Or maybe just synassthesia.

As my mom would say, “Just shows ta go ya.”

C

I don’t know, Brad, but if I have to see K-Lo’s sickeningly juvenile face that makes me wince every time, I’ll scream.

Can you cover it with pie or something?

I first read this as “I want 10 million small balls” and couldn’t for the life of me understand why anyone wanted 10 million small balls, unless it was to drop them on someone’s (or multiple someones’) head, a la Captain Kangaroo. I’m honestly sort of disappointed it’s actually money. Thought I’d found a kindred spirit.

Seriously, after 30 years of backlash, you’re going to have to boor a little harder. :)

And here we are, again, right back at The Buttocks. It’s a blessing, and a curse, but definitely a sickness. Assynesthesia, I’m thinking.

Barring the above, I’ll take “not being pandered to because I have breasts.”

Don’t worry about being pandered to by any of us. This is a sensitive lefty blog community here, and no one would dream of acting in a boorish or chauvinistic fashion, sweetie.

On the broght side, at least you didn’t start in on Jonah’s latest. Responding to an e-mail response to an earlier post, he says:

First, I didn’t use the word socialist.

That’s true. Here’s the phrase he used instead:

…the “crush the capitalists” crowd…

Then he says:

Who was the last conservative Republican official to call for abolishing the SEC or the FDIC or anything like that? If they exist, I don’t know who they are.

Sure Jonah – deregulation is totally not a Republican thing, I mean a Republican official in favor of deregulation? One that might have even said of himself I am a deregulator. I believe in deregulation. – surely doesn’t exist.

But then he gets to his point:

Where I think the reader’s complaint really falls apart is in his political analysis… the GOP would become a mixture of Jim Webb, Pat Buchanan and Mike Huckabee style populists. This would surely peel off huge numbers of white working class voters.

And then a bunch of nonsense. Umm Jonah, all the Pat Buchanan and Mike Huckabee supporters are already GOP. Your astute reader just pointed out that that is the crowd that would be left. If you took the moneymen out of the GOP all your left with is “guns and religion” (also racism, sexism and closeted homosexuality) If the social conservatives were all that was left of the GOP, the Dems would shift right in order to pick up all them voters who are willing to watch the Pride Parade but not ready to march in it. Regardless, the treasury would still be plus a trillion or so in not having to prop up a rotted financials industry, n’est çe pas?

(puffs thoughtfully on pipe)… Vell, mine boy, vat you ist zuffering vrum ist vat ve dokktors of zychology calls “Der Masochism”. Ya, dat is, you enjoys der hurting und der pain und der humiliazhion. But don’t vorry, ve can cure you mitt zeveral years of ze expensive analysis. Or just give you der zpanking, if you prefer!

Who knows what the hell they want?

Well, this particular vagina with legs has simple desires. I want $10 million in small bills, a $100,000 tax-free annuity, and two partners of each primary gender who can take turns boffing me senseless in whatever combination I feel like.

Barring the above, I’ll take “not being pandered to because I have breasts.” But I know which is more likely to happen first.

you forgot to add “but it’s not simply because Sarah Palin is a chick”

Or as stupid, simple creatures who are so easily manipulated that putting a female, any female, on the ticket will compel them all to vote for you.

Crazy c**ts! Who knows what the hell they want?

Perhaps you wonder the same thing that I do: How do these people manage to figure out their way home after work, let alone be a viable political movement.

You can stop wondering. The “movement” became non-viable some while back. You have noticed, yes?

Well, that and the whole since we’ve gone black we ain’t going back thing.

Which is what I thought K-Lo’s “riled” thing was implying, but I’m not fluent in moron so can’t be sure.