obama–he hit McCain exactly as McCain produced the non sequitur.

  142. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:40

    “I want to get this campaign back on track.” Liar.

  143. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:41

    Yes! Why did you pick your running mate?!?!?

  144. Trilateral Chairman said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:41

    heh heh. Cue the righties complaining about the question.

  145. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:42

    McNumbNutz has got NOTHIN. Nada. He’s sitting there looking all pissy and smirky, while Obama calmly and straightforwardly explains his positions.

  146. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:42

    Can the rest of you hear McCain snorting into his mic?

  147. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:43

    Caribou Barbie’s a reformer!

  148. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:43

    Is Obama droppin’ more g’s than usual?

  149. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:43

    Very classy; talk about how great Biden is, no need to say a word about Palin, reality does all the talking for him.

  150. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:43

    She took on a member of her own party when running for governor? You mean… she ran in a primary??!?

    How mavericky!!!

  151. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:43

    Yes McFuck, let’s hear all about your fabulous choice of running mate.

    Reformer? NO.
    Role Model to All Women? Eat me.
    Oil pipeline? Up your butt.

    ‘BREAST OF FRESH AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!” HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

  152. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:44

    That nearly came out as “breast of freth air”. Careful there, Senator.

  153. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:44

    Johnny’s in looooove!

    “But is she qualified to be President?”

  154. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:45

    “Do you think she’s qualified to be President?”

    Obama doesn’t take the bait. I sorta wish he would.

    “Special needs will require funding.” OOOOOOHHH Kick him in the balls!!

  155. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:45

    McC sounds like a grandfather toasting at graduation.

  156. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:45

    Ha!

    Your special needs kid is simply a prop, McCain!

  157. Looney Left™³²®© said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:45

    BOOBIES!

  158. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:45

    And in turn McCreepy goes negative on Biden.

    “Cockamamie idea”? GET off my lawn Obama!”

  159. Trilateral Chairman said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:45

    Marita: Yes. I presume it’s McCain, though I suppose it could be the moderator.

    Oooh…a good response by Obama with regards to the scalpel.

  160. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:46

    McCain is so full of shit it’s coming out his eyeballs.

  161. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:46

    Wrong on foreign policy? Says the guy who thinks Pakistan borders Iraq.

  162. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:47

    Trilat,

    That last snork was definitely McCain.

  163. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:47

    Canadian oil is fine, but fuck that Venezuelan shit.

  164. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:48

    Nuclear power is always safe! Just look at Cherno… never mind.

  165. Susan of Texas said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:48

    Nuclear power plants, bitchez! If the Navy does it, civilians can do it!

  166. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:48

    Heartland! Clean coal!

  167. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:48

    McStain is definitely one cranky old fuck, and it’s as clear as a bell.

  168. Sjofn said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:49

    So, during the first debate, I felt sort of sorry for McCain. During the second, I started to have mixed feelings of pity with a slight dash of uncomfortable dislike. But this debate? Fuck him. He’s disgusting.

  169. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:49

    But no money for research?

  170. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:50

    Why research things before doing them? That’s just time-consuming and expensive.

  171. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:50

    Obama’s making sense.

  172. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:51

    Marita, I just snerked in my mike.

  173. mikey said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:51

    Um, Hamels is dropping the hammer on the fucking dogers.

    What.

    Is there something else going on?

    mikey

  174. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:51

    Obama’s making sense.

    Yeah, what a concept.

  175. Susan of Texas said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:52

    Drill, baby, drill!

    Did I mention I’m a tiny man with small hands and feet?

  176. ckc (not kc) said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:52

    That’s just time-consuming and expensive

    …and sometimes (depending on the answer) awkward

  177. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:53

    What the holy fuck is that cobag talking about now?

  178. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:53

    Ooooo, Obama’s against Columbia but for drugs.

    Speaking of no brains…

  179. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:53

    Huh, McCain wants to do a lot of stuff that costs money.

  180. Susan of Texas said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:53

    McCain is anti-drugs flowing into our country. Screw ‘im.

    “Free trade with Colombia is a no-brainer!” Takes one to know one.

