Comments on: Pastor Swank’s Story Hour

By: Sadly, No!

Sadly, No! — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:33:41 +0000

Scouting Ben’s Possible Replacements

Now that Ben Domenech has resigned his position as the Washington Post’s resident conservative red-blooded all-Amur’can blogger, we should probably start thinking about his replacement. For your consideration, Gavin and I have compiled a list of right-…

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 10:16:17 +0000

Sure thing Pastor! If i were to believe this cockamaimie weed whacky story then i got caught bringing an eight ball in the pair of pants that mary-lou gave me from the clothing bank ar the Walpole church. They let me go because they wanted my blow OH! They didnt bar but thay later called me for another blast of the past ya no whats i meana? You smoke pot Pastor which makes you the master blaster and you are a disaster for making up this pastor. if the guards caught you with the weed you would have indeed not suceed so pasta you need to casta after and blow anpother joint.

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 18 Apr 2005 15:39:24 +0000

I hope he means “chute”.
Like the thing they used to dispense the xmas presents in jail in the episode where Bart shoplifted. Nelson got a book of carpet samples.

By: pasquinn

pasquinn — Sun, 10 Apr 2005 05:01:02 +0000

This is a miracle?

And what the hell is “a shoot in the wall”?

By: cowalker

cowalker — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 10:36:22 +0000

So, do they systematically search jackets left by visitors outside the visiting area? Is the hall with hooks patrolled by drug-sniffing dogs? I wonder what happens if you leave a few bills in the pocket of your jacket?

So many questions and not an answer in the story. Not a one. My heart, of a certain age, is raging aroung the room demanding satisfaction.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 07:32:37 +0000

I spent some time with Mike, a new person in my book.

He’s writing a book! He’s writing a book!

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 06:47:28 +0000

Thanks Hemlock- should be fixed :-)

By: Hemlock Echo

Hemlock Echo — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 06:38:30 +0000

“Do you know what we found in your jacket?” he bellowed.

And thus, Swanky was smitten for stealing clothes from the homeless. However, God slapped himself on the forhead as Swank mistook his divine punishment for a miracle.

Also, Brad, you forgot to link back to the original Swank piece.

By: merlallen

merlallen — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 05:15:33 +0000

cages in the sky? yeah, he’s blitzed.

By: merlallen

merlallen — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 05:09:17 +0000

Stealing from the clothing bank? And bragging about it? Yeah, I’m sure Jesus is cool with that.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 04:33:21 +0000

I think it was all Mary Lou’s devilish plan. She wanted to get the Pastor busted.

That’s right. Pastor Swank has a history of demons possessing his parishioners. It seems that Forces of Darkness are out to kick his ass.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 04:12:45 +0000

I think it was all Mary Lou’s devilish plan. She wanted to get the Pastor busted.

By: suburban refugee

suburban refugee — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 03:50:03 +0000

But the most important question is still unanswered: What happened to that fine herbal product that miracously appeared in the jacket?

By: Sickduck

Sickduck — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 03:47:15 +0000

This is an incredibly boring story and I can’t believe I had to read it till the end to find out that he was stretching it out for all it’s worth, cause he’s so freaking pleased that something’s exciting has finally happened to him.

“Dressed up in my “new” jacket, and off to Cedar Junction, my morning was falling right in line” — his morning was dressed up in his new jacket?

By: teh l4m3

teh l4m3 — Sat, 09 Apr 2005 03:45:21 +0000

Thank you for this story. Upon perusal, I had not a frown upon my countenance. Not, for sure.