Jeezus christs tits in a mason jar, these people are deeply defective.
Dood. Obama could “create” ten thousand fifty eight “countries” in the US, and do you know how many of them would be “african”?
Come on now. You can work this one out all by yourself. Here’s a hint. Ten thousand fifty eight of those countries would be “North American”. Now, how many would be “African”?
That’s right. African countries, in order to qualify as such, pretty much have to be within shouting distance of the continent of AFRICA.
None of which at all addresses the mechanism by which the President of the United States is going to “Create” a country in the US. Under what authority could he do that? How would it work? Do you suppose the people who lived in the place where he designated this new country to be might be unhappy with that? Do you suppose if the President started strutting around “creating” countries, somebody might take him to a nice, quiet place and relieve him of his duties?
Clearly those phony soldiers are in the tank for Obama. Troops from Ohio are the Schutzstaffel of Liberal Fascism. Jesus Christ Townhallers are stupid. This is an embarrassment to one celled organisms.
OK, look. The current condition of wingnut observational powers being what it is, I can forgive the the lack of knowledge about the state flag of the state in question. I can even get past the nearly inexcusable confusion about whether that circle might be the Change-thingie. But I really must draw the line at the notion that one had to look closely to determine that it’s not an American flag.
I urge Clendon to look on the bright side. Perhaps under the upcoming administration, s/he’ll finally have some decent health benefits that include coverage for mental illness.
Despite claims by the Republican National Committee that the integrity of Florida’s voting system is at risk thanks to the registration efforts of ACORN, a liberal leaning group that backs Sen. Barack Obama, Republican Gov. Charlie Crist said he’s not buying it.
“There are some who sort of enjoy chaos,” Crist told reporters this morning.
Crist said he has “enormous confidence” in his secretary of state, Republican Kurt Browning, who reports there is no widespread voter fraud in Florida. A handful of bogus registrations, including one for Mickey Mouse, have been submitted by ACORN in Central Florida, but they’ve been caught by elections officials or the organization itself.
Watch your back, Gov. Crist. Dissent from party dishonesty is viewed as disloyalty.
I don’t wanna hear about any damned fags! I don’t care how sparkly they are!
When I was a kid, we didn’t have any fags.. Or stars, either! Except for the Duke! Boys were men and Bill O’Randly talked with their fists and the women were legs up to their necks and Glen Miller, he’d shoot ya dead in the eye, and I killed my grandma cuz she talked and talked and talked and that’s when I mambo dog faced to the banana patch!
First. Man. Ohio’s got one butt-ugly flag. They shoulda used an outta state design firm.
Second. No. Not gonna watch the debate tonight. Nothing gonna happen that I want to see, and frankly, I already know who I’m going to vote for.
I don’t want to hear McCain try to parse the truth, and I don’t find any entertainment value in his obnoxious dishonesty. If I thought there was at least some hope that he would go all wacko on Obama’s ass, I’d at least have it on without sound.
But no. They’ve figured out his dosage. He’ll do fine. He’ll lose, but no worse than with the other two. He’ll try something desperate, like demanding more debates (Obama will refuse). He may even bring up Ayers (BILL! AYERS! ATE! ALL! THE! COOKIES!).
Then, tomorrow, it will be back on with the lies and the slime and falling poll numbers. And ultimately, in three weeks, mercifully, it will end. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Palin will return to Wasilla, irrationally convinced of her own national importance. McCain will return to the Senate for a couple years of spotty attendance and irrelevance. We’ll be arguing about who Obama’s SecDef and SecState should be.
Consumer spending will tank, the finance markets will finish cratering and Obama will spend the first two years of his first term trying to keep the leaky dike from collapsing completely.
I’ve seen a lot of stupidity, but this just boggles the mind. How can someone like that manage to type? It must be a 24 hour struggle to remember to breathe in and out.
It’s relatively well typed as well. Must be a moron with a secretary. A Dilbert character. The Republican base is reduced to Dilbert characters. I bet they genuinely go “duh” out loud when they’re not speaking or remembering to breathe or clubbing their hands together like seals in front of Fox News.
Okay you Sadlynaughts, made of sterner stuff than I. I refuse to watch the debate as I can not risk seeing the cringe inducing “smile” – but I’ve got my bourbon and will be drinking along whenever you folks tell me to. Good luck to yous.