  181. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:53

    “Maybe you should travel down there and understand it.” Condescending old fartbag. He keeps trying to get Obama’s goat and Obama’s having none of it.

  182. woop said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:54

    what the fudge is oldy mcsenile babbling about? the people who kidnapped americans and then freed them are getting food for more money and we have to get it for free. drugs killing kids. never blinx

  183. phleabo said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:54

    So, apparently when they say “Let McCain be McCain,” they mean “let the old fool ramble and say whatever the fuck comes into his head at any given moment.”

  184. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:54

    McCain admires Obama’s eloquence. Is that a jib at him being biracial or because he is an elitist?

  185. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:54

    mikey said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:51

    Um, Hamels is dropping the hammer on the fucking dogers.

    What.

    Is there something else going on?

    mikey

    I’m going to the store. Alcohol shortage.

  186. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:54

    I really wouldn’t mind seeing Obama take at least one glove off. I think he can afford it at this point.

  187. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:54

    Oops – I mean jab

  188. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:54

    When McCain brought up Colombia, he handed Obana a human rights speech on a plate.

  189. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:55

    I can feel McStain’s blood pressure rising with every second of the clock that Obama’s taking up.

    It’s gotta be killing him.

  190. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:55

    And then rolled his eyes at the human rights speech.

  191. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:55

    It’s all about Obama. Obama sez what he thinks, McFail attacks it. This is sweet.

  192. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:56

    Oooooohhh it’s the eeeeeeeeeeevil Hugo Chavez!

  193. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:56

    “He wants to raise taxes.”
    Herbert Hoover. Depression.
    Fuck you.

  194. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:56

    I hope that the next time Obama laughs at McCain’s idiocy, Senator Cobag dive across the table at him.

  195. Susan of Texas said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:56

    McCain is blinkin’ and terrorist-in’.

    He brought up Hoover. Schmuck.

  196. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:56

    Doesn’t the US export a shit load of oil? How about bringing that up.

    Now Obama is Herbert Hoover

  197. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:56

    “Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.”

  198. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:56

    Oh, way to piss off EVERY OTHER COUNTRY in the region.

  199. damnsle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:57

    woo toledo. sigh

  200. SamFromUtah said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:57

    Wow, McCain’s quoting wingnut blogs. With enthusiasm.

    Is he singing “O! Solo Mio”?

  201. Susan of Texas said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:58

    I want national health, not a discount.

  202. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:58

    Health care

    How about letting Medicare and Medicaid negotiate with the drug companies to take advantage of economies of scale?

  203. Susan of Texas said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:58

    But that would make sense.

  204. Trilateral Chairman said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:58

    Marita (belatedly): No doubt. I’m listening but not watching, so it’s a bit hard to tell. McCain seems like the snarfy sort, tho’.

  205. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:59

    Oh yes! He’s telling americans not to be so fat!!! Awesome!

  206. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:59

    The problem with health care in america, per McStain?

    Fat people.

  207. Susan of Texas said,

    October 16, 2008 at 3:59

    McCain’s babbling about trivia, not health care.

  208. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:00

    Joe the fucking Plumber. Again!

  209. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:00

    My wife is shouting, “You can’t get health care with a tax credit!”

  210. Susan of Texas said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:00

    Fiiiiiiiiinnnnes!

  211. Sjofn said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:00

    Seriously, did Joe do the plumbing in McCain’s 50 houses or something?

  212. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:00

    WTF?!! Joe AGAIN!

  213. ckc (not kc) said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:01

    and who could love Canada? certainly not Joe

  214. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:01

    McFuck’s health care plan:
    Put records online.
    Have nutrition plans in schools. (No cost for that, huh?)
    $5,000 tax credit. Big Fucking Deal.
    Joe the Plumber again. My friend.
    Attack Obama on some phantom “fine.” Joe Plumber doesn’t want that.

    Obama: Reasoned, well-thought out plan. McFuck: Attack Obama.

  215. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:01

    Oh yes – join a health club when you can barely afford to feed your kids.

    $5000 – I just spent about $4000 on dental not covered by my health plan

    Oh yeah – single payer doesn’t mean that the big health providers like Aetna or Humana will disappear

  216. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:01

    Love it. Obama’s getting all the talk time.

