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- While all the polls suggest that Obama could win the election, I’ve interviewed several GOP operatives who shockingly say that he’s going to lose big-time.
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:25
I smell Pulitzer!
kiki said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:25
Always good to see an appearance from the awesomely named Dick Wadhams.
Dick. Wad. Hams.
Dickwad.
Hams.
PeeJ said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:30
I stupidly went over and read the actual article. Silly me. My shorter: McCain camp hoping for bad weather Nov. 4th.
buskertype said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:32
another alternate shorter:
If I admit this is over I will have nothing left to say. Therefore it is not over.
eidos said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:33
Nagourney isn’t alone. Michael Barone also has not yet written off McCain. He points to the tragic flaw in Obama’s seemingly dominant organization: stocking caps.
J— said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:40
Nagourney’s #5:
Racism, the Great White Hope of the Republican Party.
PeeJ said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:42
That’s just pathetic. I need some real hte funnay so I took a quiick look at Obama at conservapedia.
And that doesn’t make me wonder one bit, nope, nosiree Bob.
What, no footnote? Surely all those citations from michellemalkin.com and weekly standard have something you use to put a footnote on that. Everybody knows you have to use a footnote to make it inassailable.
I suppose it’s okay if you back it up with logic like:
Jesus Hussein Christ, is the entire right wing moonscape from West Virginia or something?
Sophist FCD said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:44
Shorter Adam Nagourney: The Cubs could totally still win the series.
Cargo said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:44
I keep hearing about a Reverse Bradley Effect in southern states, where white people tell pollsters they’re voting for McCain but in the privacy of the voting booth pull the lever for the Democrat. This might be good for 3-4%. Logic being that the social pressures of talking to a pollster are different in California than say, Georgia. I can’t imagine why that might be!
cowalker said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:46
Obama uses the Muslim Pakistani pronunciation for “Pakistan” rather than the common American one.
Well how do the Christian Pakistani’s pronounce “Pakistan?”
actor212 said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:47
“Oh look a graveyard!”
*whistling*
Ken Lowery said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:48
Obama recently referred to his “Muslim faith”
Wait, WHAT?
Djur said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:50
Ken Lowery: Obama said something along the lines of “McCain isn’t out there talking about my Muslim faith,” in the context of praising Walnuts for his restraint in not picking up insane right-wing tropes.
How quaint that seems now.
Shaun Svoolish said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:52
If I admit this is over I will have nothing left to say. Therefore it is not over.
He pretty much admitted that here:
Or maybe he expects us to assume he’s above all that because he’s Adam Fucking Nagourney of the New York Fucking Times, motherfuckers. And this is the second time in a few weeks that he wrote an article like this. On October 5 he and Jeff Zeleny wrote this front page piece that acknowledged that McCain is trailing but ignored some key polling data to make this seem like more of race than it is.
OneMan said,
October 13, 2008 at 23:54
Obama recently referred to his “Muslim faith”
Wait, WHAT?
Ken, it was on Stephanopolous’ show, and he misspoke. Georgie actually corrected him, obviously realizing how it would be interpreted. Sure enough, the nutters have been all over it ever since like flies on PooP.
No worries out here in the reality-based community though.
PS said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:14
From TPM:
See: It ain’t over till it’s not not over. Or not. Maybe.
Maybe McCain should slap on a Groucho mustache?
Lesley said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:15
People whose eyes cross tend to think as well as they see.
Forecasting his post-election comment: “Just because Obama won 95% of the votes, doesn’t mean McCain lost.”
SamFromUtah said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:21
If
electedMuslim, Obama would become the first Muslim President of the United States.Fixt.
Also: the fuckin’ redneck says he isn’t being forced to marry Bristol Palin.
But he doesn’t say he wasn’t forced to say that.
Nimrod Gently said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:25
Salon had an article about the Dewey Defeats Truman potential today as well. I’m actually glad to have a mental clothespeg on which to hang my natural and inevitable pessimism and despair even in the face of a potential landslide.
buskertype said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:25
West Virginia to PeeJ:
fuck you.
Djur said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:33
OneMan: It wasn’t even “misspeaking,” and George’s correction was wrong (he responded “Your Christian faith,” which would have meant Obama was saying “McCain isn’t talking about my Christian faith,” which clearly isn’t what he was saying). It was slightly unclear wording, but he was saying “McCain isn’t out there talking about my [alleged] Muslim faith.”
Percyprune said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:35
Will you guys get on with it and elect Obama already? The rest of us out here (in my case in Europe) want to get on and start rebuilding our ruined world…
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:38
I’m not so sure about your Obama victory, liberals. Your friends at ACORN are in big trouble now and I think it’s going to get even more intense. I understand the investigations are taking place in more than a dozen states now. Once again, liberals claim to want fairness at the polls but, being the hypocrites they are, will be cheating (once again) on Election Day.
Here is a storyline that seems to have impact on people I talk to: Democrats ran the Congress for the time where the lending disaster occured - what exactly do you want to change? It’s having an effect.
On to lighter matters:
Sophist FCD, now that is the funny! Well done.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:42
What are you talking about, Toof?
Here in Ohio, I’ve early voted over a dozen times already. From tiny ACORNs massive electoral victories grow.
Orange Tom said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:43
Well how do the Christian Pakistani’s pronounce “Pakistan?”
I believe they pronounce it “Pokemon”.
Orange Tom said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:50
Here is a storyline that seems to have impact on people I talk to: Democrats ran the Congress for the time where the lending disaster occured
I suspect that the GOP talking points for the 2012 election will be that the Dems were in control during The Much Greater Depression. I’m sure it’ll work (to some degree), after all, my Republican parents always insisted that Roosevelt had caused the Depression (because, yes, he was President during it!!).
