Comments on: Shorter Confederate Yankee

By: Sadly, No! » Gateway Pundit Must Resign

Sadly, No! » Gateway Pundit Must Resign — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:08:48 +0000

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By: ThinkingMeat · They don’t come any dumber than this

ThinkingMeat · They don’t come any dumber than this — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:34:45 +0000

[...] 10/16/08 11:35 AM EDT: Via Sadly, No: How could anyone possible “question the credibility of a shady Wordpress blog that is trying [...]

By: Hoosier X

Hoosier X — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:57:31 +0000

I can’t imagine why Michelle Obama wouldn’t like white people.

After all white people have done for her!

White people brought her ancestors to America, taught them discipline and hard work, and Christianized them.

Then they died in droves so she could be free AND eventually gave her the vote as soon as the blacks asked nicely.

And how does she repay them?

She uses that horrible, horrible word whitey, which, strangely, no one realized was that bad until a black man ran for president and had a wife accused of saying it.

And THEN, on top of all that, after all the effort good white people – who made this country! – put into getting all upset and twisting up their panties with the righteous white rage, it turned out that the ungrateful wench didn’t even say it!

THE NERVE!

By: dBa

dBa — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:13:20 +0000

It’s like that time your sittin in the public toilette minding your own business just tapping your feet, and someone walks by with toilette paper stuck to their shoes, and then it gets all windy and your stainless steel Weber gets blown into the next stall.

By: Legalize

Legalize — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:06:56 +0000

I’m Bob Owens, and you’re not.

What? This isn’t the SNL-Classics thread?

By: dBa

dBa — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:53:48 +0000

Why does CY do his best impressions of Rosanne Rosadanna at the exact moment Sadly,No! gives him some lovin?

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:44:10 +0000

so let’s get them the scariest, know what I’m saying?

Oh yes. I would love to see these jokers tangle with Detta Walker.

By: Ken Lowery

Ken Lowery — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:37:55 +0000

SamFromUtah:

It just seems these guys are ready to believe AAAANYTHING about a skeery black woman, so let’s get them the scariest, know what I’m saying? A big, walking (not so much) talking cliché of a shrill harpy…

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:25:48 +0000

Where’s Detta Walker when you need her?

She’s off in some parallel universe drinking Nozz-A-La™, I would think.

By: sagra

sagra — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:16:08 +0000

But she did not sound so barking insane as the person in this transcript. Not to say that proves it wasn’t her, but there is a (maybe tiny) fraction of doubt in my mind that she would be so stupid as to say these things to a media operation.

I can’t read this without imagining a 5-watt bulb making that electrical fritzz sound as it brightens and wanes.

By: Matt T.

Matt T. — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:08:18 +0000

Ringo the Gringo said,

October 15, 2008 at 22:24

I have to agree with SadlyNo on this one.

This story appears to be bogus.

Congratulations. You aren’t as dumb as a guy who calls himself “Confederate Yankee” and still expects to be taken seriously. Low bar, I know, but you gotta take what you can get, I suppose.

By: J—

J— — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:06:19 +0000

Thanks to an enlightening call from a concerned citizen, Confederate Yankee has just gone out to catch his fridge.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:25:26 +0000

That is the least readable post title I have ever seen.

By: Ringo the Gringo

Ringo the Gringo — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:24:36 +0000

I have to agree with SadlyNo on this one.

This story appears to be bogus.

By: Matt Ortega » Conservatives Growing Increasingly Desperate

Matt Ortega » Conservatives Growing Increasingly Desperate — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:20:46 +0000

[...] their suspicions about everything from Senator Obama’s citizenship, religion, et al. It was completely fake but they bought it [...]

By: MaineMan

MaineMan — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:19:37 +0000

From the Wankee comments:

“The candidates are obliged to run under their own legal name.”
- I wouldn’t be so sure. Normally, you can use an alias provided that it is not being used for criminal purposes.

Thar’s GOLD in them thar shills!

By: PeeJ

PeeJ — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:13:47 +0000

Sheesh! My comment was so innocuous; ~~whitey~~ why’d he censor it so fast? All I said was, “I really really really want to play poker with you folks. Bring lots of money.”

So sensitive, that lot.

By: Smiling Mortician

Smiling Mortician — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:05:57 +0000

OK but when even the Clownhallers are pointing out the fakealicious fakeosity of said story . . . kee-rist. The desperation is really ripe.

By: dBa

dBa — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:59:40 +0000

Looks like PeeJ won’t be playing poker with them afterall.

By: Snort

Snort — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:53:00 +0000

Dang, PeeJ is too fast for me.