    Wingnut bitch tomorrow – McStain didn’t get enough talk time.

  217. lobbey said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:01

    I know its been said before, but fuck Joe the Plumber.

  218. ckc (not kc) said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:02

    Obama seems to know Joe, too…. should we know Joe?

  219. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:03

    Obama’s hitting him on health care now.

  220. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:03

    $5,000 is my health-care PREMIUM for less than three months via COBRA. After that, We Can’t Get Health Care, McCreep. At Any Cost.

    Obama is ripping him a new one on health care. He knows his stuff. McJackshit is like he’s never given it a second thought.

  221. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:03

    I think what Obama is doing is pwning him on health care.

  222. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:04

    E- health records – the cost of positively identifying that the people who possibly can access your records are truly the appropriate people is incredible.

  223. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:04

    I just heard America collectively tell McStain to shut the fuck up and go away.

    Really. I just heard it.

  224. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:04

    Joe is rich now! Oh no, poor Joe. Those Democrats are going to tax him so bad now!

  225. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:04

    “Joe, you’re rich, congratulations!” What The FUCK? And again with the “fine,” after Obama has just painstakingly explained how that’s not the case.

    On this issue alone McBlame should go down in flames.

  226. Honus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:04

    How does all the nutrition education and exercise and dietary counseling fit in with the spending freeze? I guess you only get those things if you are in the military.

  227. ckc (not kc) said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:04

    Joe..rich..fine…mandates….blah, blah, blah

  228. kmfg said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:04

    did he say no transplants?

    but I really need that lungQ!!!!!

  229. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:05

    He puts cosmetic surgery into the same category as transplants?

    Is he even a real human being?

  230. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:05

    5000 is less than 5800

  231. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:05

    McStain wants us all to buy cheap junk health insurance from a guy with a post office box in oklahoma.

    For $5,800.

  232. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:05

    No one who has ever been to a doctor in the last ten years knows how full of shit this blowbag is.

  233. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:05

    Senator Government! You’re no breast of fresh air!

  234. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:05

    “Senator Obama wants GOVERNMENT to do the job!” And……?

  235. ckc (not kc) said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:05

    take your $5000 and choose your future!!! (Senator Government)

  236. lobbey said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:06

    “Senator Government..” lol

  237. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:06

    Senator Government?

    So he thinks that the Dems will be in control for the next 8 years.

  238. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:06

    Make that “any one.” This shit is really pissing me off.

  239. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:06

    WHO WAS IN CHARGE?

  240. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:07

    No litmus test. Bullshit.

  241. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:07

    Wow, let’s get rid of the supreme court, and just have a few states.

  242. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:07

    “No litmus test” for the S. Ct. my ass.

  243. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:07

    If he picks people based on their qualifications, how does he explain Palin?

  244. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:08

    Qualifications for the Supreme Court – How do you explain Thomas?

  245. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:08

    Obama voted against Breyer?

  246. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:08

    He’ll pick the best nominees for the Court just like he did with his VP running mate.

  247. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:08

    Uhm, Obama wasn’t a Senator when David Breyer was nominated by Bill Clinton…

  248. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:09

    in 1997

  249. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:10

    “women in consultation with their drs. etc. are in the best position to make this decision.” Well THANK YOU Mr. Obama.

  250. Trilateral Chairman said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:10

    Well, if McCain gets elected with a Democratic Congress, he won’t be *able* to get an anti-abortion judge through.

    I hope.

    But of course he would otherwise have a litmus test; even if he didn’t want to, the Republican Party wouldn’t have it any other way.

    Oh, well done with the “Roe v. Wade hangs in the balance” bit.

  251. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:10

    Yay! Pay discrimination!

  252. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:11

    I don’t understand the CNN monitor thing.

    Good – Obama makes it personal with Ledbetter/

  253. Bok K said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:11

    McCain looks absolutly insane. (blin, blink)

  254. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:11

    Well, acrannymint, women care more about women getting paid less than men do.

  255. flawedplan said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:12

    “A trial lawyer’s dream.” What a dick.

  256. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:12

    Obama eats babies!!11!