There’s no “cause and effect” for GOPer’s, must be a very odd parallel universe they live in.
Ripley said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:53
Did the shenanigans start before or after John McCain’s speech at the ACORN meeting?
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:54
ITTDGY, you are a piker. Investigators have already uncovered people who have registered 70 times and 120 times. Voter fraud leaves liberals unmoved - in fact, you are thrilled about it - because it is after all your modus operandi. I’m pleased that this time, at least, the nasty corrupt tactics of liberals are out in the open.
Speaking of nasty, the triumphalist tone at liberal web site is getting truly vicious. It seems you liberals were projecting all along when you cast conservatives as vindicative etc - you are already telegraphing where you think you are going. It’s not news to me but must surely surprise people who swallowed the liberal lie that you somehow have the moral high ground.
SamFromUtah said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:56
There’s no “cause and effect” for GOPer’s, must be a very odd parallel universe they live in.
I think that’s true, but I think a lot of people have this medieval / royalist mindset which states that the King invites favor or disfavor from God just by being who he is. You see this kind of “thinking” a lot from the fRighties who claim that having Democrats in charge of Congress emboldens the terrorists, just because Democrats don’t have this magical Will that keeps the terrorists from attacking.
People who believe crap like that really need to watch some Schoolhouse Rock or something to find out how genuine, non-magical government works.
Smut Clyde said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:56
That is an expression that shouts out “OMG, the gerbil has thawed”.
Lesley said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:56
Dig this comment from a neocon:
Is this not the most powerful stupid you’ve seen all day? This same guy is still ok with deregulated banking because “rich people are successful and poor people are stupid.”
Man, I’d love to deport him to your country, but you seem to have an abundance of these already.
Sockpuppet #47 said,
October 14, 2008 at 0:57
Vote early, vote often!
Djur said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:01
Truth: Who is going to vote with these spurious and generally obviously false registrations?
justme said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:05
River.
Egypt.
Not just.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:09
Who is going to vote with these spurious and generally obviously false registrations?
IP Freely.
IP Freely said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:13
Hey! I’m a real person. Who do you think invented the IP Address?
Smiling Mortician said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:16
That is an expression that shouts out “OMG, the gerbil has thawed”.
Yes. Yes it is.
humbert dinglepencker said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:16
Holy Crap! I clicked over here and was assaulted by the twin of Balok from The Corbomite Maneuver!
D.N. Nation said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:16
Cry about it, pussy.
Stagger Lee said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:17
Howard Wolfson huh? What possible reason would Hillary’s campaign manager have to stir up Republicans with a declaration (It’s Over!) like that?
Rufus T. Firefly said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:18
I am deeply offended by your scurrilous accusations.
Orange Tom said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:19
Voter fraud leaves liberals unmoved - in fact, you are thrilled about it - because it is after all your modus operandi. I’m pleased that this time, at least, the nasty corrupt tactics of liberals are out in the open.
Yeah, we were unmoved by the voter fraud in Florida (2000) and in Ohio (2004) because we knew that Gawd wanted George W. Bush to be president even if the GOP had to rig the vote to make it happen (that worked out well, didn’t it?). Clearly, we were thrilled. It’s nice to know that our corrupt tactics are out in the open, it’s just too fucking bad that you don’t know a damned thing about election law. Like the fact that ACORN (and groups just like it, including Republican get-out-the-vote efforts) are legally compelled to submit *whatever* registrations they get, even if it’s signed “Daffy Duck”. They don’t certify these submissions, voting officials do. I’m thinking that this is WAY over your head, right?
D.N. Nation said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:19
Ahh, Baroney. 538 promptly took a big steaming pile in that hack’s lap.
justme said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:20
I believe the proper phrase would be “Suck it,
libscons.”atheist said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:21
You gotta issue? I gotta tissue.
SamFromUtah said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:23
That is an expression that shouts out “OMG, the gerbil has thawed”.
Lordy, the things I learn on this site.
Anne Laurie said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:27
That is an expression that shouts out “OMG, the gerbil has thawed”.
Once again, I am awed by the sheer range and sweep of The Most Honorable Smut Clyde’s sophistication!
Smiling Mortician said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:27
Well, yeah, I guess I am feeling a little vindicative, come to think of it . . .
Mooser said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:30
Me, I love Sadly, No! This site is an ungulate’s best friend. Better, says Thidwick, than moose-moss to munch.
tigrismus said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:31
the triumphalist tone at liberal web site is getting truly vicious. It seems you liberals were projecting all along when you cast conservatives as vindicative etc - you are already telegraphing where you think you are going. It’s not news to me but must surely surprise people who swallowed the liberal lie that you somehow have the moral high ground.
Oh my, this wouldn’t the same person that has crowed that he’ll be here November 5th more times than I can count using finger binary, would it?
But I do love “vindicative,” it’s a new favorite.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:34
While begging for a free lunch from Bill Maher, Dinesh D’Souza writes:
justme said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:34
Links or it didn’t happen. Fox/Newsmax/etc not valid.
Wow. How do you do that?
<Cranes head around. Tries to look through armpit.>
Projecting in reverse. Impressive, sort of.
Oh, and it’s “vindictive”. As in putting the “dick” in “vindictive”.
ckc (not kc) said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:35
…let’s work to promote “genitalitive”
buskertype said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:36
In fairness, the one slim, remote, tiny, Jonah-Goldberg’s-Pecker-Sized chance that Obama could lose is if everyone takes it for granted. Low turnout, reduced ground game, electiowhat? type situation. So maybe Ad-Nags is doing us a favor by saying this. but who am I kidding, it’s over.
Joe Biden Dropped A Hot Batch In The Truth's Mom's Mouth said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:36
The Queef-
Do you really need me to fuck your shit up again? Are you that desperate for attention? I haven’t seen your now-famous micropenis stand at attention since the last time I took a shit in your mother’s mouth.