“None of which at all addresses the mechanism by which the President of the United States is going to “Create” a country in the US. Under what authority could he do that? How would it work? Do you suppose the people who lived in the place where he designated this new country to be might be unhappy with that? Do you suppose if the President started strutting around “creating” countries, somebody might take him to a nice, quiet place and relieve him of his duties?”
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As for me, highly-strung is my default mood, so in anticipation of the inevitable swearing and throwing things I’m going to do when Johnny Crash starts in on the Ayers/Acorn/Anti-American rubbish, I’m all jacked-down on warm milk with honey and cinnamon (hell, it’s a school night). BUT if McCain’s creepy heh-heh grin gets to be too much to bear, the next two mugfuls are going to be at least half Mount Gay. Maybe more.
First. Man. Ohio’s got one butt-ugly flag. They shoulda used an outta state design firm
Doing that usually winds you up with shit like this. Flags have a certain sort of old-world gravitas that capitalist civilization is incapable of dealing fully with.
The main problem with the Ohio flag is not who designed it (vexillographers tend to do good work – c.f. the poll of state flags they did, which picked out some really beautiful ones and excoriated exactly the ones you’d probably wind up spitting on), but that they tried to be both clevar (who the fuck flies a burgee? Were we looking to one-up the Marquis of Brabant or something?) and US-y (the American flag is fuckin’ ugly from a purely vexillo standpoint, and it’s got far too many imitators to make a new one look good, especially in the same colors); they basically crippled themselves from the word go.
The region actually produces a lot of really good local flags – Indiana’s isn’t too bad, and Indanapolis’s and St. Louis’s are damned beautiful, and NAVA’s top city flags has the Mideast pretty heavily represented.
So, during the first debate, I felt sort of sorry for McCain. During the second, I started to have mixed feelings of pity with a slight dash of uncomfortable dislike. But this debate? Fuck him. He’s disgusting.
McFuck’s health care plan:
Put records online.
Have nutrition plans in schools. (No cost for that, huh?)
$5,000 tax credit. Big Fucking Deal.
Joe the Plumber again. My friend.
Attack Obama on some phantom “fine.” Joe Plumber doesn’t want that.
Obama: Reasoned, well-thought out plan. McFuck: Attack Obama.
McCain: You hurt my fweewings. Apologize on behalf of Democrats not associated with your campaign for hurting me.
Obama: 2/3rds of the those polled find your ads negative. 100% of your ads are negative. But campaigns are tough and this campaign isn’t about my hurt feelings. I can handle having my feelings hurt. Americans are concerned with what’s hurting them, not us.
I like that McCain answered his own question on the cause of autism; it’s an extra chromosome, apparently. 9.9
And man! That guy blinked a TON. I felt like my eyes were watering just looking at him. Isn’t excessive blinking supposed to be a tell for lying or something?
But yeah, McCain’s whole “culture of life” bullshit thing really pissed me off. As some other commenters mentioned earlier, he was blatantly *disdainful* of taking the woman’s health into consideration! Don’t those whackjobs usually at least pretend not to hate women?
The only thing uglier than wing nuts when they’re winning is wing nuts when they’re losing.
This kind of bad craziness is going to make the Hillary-Clinton-murdered-Vince-Foster insanity seem like an episode of Mr. Rodger’s Neighborhood. We laugh at them now, but these people are capable of more than just writing demented blog posts. Just ask the people who worked in the Oklahoma City federal office building.
The Obama administration is going to need a SERIOUSLY beefed up domestic counterterrorism unit.
Isn’t excessive blinking supposed to be a tell for lying or something?
Hell yeah. As is unusually constant failure to look you in the eye – which can be very helpful info when you want to know if someone’s full of shit or not.
I didn’t see this one*, but in the other two, McCain seemed literally TERRIFIED to look Obama in the eye, even momentarily (& I assume this one was no different).
Liar liar, pants on fire.
* McCain would’ve had to have gotten Palin to gun Obama down from a chopper for him to even have a fighting chance at this point – & even THEN, Biden could step in & still win it.
From what I’ve read here, what with all the nastiness, nasal snurfing & rambling, not to mention screwing the pooch on education & health-care, he may have somehow done slightly more damage to himself, which is a weird kind of feat in itself. You can pull the stick out of ol’ Wet-Start & stop turning him over now – he’s done.
Goes to show that after 8 years under Dubya Dimwit, it just doesn’t dawn on them that someone might actually obey, honor and uphold the American Constitution, rather than use it for toilet paper. Also proves that Darwin was right and evolution is a two way street, as these hordes are devolving back into their simian forbears.