  257. Trilateral Chairman said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:12

    hee hee. “we have to change the culture of America,” says McCain, and righties’ heads explode.

  258. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:13

    McCain is really just giving Obama a chance to dispel this bullshit on national TV.

  259. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:13

    I did notice that. I like the way that McCain is tanking on abortion. It is interesting on the male response.

  260. The dude abides said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:13

    If the drinking game only allowed a drink when Mccain uttered a coherent sentence I’d be stone cold sober.

  261. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:13

    McJackAss can only attack attack attack. In turn, Obama calmly explains his position. This is not working well for Grampy.

  262. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:14

    I do not agree with him on this point, but at least he’s stating his viewly lucidly.

  263. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:14

    Look at McSmirky. I just wish Obama would pull out a sock full of quarters and smack him senseless. I swear his poll nos. would rise even higher.

  264. The dude abides said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:15

    Worst. McCain. Performance. Yet.

  265. J Neo Marvin said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:15

    Obama is coming out in favor of sex education!

    McCain is sneering at “health”.

  266. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:15

    “The extreme pro-abortion position is the health of the mother.”

    Huh?

  267. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:15

    Looking at McCain, I can only think of the audience response in the Rocky Horror Picture show – Where’s his fucking neck?

  268. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:16

    Women’s health! Pshaw!

    She could have a hangnail! And they’d let her have an abortion!

  269. MzNicky said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:17

    Oh yeah McFuckhead, attack Obama’s eloquence and his definition of “health of the mother.” How dare Obama favor erring on the side of women’s health and lives. You irredeemable sack of shit.

  270. The dude abides said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:17

    McGrampy: Education? The world needs ditch diggers too, son.

  271. handy said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:19

    OMG Obama is literally off the charts with the Uncommitteds on CNN with that education answer.

    Dayamn!

  272. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:19

    When schools compete, students win.

    And when teachers fuck up, they wash cars.

  273. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:19

    Equal access to schools? How about putting money into poorly performing schools?

  274. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:20

    McCain’s platform: job retraining for shitty teachers.

  275. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:20

    Oh – improving poorly performing schools isn’t the answer.

  276. flawedplan said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:20

    The civil rights issue of the 21st century!

  277. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:20

    I think based on CNNs meters, Obama has won the shit out of this debate. He’s pegging the meter with every answer now. McCain, not so much.

  278. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:21

    Oh snap – they left the money behind.

  279. Sjofn said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:22

    I am fascinated by that stupid meter.

  280. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:22

    Obama seems to be scoring well with the women.

  281. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:23

    Hmmm, I think Obama’s been getting ready for this gig – y’know, running for president. He seems prepared.

  282. Dr Zen said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:23

    First half hour was rocky, but omg, someone needs to drag that corpse out of there, because Obama done killed him.

  283. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:23

    Vouchers – what bullshit.
    There are only so many slots in the good schools.

  284. The dude abides said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:24

    Wonder how much 1,000 a year will get you in private education.

  285. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:24

    Wow. McCain’s voucher response just FLATLINED.

    Eat it, Senator.

  286. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:24

    “A great first beginning.”

    I think I’ll use that phrase tomorrow.

  287. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:24

    Reform Head Start! Performance metrics for three year olds!!!

  288. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:25

    What crap on Head start. My niece was able to go to head start and was helped greatly

  289. InsaneInTheCheneyBrain said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:25

    TARDO KIDS ARE OUR HIGHEST PRIORITY.

    FUCK ENERGY INDEPENDENCE, WE NEED TO CURE THE TARDS

  290. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:25

    Does McCain think Palin’s baby is autistic? WTF?

  291. Swooney said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:25

    Blinky blinky.

  292. InsaneInTheCheneyBrain said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:26

    Let’s have a total funding freeze, except for the quadrillion for CURING TARDS.

  293. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:26

    The B’more school district is in worse shape.

  294. tigrismus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:26

    John McCain somehow manages to be both repetitive and contradictory.

  295. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:26

    Autistic, developmentally disabled, emotionally disturbed, two left feet…whatever.

    It’s all retarded to McStain.

  296. Swooney said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:27

    Laughy.

  297. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:27

    My friends!!!