Why don’t you leave here with at least a microscopic portion of your dignity in tact, you fucking pathetic coward dicklicking sack of shit? Eat shit and die, but mostly, just die.
justme said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:37
fywp. Once more, without unicode.
Links or it didn’t happen. Fox/Newsmax/etc not valid.
Wow. How do you do that?
(Cranes head around. Tries to look through armpit.)
Projecting in reverse. Is that beam coming out of your… Oh.
Impressive, sort of.
Oh, and it’s “vindictive”. As in putting the “dick” in “vindictive”.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:38
Oh, I’ll be here, don’t worry. I am enjoying your triumphalism because it shows me - and everyone else - exactly what you are. It will be even more enjoyable when you lose. You will be absolutely astonished - as astonished as Cubs fans were when their vaunted team got swept out in the first round.
If you really think Obama is going to win GA, NC, VA, CO,IN - keep dreaming. The same polls that you liberals railed against when your empty suit candidate was down are now your lifeline, hmm? I wouldn’t miss the reaction on Nov 4 and 5 here for the world!
Snorghagen said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:40
Personally, I occupy the immoral high ground.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:43
From comments on the D’Souzaphone thing:
Perverbial.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:44
In reference to ACORN conducting fraud, justme thunders
Check this out from the Pittsburg Tribune-Review. From the article, “Employees of the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, commonly known as ACORN, are under investigation in Indiana, Michigan, Missouri, Nevada, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.” Awful lot of swing states in there, liberal fraudsters.
Don’t worry, liberals, you are never wrong. Cheating to win this election is OK; you are still the good guys.
Hypocrites.
SamFromUtah said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:44
But I do love “vindicative,” it’s a new favorite.
It is a goodie. Right up there with when Gary told us we were cupable.
SamFromUtah said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:45
Perverbial.
Damn, I’m going to leave this thread with a whole new vocabulary!
SamFromUtah said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:50
…but to retain the new vocabulary words, you always have to use them in a sentence:
The perverbial gerbil has thawed.
MzNicky said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:51
Will you guys get on with it and elect Obama already? The rest of us out here (in my case in Europe) want to get on and start rebuilding our ruined world…
Percyprune: We have a pre-set date for our national election, so kwitcherwhinin’ already. What, your whole continent can’t figure out what to do until you know what we’re gonna do? That’s kind of sad.
tigrismus said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:53
when Gary told us we were cupable.
But did we ever get cupped? Even perverbially? That’s surely vindicative of something, though not something genitalitive, more’s the pity.
MzNicky said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:55
“He’s BLAACCCCKKK!”
“He’s a MUSLIMMMM!!”
“His wife is MOUTHY!”
“Corrupt Chicago POLITICS!!”
“Palling around with a domestic TURRURRISTT!!!”
and now:
“AAACORRRNNN!!!!”
Have I missed any of your Obamanian pseudo-scandals, Truthless?
(This is the first and only time I will feed this particular troll-thing, and I’m just doing it now cuz he’s so pathetic and risibly lame and just flat out of bullshit that I almost feel sorry for him.)
White Male, Jew of Liberal Fascism said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:56
I wouldn’t miss the reaction on Nov 4 and 5 here for the world!
Good, okay, you can come back then.
But until then, why dontcha just fuck off and leave us alone?
Sockpuppet #47 said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:58
Well, right now Mcain still won’t win even if he keeps hold of NC and IN, and picks up MO, CO, OH, NV AND florida too! He would still be 14 electoral votes short. After that, to win, he would have to get virginia AND maine, where he is trailing by 6 and 5 points respectively.
Hell, even winning Florida would need a 4 point bounce, and Ohio would need 3.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 14, 2008 at 1:59
ACORN isn’t conducting fraud, we’re all just playing in the band.
Djur said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:01
Truth: Answer the question. How is the fraud ACORN suffered even a remotely plausible method for “liberals” to game the election? Of what use are sixty registrations for the same person or for Mickey Mouse?
Joe Biden Dropped A Hot Batch In The Truth's Mom's Mouth said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:02
Ahh, The Shit’s micropenis is haaaaaaard as can beeee! Pathetic. Remind me next time I’m unloading on your mother’s face to get a little on you, little piggy.
MzNicky said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:03
That guy looks like one of the Onion’s “man on the street” interviewees, identified as something like “Delbert Whankocant, industrial machinist stenographer.”
Joe Biden Dropped A Hot Batch In The Truth's Mom's Mouth said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:04
Actually, I’m starting to think that The Queef’s micropenis has reverted into his pudgy body, never to return again. Maybe if The Shit got his sausage fingers out of his own asshole for a while, he might get laid by his blow-up doll of Michelle Obama…but hey, his priorities, not mine.
What really needs to be noted is that, yeah, you, The Fuck…eat shit and die.
MzNicky said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:05
Oh, and whoever is doing the revolting “Joe Biden etc.” comments: Fuck off already. You’re not funny, you’re repulsive.
Yes I’m Ms. Crabbypants today. Wanna make somethin’ of it?
buskertype said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:06
The Truth’s link is precious. Basically out of 53,000 new registrations in MO, 100 are duplicates, and 280 have non-existent addresses. Less than 1%. Clearly this is an evil plot, and not just people who forgot that they had already registered, or wrote down the wrong address.
Then there’s the evil genius who registered the 2006 Dallas Cowboys as a voter in Nevada. Everbody knows the cowboys aren’t from Nevada. like, DUH!
Joe Max said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:09
Hey, Troofie is back, spreading good cheer as always.
Yeah, we gotchyer ACRON covered, Troofie, you betcha.
Malkin: “Sigh: McCain and his friends at…ACORN”
Michele is very depressed. Maybe you could go over and cheer her up.
Here’s the story from Ben Smith:
Mr. McFilp flops again! That’s steady leadership, darn right.
Frederick said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:11
Hey, the first commenter, ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©, said a shorter version of what I was going to say. Bastard.
alec said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:11
“The Raj”, presumably.
Although God knows there’s probably LaRouchies there that’d object to that too.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:12
WHINNNNNNNNNNNNNE!
tigrismus said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:12
So John McCain was for ACORN before he was against them. Maybe he just forgot, though; I hear he’s pretty old.
Snorghagen said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:14
I think Nagourney looks more like this dude.
Concerned Democrat said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:14
Hello. I just wanted to make sure there wasn’t too much incivility or rejoicing over Obamas lead in the polls, or too much liberal dismissal over voter registration fraud. We may not win if we are too critical of the Heartland or of Traditional Values. We count out McCain at our peril, especially the appeal of Palin to the massive Hockey Mom demographic in teh Heartland.
Gary Ruppert said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:22
The fact is, Obama is black.
The fact is, He’s a Muslim.
The fact is, His wife hates America.
The Fact is, he is a product of Corrupt Chicago POLITICS.
The fact is, he is known for palling around with a domestic terrorist.
The fact is, Acorn is registering illegals and criminals and black people to vote.
The fact is, you liberals are so busted.
tigrismus said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:22
Will you hold us cuppable, Concerned?
And Nags.
alec said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:22
Nevada is an atypical swing state in that there is very little of the state that is both evenly divided and worth caring about. The swing, such as it is, is between people who believe they’re living in Utah and people who believe they’re living in California.
The Republicans tend to get desperate easy here, and because you can’t get elected state-level as a Republican without also being a worthless Republican suit-filler, us winning the race will likely involve Gibbons doing everything short of literally strafing us to punish Clark County for being bigger than his northern jackass constituency.
If I wanted to get conspiratorial, I’d suggest that western Republicans’ general paranoia in respect to Mormons played a major role in Ron Paul coming in a close second to Mitt Romney - and the involvement of the Paul campaign in Vegas played a fairly big role in forcing the local GOP to conduct even tenuous voter outreach in Clark.
Which, of course, bit them in the ass. You can’t keep urban voters, even urban Paul voters, completely ignorant the way you can people in any backwoods run by a political machine. This is why Nevada’s in play again.
The GOPniks trying to harass ACORN is just business as usual - I guess they took it as code for ‘darkies’ as it was meant to be and just started wantlessly haranguing them about being Mexican.
My favorite part is that the Republicans like to believe that ACORN was doing something malicious by not throwing applications out. The kicker? Doing so is a felony. No private body is allowed to determine prima facie who should be allowed to vote and who shouldn’t, and people have named their children stupider shit than 2006 Dallas Cowboys. All anyone with a conscience can do is report irregularities and hope the gov’t fixes it.
Of course, this is coming from a party that barely even bothers lying about throwing out registrations with exotic syllables. Of course they’d think the other side is devoted full-bore to raping democracy up the ass; they’re already fucking it in the goddam ear.
Kathleen said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:24
the real Gary would be pointing out how McCain was closing in the polls. that’s what Drudge is pushing today.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:25
Djur asks me why voter registration fraud is significant. I suppose that registration fraud would be a necessary or convenient step towards voting fraud. Since identification is not required in many states, simply asserting that “I am Djur” is enough to allow me to vote. If I’ve registered a dozen Djurs, a dozen liberals committing voter fraud can use that name.
MzNicky, my favorite West Virginian state employee (sigh - do any of you do productive work?) lists some of what she thinks I’ve said about Obama. Some of it was stated by my legion of admirers, detractors, and impersonators, but let’s review what I did say:
Obama belongs to an openly racist church - not in dispute.
Obama is married to an openly racist wife - you dispute this but there is after all a reason that we’ve not been treated to Michelle outside of forums like the View.
Obama used underhanded methods against his state and US Senate opponents - not in dispute.
Obama received massive contributions from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac - not in dispute.
Obama is connected to the Chicago political machine, which openly threatened the children of a prominent journalist - not in dispute.
Obama helped ACORN, which is currently under investigation for voter fraud - documented on this very thread.
Nice candidate you have here, liberals. Through lies and fraud you hope to win. I happen to think that right will prevail here, but no matter what happens, what you liberals really are is starkly revealed.
Gary Ruppert said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:29
The fact is, The Truth is right. You liberals don’t have a hope. Here in the Heartland, where we work hard and have traditional values and common sense, not eletists tastes, we are NOT in the tank for Your Boy The Savior the way the Media is. We are voting for freedom, voting for McCain and Palin, and we don’t care if you think we are stupid or rasist, it is YOU who are.
LittlePig said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:29
that’s what Drudge is pushing today.
Kinda like what he’s packing tonight.
alec said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:30
I am intrigued by your storyline, sir. The one I have been following is the one where Reagan comes back from the dead and takes Palin in super-matrimony (Jesus dictates vows through skywriting) - but is it really the Great Communicator — or his evil Brazilian clone, Senhor Doktor Adolfo Rägan??
Marco said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:31
Aw, poor Troof. He and his girl Malkin’s latest fluff scandal isn’t paying off despite 24 trumping by Fox.
So sad. I feel for ya, Troof. Must be hard to be so wrong and rocking a fake scandal in the blue state you live in. You could always move to a red one where you’ll find like-minded “kill ‘em” folks.
Djur said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:32
MzNicky: I’m fairly sure the obsessive anti-Truth poster is either Truth himself or a confederate. The style isn’t consistent with any regular posters here, and he appeared around the same time as some other “liberal” strawmen that Truth used as punching bags. (Like that one person who claimed to be a 12-year-old who thought the US should be a socialist country like France, and so on.)