  298. Swooney said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:28

    America needs a new direction and I will pander to morons to find it.

  299. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:28

    Time for McStain’s incoherent rambling and mumbles closing remarks.

  300. Some Guy said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:28

    You’re right; no human being would arrange stars like that.
    Listen! You smell something?

  301. Swooney said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:28

    We need quality education that I won’t pay for.

  302. The dude abides said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:28

    McCain cannot stand it if Obama gets the last word in. That last nasty jab might be final sprinkle on the huge cake Obama planted in mccain’s face.

  303. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:29

    Vote for me because of my grandfather.

  304. ckc (not kc) said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:29

    stop the spending!!!

  305. Swooney said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:29

    Serve serve serve.

  306. flawedplan said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:29

    “We have to make health care avoidable!”

  307. Doctor Missus Marita said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:29

    McCain points out that he comes from a long line of McCains that have served this country. And that wasn’t dog whistle at all, no siree.

  308. The dude abides said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:30

    McCain is actually doing nonverbally what Gore was accused of doing in 2000 debate.

  309. Swooney said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:31

    Those “uhs” drive me nuts, but not bad.

  310. Swooney said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:32

    He actually met Obama with only moderately forced cheerfulness.

  311. Rightwingsnarkle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:32

    Of course, Obama’s proposing to try kick-starting that old unsustainable model. Y’know, the one where this whole middle class thing tries to get bigger and consume more.

    How long can that really go on?

  312. Swooney said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:32

    Now there’s some couples body language.

  313. Entire Right Wing Blogosphere said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:32

    Well. THAT certainly went well.

    We’re just gonna sit back and watch the poll numbers roll in…

  314. acrannymint said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:32

    I think Obama took the high road while McCain didn’t. At least McCain shook Obama’s hand.

    The symbolism is pretty heavy with the wive’s dress choices.

  315. Swooney said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:33

    Please do not be near me in public John.

  316. El Cid said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:35

    Can I just say, “F*** Joe the Plumber?”

  317. J— said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:35

    C-SPAN had the debate on a split screen. Do you what that line was running down the middle, dividing the two candidates? Joe the Plumber’s Buttocks Crack!

  318. Lesley said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:36

    Has McCain asked Obama if he’s a terrorist yet?

  319. mikey said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:36

    Goddam it.

    My kitchen faucet is ALL fucked up.

    Joe. Call me. OK?

    mikey

  320. A la lanterne les aristos said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:37

    Unfortunately my feed was for crap. The audio was fine but the video keep freezing on Obama talking and McCain staring intensely like a crazy old ‘Nam vet.

    Oh… wait…

  321. woop said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:39

    thank god that is over. i hate this fucking shit. let’s swear in obama already

  322. J— said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:40

    Is anyone else having trouble with YouTube video’s audio? Or is this problem on my end?

  323. El Cid said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:40

    Should we focus all our g** d*** economic reconstruction policies on $250,000 / year earning aspiring business owners? What the f***ing f***?

  324. Honus said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:42

    I can’t figure out why Joe the Plumber want to buy a business where he workes 10-12 hours a day, seven days a week. I think I’d get into another line.

  325. Trilateral Chairman said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:45

    McCain’s closing statement made him sound like he was begging for the Presidency. “Three generations of my family have served, and I’ve served all my life.” He wants one more chance.

    Sometimes you just have to say “Thank you, sir,” and move on.

  326. Lesley said,

    October 16, 2008 at 4:58

    I didn’t know Joe the Plumber earned $250,000 a year.

  327. El Cid said,

    October 16, 2008 at 5:04

    McCain said that if Joe the Plumber bought the business, it would put him into the higher tax bracket that Barack Obama would tax — i.e., over $250K.

  328. Another kiwi said,

    October 16, 2008 at 5:04

    To be horribly regressive. Could Obama make a seal for me? Not too big, a leopard seal is too big. Sort of a californian fur seal sized thing.
    Boooo! McCain did not say get off his lawn!

  329. a different brad said,

    October 16, 2008 at 5:11

    Could someone please tell me how to marry this election?
    I’ve never known a love like this before. Not even with Dan Riehl.