He also happened to seize onto the “Truth = TIDOS Yankee” claim and beat it into the ground until it became apparent nobody gave a shit. So I’m afraid your objections (and mine, too) are going to fall on deaf ears.
Snorghagen said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:32
I’m not worried about that. The Hockey Moms who are really massive won’t be able to squeeze into the voting booths.
Gary Ruppert said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:38
The fact is, liberals think disenfanchising people is funny, just like making dead people vote. They are biased against reailty and hate the USA
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:40
…and people have named their children stupider shit than 2006 Dallas Cowboys.
Has anyone entered this name into the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator?
I tried it, but I couldn’t get the damned thing to work.
alec said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:43
Would you care to provide evidence, or can I similarly prove right here and now that your father put food on your table by giving himself over to the advances of itinerant farmworkers?
Maybe if you specified what ‘underhanded methods’ those were it would be. Instead, it’s a subjective statement that evaluates to a personal opinion requiring no more than that someone swear at an elected official.
‘Massive’? That’s an interesting claim in light of how much money he’s taken in. Would you like to provide numbers?
Why stop there? Obama is connected to the Chicago political machine, which played a major role in keeping the especially-affected Mideast calm during the throes of the depression. I mean, if this is where you’re getting your arguments from, I guess we could say that Obama is connected to the Chicago Cubs, who failed to win the last World Series - ergo proving that Obama is doomed. By ‘ergo’ I’m doing more violence to the word than Jesus Grande did to Poppa Troof, but you know, you have to make do.
‘Documented’? You’ve made a series of unsupported assertions. That’s not documentation, it’s shouting; even if you had documented it (which you have not, ever - nice job being completely worthless at the one thing you’ve ever been capable of doing well, which seems to be choking down Karl Rove’s stinking choad and begging for more), ACORN is a massive voter-registration project which benefits both parties and which has received patronage from Democrats and Republicans alike, including John McCain.
If you didn’t have horse shit where God gave some people brains, you might have observed that, among several categories of recent migrants - Cubans, Mexicans from certain states, Eastern Europeans, South Asians - the vote breaks for the GOP more heavily than class and area would normally indicate. These people are subject to the same ACORN outreach programs as any other group; you’re just ignoring them and praying desperately that your fellow Republicans will be shut out at the polls because they’re the wrong color and you’ve got your marching orders.
Some people would shoot their own mothers for money. Not you. All you want is to be yelled at first.
What a beautiful life you live, and how glad I am not to be a part of it.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:45
Djur, because that guy is so nasty, I’m going to break my rule on this and tell you that I’m not the obscenity guy and I don’t know him. Nor am I Confederate Yankee, nor am I guy claiming I am.
PS said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:46
Hey, don’t knock 12-year-olds who think the US should be a socialist country like France!
See Emperor’s New Clothes …
Zombies for Obama said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:49
Would you deny us our right to vote, sir?
Joe Max said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:49
The
JokerTruth: “Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true under that fiend, Gary Ruppert. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He’s dead now, and he’s left me in charge. Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce! Commence au festival!eidos said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:49
But I do love “vindicative,” it’s a new favorite.
It is a goodie. Right up there with when Gary told us we were cupable
You won’t be laughing when you are forced to live under Shania law.
mikey said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:50
Hi Ms. Crabbypants. Right there wit’ ya.
ProTip. If you put the word “Truth” in your troll list in your pie script, it captures idiots like this one just as it traps the original in a thick, gooey mass of apple and boysenberry…
mikey
Badgers and Pelicans™³²®© said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:50
We’ve decided to put aside our differences (for now) and join together in voting for Obama.
Snorghagen said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:51
Obama was directly involved in the murders of twelve successive City of Chicago Comptrollers - not in dispute.
Obama used radioactive projectile vomit to subdue political opponents - not in dispute.
Obama is secretly married to Sarah Palin - not in dispute.
Obama set off the current economic crisis by gaining hypnotic control of Alan Greenspan - not in dispute.
Obama is not a carbon-based life form - not in dispute.
Rightwingsnarkle said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:53
Who’s that in the picture, a muppet?
Badgers and Pelicans™³²®© said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:54
Obama broke ThreeBulls! blog - not in dispute.
SamFromUtah said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:55
If you put the word “Truth” in your troll list in your pie script, it captures idiots like this one…
Exactly what I did, and my brain thanks me for it. Thank you, too!
Djur said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:56
“If I’ve registered a dozen Djurs, a dozen liberals committing voter fraud can use that name.”
Which requires a massive conspiracy. First, a list of fake registrations needs to be compiled. That would require either a large network of corrupt registration gatherers or a near-complete infiltration of ACORN. Second, usable fake registrations need to be distinguished from real registrations — and the only real way to do this is to get that information from the gatherers. So the network of gatherers is required in any case.
Of course, if you have such a network, ACORN is unnecessary — there are other groups that have the same legal requirement to pass on registrations regardless of the group’s confidence in them. And if ACORN is a corrupt arm of the sinister Chicagobama conspiracy, why did they repeatedly report their suspicions of registration fraud to the officials in charge?
So to get all of these juicy fake registrations in a form they can be used, you need hundreds — if not thousands — of gatherers knowingly collecting fake registrations and forwarding the information on them to some other set of conspirators. That set of conspirators now needs to rope in tens of thousands of crooked liberals all over the country, ready and willing to risk fines and imprisonment by receiving a packet of false registrations and voting with them (at different voting precincts, natch, because the risk of being recognized voting twice is far too great otherwise). “But wait,” you say, “the liberals are just going to round up homeless people and bus them to the polling stations.” Not today. Not in a presidential election. A story like “sinister Obama thugs paid me to vote five times” would be a goldmine, far too risky to put into the hands of thousands of ideologically uncommitted vagrants.
You’re asserting a nationwide conspiracy of no fewer than fifty thousand persons, every one of which by necessity vetted for ideological fervor. Furthermore, everyone in this conspiracy would be knowingly committing electoral fraud — there’s absolutely no hope of convincing the judge that you were just voting for your pals Brett Favre and Josef Stalin. You’re telling me that out of the hundreds of thousands of people such a conspiracy would have to approach, and the tens of thousands who would ultimately be privy to a titanic plan to rig the election, not *one* would quail at the prospect of jail and run to the feds? Not *one* would be willing to sell out at the prospect of their cup running over with wingnut welfare? Not a *one* would have a crisis of conscience and confess?
And despite the sheer ability required to even attempt to orchestrate such a sweeping fraud, somehow the whole edifice collapsed because they funnelled *all* their fake registrations, including ones for Mickey Mouse, through a *single* organization who reported their suspicions? Hell, seems like ACORN should be lauded as heroes for outing this sinister plan at their own expense. Obama and McCain should, if anything, be commended for their involvement with such a clearly ethical organization.
Or maybe the whole thing is an absurd farce, the only fraud perpetrated was against ACORN, and your claims are so unbelievable as to make “Loose Change” appear sober and conservatively researched.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:59
Alec,
You asked about the affirmative action princess, Michelle Obama. I said that her sneering contempt for white people was evident - cf her thesis, her comment that she was never proud of America, etc - and that good evidence of this was the campaign yanking her off any serious stage. Feel free to disagree but it is self-evident.
You asked about underhanded methods. Obama brought a legal challenge against his state senate opponent to get her name thrown off the ballot; Obama opened sealed divorce records to slime his US senate opponent. He was favored in neither race.
You ask about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, into his pocket for nearly $1 million. Failed Democratic policies (thank you, Barney Frank!) are supposed to be a positive for Obama?
You snark about the Chicago Outfit. I’m sure that Chicago Tribune page 2 columnist John Kass shares your good humor on the threat made to his elementary school age children.
Way upthread I linked to a newspaper article detailing the voter fraud investigation now taking place in (surprise) swing states. ACORN was helped years ago by none other than… Barack Obama!
I understand you liberals feel you can start the looting now that the polls show your empty suit candidate ahead, but the truth can’t be denied.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:03
Nice little screed, Alec. The only problem is that
is exactly what’s been happening in Wisconsin and other places for years.
Ah, poor liberals. Hopefully the liberal felons trying to commit voter fraud will be unsuccessful.
Oh, and I see more liberals can’t handle my posts. It is to laugh!
Djur said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:07
I’m neither Alec nor a liberal, Hypocritical Left.
Please provide proof for your claim that voter fraud of the “bussing” type has occurred in a recent presidential election, in any state.
Marco said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:10
“Oh, and I see more liberals can’t handle my posts. It is to laugh!” Troof
Oh, and we are laughing. Don’t you worry, Troof. Laughing. Hard.
Rightwingsnarkle said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:12
ProTip. If you put the word “Truth” in your troll list in your pie script…
I need specific instructions, please.
Thanks in advance for your loving help.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:14
Djur, ask and thy shall receive.
Here is a nice article from 2004 detailing Democratic voter fraud in Wisconsin, where voter ID was not required.
Read about it: http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=324933
alec said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:14
Obama was born in the same 60s that brought us Bill Ayers, pornography, and the New Deal - not in dispute.
Obama got his position at the Harvard Law Review by killing another boy, as Islamic custom dictates - not in dispute.
Obama spent every day of his adult life up until fairly recently continuously thinking about fucking - not in dispute.
Obama is a wooden French statue of a sweaty guy in a tank - not in dispute.
Obama is personally responsible for the coincidental pogroms and race riots frequently following Passion plays until their recent papal interdict - not in dispute.
Obama is often mistaken for Mr. T by bigoted hipsters - not in dispute.
Obama cannot legally be president by virtue of being a Barbary Pirate by sworn oath - not in dispute.
Obama is the proud mother of two obviously black girls - not in dispute.
Obama destroyed the firing mechanism of his Scout’s Glory Device through excessive gusto and can easily be defeated, but maybe there’s another way - not in dispute.
Obama is simply a front for retired Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg to assume total control of the devastated American government - not in dispute.
Obama, as the love-child of Harry Truman, sets a devastating precedent in which even non-Republican presidents are the sons of prior presidents - not in dispute.
Obama and the International Workers of the World - not in dispute.
Obama reproduces by a form of asexual reproduction known as budding and keeps Michelle around because he is a fungal pervert - not in dispute.
Obama and the rest of Hawaii are subject to the house of Kamehameha in a terrifying alternate reality where nothing is as it seems and the sex scenes are far too goddamn explicit even though Mr. Turtledove has to suspect he’s not particularly good at them - not in dispute.
Obama is mostly water, and the rest is black - not in dispute.
Obama spent a livid period of his youth grappling with the terrifying question of his own ineluctable mortality, likely finding the roots of his later religious beliefs in this harrowing experience - not in dispute.
Obama is just two improbable sound shifts away from being all vowel - not in dispute.
Obama is sexually aroused by mercury - not in dispute.
Obama didn’t get Seinfeld and neither did you, you fucking hacks - not in dispute.
Obama probably no longer even thinks about hearing some white lady shut her locks on him on the crosswalk, and when he realizes this it will depress him horribly - not in dispute.
Obama forms an approximate poisson distribution when dropped into a quincunx in large numbers - not in dispute.
Obama is a product of the decadent American tradition of democracy, which all good Catholics must reject - not in dispute.
Obama ‘08 - not in dispute.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:15
Oh liberals, it is a special kind of fail to run away from someone who persists only in politely telling you the truth. Thank you for making me feel like all my efforts here are worthwhile!