  330. Lesley said,

    October 16, 2008 at 5:20

    McCain: You hurt my fweewings. Apologize on behalf of Democrats not associated with your campaign for hurting me.

    Obama: 2/3rds of the those polled find your ads negative. 100% of your ads are negative. But campaigns are tough and this campaign isn’t about my hurt feelings. I can handle having my feelings hurt. Americans are concerned with what’s hurting them, not us.

    McCain is toast.

  331. Bagelsan said,

    October 16, 2008 at 5:41

    I like that McCain answered his own question on the cause of autism; it’s an extra chromosome, apparently. 9.9

    And man! That guy blinked a TON. I felt like my eyes were watering just looking at him. Isn’t excessive blinking supposed to be a tell for lying or something?

    But yeah, McCain’s whole “culture of life” bullshit thing really pissed me off. As some other commenters mentioned earlier, he was blatantly *disdainful* of taking the woman’s health into consideration! Don’t those whackjobs usually at least pretend not to hate women?

  332. Peter Principle said,

    October 16, 2008 at 7:44

    The only thing uglier than wing nuts when they’re winning is wing nuts when they’re losing.

    This kind of bad craziness is going to make the Hillary-Clinton-murdered-Vince-Foster insanity seem like an episode of Mr. Rodger’s Neighborhood. We laugh at them now, but these people are capable of more than just writing demented blog posts. Just ask the people who worked in the Oklahoma City federal office building.

    The Obama administration is going to need a SERIOUSLY beefed up domestic counterterrorism unit.

  333. Brain Hertz said,

    October 16, 2008 at 8:14

    caption for second photo:

    “John McCain Spots Gene Simmons in the Audience”

  334. Brain Hertz said,

    October 16, 2008 at 8:15

    Bollocks… wrong thread…

  335. jim said,

    October 16, 2008 at 8:32

    Isn’t excessive blinking supposed to be a tell for lying or something?

    Hell yeah. As is unusually constant failure to look you in the eye – which can be very helpful info when you want to know if someone’s full of shit or not.

    I didn’t see this one*, but in the other two, McCain seemed literally TERRIFIED to look Obama in the eye, even momentarily (& I assume this one was no different).

    Liar liar, pants on fire.
    ————-

    * McCain would’ve had to have gotten Palin to gun Obama down from a chopper for him to even have a fighting chance at this point – & even THEN, Biden could step in & still win it.
    From what I’ve read here, what with all the nastiness, nasal snurfing & rambling, not to mention screwing the pooch on education & health-care, he may have somehow done slightly more damage to himself, which is a weird kind of feat in itself. You can pull the stick out of ol’ Wet-Start & stop turning him over now – he’s done.

  336. Lune said,

    October 16, 2008 at 17:12

    You’d think that a flag-waver would know about flag bunting.

  337. alec said,

    October 16, 2008 at 19:58

    McCain’s closing statement made him sound like he was begging for the Presidency. “Three generations of my family have served, and I’ve served all my life.” He wants one more chance.

    I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re out there, save me, The Man!

  338. actor212 said,

    October 16, 2008 at 21:24

    Clendon might want to add a “g” at the end of his name…

  339. actor212 said,

    October 16, 2008 at 21:24

    You’d think that a flag-waver would know about flag bunting.

    They’re more the hit-and-run kind of ball team…

  340. actor212 said,

    October 16, 2008 at 21:27

    Could someone please tell me how to marry this election?

    I just want to have sex with it, so can you let me know the wedding date? I promise to be done by then.

  341. Amused Observer said,

    October 17, 2008 at 8:26

    Goes to show that after 8 years under Dubya Dimwit, it just doesn’t dawn on them that someone might actually obey, honor and uphold the American Constitution, rather than use it for toilet paper. Also proves that Darwin was right and evolution is a two way street, as these hordes are devolving back into their simian forbears.

  342. Bring It On! » Blog Archive » Right. Wing. Stupid. said,

    October 18, 2008 at 1:38

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    October 19, 2008 at 23:28

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  344. appeafern said,

    May 19, 2009 at 1:20

    I am now, after seeing the new hot brunette. I love her attitude

    http://www.koldcast.tv/video/2384

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