Meanwhile, the rest of you can enjoy reading about Democratic voter fraud, until of course Nov 4 delivers an early Christmas.
SamFromUtah said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:16
I need specific instructions, please.
Do you have the piefilter script running already?
MzNicky said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:16
For the record, I’m not a West Virginian. I live in the glorious border state of Tennessee™. I thought I had made that clear. Some trolls just can’t get a fucking thing right.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:18
Did you have a nice state funded day off today, MzNicky? How on earth did the great state of Tennessee get along with you?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:20
Who’s that in the picture, a muppet?
It is I, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
purvis ames said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:20
Does Nagourney know something we don’t? He seems to be hoping that Osama checks in to prop up McCain’s sagging campaign. Don’t be surprised to see a bin Laden tape pop up in the next three weeks calling for Obama to wage jihad in the United Staes. Even though he’s been dead for years, the Caveman is still the best thing the wingers have going for them.
Rightwingsnarkle said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:20
No, Sam, I don’t have anything running in FireFox.
But I do have FireFox running and I have Prince Albert in a can.
alec said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:21
You racist sack of shit, Michelle Obama was a straight-A student. I suppose next you’ll be ranting about her giant lips and inordinate fondness for chicken.
owlbear1 said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:21
Djur, you know damn well 3 guys with trench coats and fake mustaches could pull the whole caper.
Oh and Hats! Don’t forget the Hats!
owlbear1 said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:22
#
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:18
I lick my ass!
Arky 4 That 1 said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:23
Dude, what the hell? He looks like he’s about to worf up a hairball.
SamFromUtah said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:24
RWSnarkle - OK, if you haven’t already, install the Greasemonkey Add-on
You might need to restart Firefox after that.
Once that’s going, get the Antitroll For Sadly, No! script.
Once that’s going, let me know.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:27
From Time magazine’s profile of the Affirmative Action Princess:
She was not at the top of her class. She didn’t get the attention of the school’s college counselors, who helped the brightest students find spots at prestigious universities. “Princeton, the Ivy Leagues swoop up kids” like Craig, Michelle says. “A black kid from the South Side of Chicago that plays basketball and is smart. He was getting in everywhere. But I knew him, and I knew his study habits, and I was, like, ‘I can do that too’.” Some of her teachers told her she didn’t have the grades or test scores to make it to the Ivies. But she applied to Princeton and was accepted.
Read it all at http://www.newsweek.com/id/112849/
Man, you liberals are making this too easy!
excessive exclamation points said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:29
“The Tru-oaf” Johnson is right! Joke names on Acorn voter registration forms is a threat to repunklican hegemony! And so is early voting! Say there, “The Tru-oaf”, I’ve already voted four times in your hometown…Dogpatch!
Tehanu said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:29
Troofie, projecting as usual: I understand you liberals feel you can start the looting now
Too late. The Rethugs are already looting the Treasury, to the tune of $700 billion for starters ($400,000 of which went straight to the Ritz-Carlton so they could celebrate while the rest of us are scrabbling for health insurance). There’s no way us liberals could match that. Or would, but you never seem to understand that — unlike you — liberals aren’t motivated solely by greed.
Marco said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:29
I am waiting for all that fraud evidence done by Democrats in Milwaukee and Madison. Perhaps Troof is searching for the final report? I am sure he’s not just making shit up, as the last article linked contains no proof of Democratic voter fraud?
Eh? Eh?
Rugged in Montana said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:30
Badgers and Pelicans™³²®© said,
October 14, 2008 at 2:50
We’ve decided to put aside our differences (for now) and join together in voting for Obama.
Oh, crap! My worst nightmare come true!!
I’m moving to France.
alec said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:31
In short, you don’t fucking know anything; if you did, you wouldn’t be so routinely embarassing yourself. You’re presenting random outcroppings of wingnut rage and opinion columnry as if they’re primary documents, conflating small groups for enormous historically significant ones. Really, this is the most egregious - saying ‘the Chicago political machine’ to mean what you think it means is like saying ‘New York’ specifically to mean a single block of Far Rockaway, although given your unwillingness to bring the subject to light (which is evidently what passes for Gospel truth these days) I suspect it’s not as if Daddy could provide for any better, huh?
It’d be pathetic if you were parroting arguments verbatim, but you’re not even doing that. You’re taking stupid, poorly-formulated talking points and warping them so far even the tenuous basis they had in fact is gone. Insinuational stories about a big-city machine becomes Chicago as a city of jeering jigaboos chasing white families with afro-tridents; floated racist pabulum about ‘voter fraud’ becomes a grand conspiracy to steal the polls, the election, and Southern womanhood; a relatively small campaign contribution becomes $1 million (convenient how federal law prohibiting that means if there were hard evidence Obama would have been thrown out on his ear before 2006 was out, right?), and a single lisping man becomes the fault for everything going wrong with America.
You’re the special combination of stupid and willfully ignorant it’s truly rare to encounter, Troof. I could have argued circles around you when I was five; that I and everyone else have largely stopped bothering to confront your ridiculous hallucinations instead of just enjoying what an idiot you’re making of yourself presenting them is certainly proof that you’ve “owned” us all, as the kids say. The peals of unrestrainable giggling as you shit triumphantly in the baptismal font are simply appreciative heralds of your genius.
Barack Obama Fucked The Truth's Mom And It Scarred Him For Life said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:33
Listen up, Micropenis, McAsshole is fucked, fucked like me and Crawdad did to your mom after Barack Obama was done destroying that chick. It’s over, assfuck, it’s over, shitknocker, it’s over you pathetic little farty fart fuck…so roll on back to Confederate Wankoff land and jack off to pictures of Michelle Obama while Bob Owens attempts to get it up to Glenn Reynolds singing Dixie. You make me sick, you pathetic micropenis puke.
Da Crawdad said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:34
LOL, i heard this shithead was here but had to see it for myself
“Man, you liberals are making this too easy!”
right, like your mom, asshole. too bad obama’s pimpslapping mccain all over the electoral map, and all you can do is slap off to michelle obama you pathetic ass
MzNicky said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:37
Voter fraud? After 2000 and 2004, this is seriously what they’re on about now? That’s even sadder than Bushy I trying to buy tube sox at Wal-Mart and checking the time on his watch at the debate in 1992. And yet, somehow, even more schaudenfreudy and exhilarating!
I’m starting to think about sort of being hopeful that our long, long, long national nightmare may indeed almost be over.
Orange Tom said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:37
Some of her teachers told her she didn’t have the grades or test scores to make it to the Ivies. But she applied to Princeton and was accepted.
Geez, some of her teachers told her that, huh? I wonder what some of Bushie’s teachers at Andover told him when he wanted to apply to Harvard (and Yale).
You don’t want to get into “affirmative action” baby, you’ll get crippled by the results.
alec said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:37
I’d just like to point out again, Troofie, that outside of the Malkinite race-hate wing of the Republicans ACORN is an organization with bipartisan respect. It gets a lot of Republicans who wouldn’t otherwise be able to vote registered.
Of course, you don’t give a shit about that because it ain’t what you done read. You ignorant hick, Karl Rove could probably get you to castrate yourself if he asked loudly enough. How pathetic can one person be? How long will you keep plumbing the depths? Questions for the ages.
Da Crawdad said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:39
don’t worry, hoss, the truth has already castrated himself
Marco said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:42
“Some of her teachers told her she didn’t have the grades or test scores to make it to the Ivies. But she applied to Princeton and was accepted.”
Oh noes! She defied some of her teachers and proved them wrong? Scandal.
Snorghagen said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:44
Obama’s voter fraud activities are just a front for his Bulgarian porn film empire.
Edo said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:44
Voter fraud? After 2000 and 2004, this is seriously what they’re on about now?
I believe it’s called “projection.”
The Palinator said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:44
We need to express our rights and have had the right reasons and serving for the right for many years now to develop those resources for us and they do have the energy independence that I’ve been working on the renewables, and we have to lead to war and it changed my life. In fact, I usually had two jobs all my life until I had kids. I was - I answered him yes because we have the confidence in that readiness and knowing that you just cited, with his warnings two years ago about Fannie and Freddie - that, that’s paramount.
SamFromUtah said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:44
Argh - need to run -
RWSnarkle: Once you get Greasemonkey running, adding a new troll to the piefilter goes like this.
- Right-click on the Greasemonkey icon in the lower right of your browser window.
- Choose “Manage User Scripts” from the menu that pops up
- Pick “AntiTroll for Sadly, No!” in the list
- Click Edit button
- you might have to choose an editor; any text editor should work, like Notepad on a Windoze machine.
- Somewhere in there is a line that looks like this:
GM_setValue(’trolls’, ‘missannieangel.blogspot.com,Shoelimpy,shoelimpy’);
- Add “,Truth” (without the quotes) to the end of the list, before the last single-quote.
- Don’t add any spaces before or after the comma, or after the “Truth”; also make sure the upper/lower case letters match. The script is picky like that.
- Save the file and close the editor
- click “Close” button in the Greasemonkey dialog box (lower right)
- Refresh the page, and the new troll should be gone.
- any other troll can be handled the same way, with either all or part of their nym OR the URL that it points to, if they have one.
Phew! Takes some getting used to, but well worth the effort.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:45
Orange Tom, let’s indeed talk about affirmative action. Michelle had below standard grades and test scores, but still got into Princeton. She is now VP of community and outreach at an Illinois hospital, which conveniently gave her a 100K raise after Obama became President. I will wait with bated breath for the affirmative action zinger you think you have - this should be fun. Until then I think she’s more than earned the Affirmative Action Princess moniker.
MzNicky and Marco, voter fraud in WI in past elections was clearly documented in the article I linked to. The Democrats won by a tiny margin. Surely even government workers can figure this one out.
Oh, and Alec? The Outfit guys in Chicago are pasty white fat Irish guys, and they are beyond nasty. They dominate a city that is 40% hispanic and 40% black. You’ve just gotten your racial stereotypes messed up, that’s all - a bit surprising for liberals, since your stock in trade is identity politics.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:46
Obama’s voter fraud activities are just a front for his Bulgarian porn film empire.
I do not know anything about this. Please tell me more and in great detail.
Da Crawdad said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:49
lol he’s so bitter, pathetic hack fuck
Legalize said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:50
Way OT, but Rachel Maddow just handed David Frum his ass on MSNBC. I’m sure video will be floating around.
Righteous Bubba said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:53
Swirled Bull with Obnoxious Jellied Lite Coconut Milks
Ingredients:
3 pounds bull, scintillatingly candied
3 gallons lite coconut milk, grated
1 brown artichoke
6 pounds mare stomach
1 ounce paprika
4 bags jasmine
Surreally grease a cookie sheet. Place the bull into a large cup. Stir the lite coconut milk with the artichoke over high heat in a jar. Stuff the resulting goo into the bull. Find some clotted cream and drink it. Sugar the mare stomach, paprika, and the jasmine. Pile the latter combination on to the former. Grill for 78 minutes. Serves 3 nude enemies with alchemical stomachs.
MaineMan said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:55
So, I ran “gerbil has thawed” through teh Google (because I was unaware of that particular Internet tradition) and came up with this:
http://www.art.net/~hopkins/Don/text/gerbils.html
I believe that I now understand. Especially the OMG!! part.
PeeJ said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:57
Twoofiewoofie says “Read about it”. In this article from ..uh 2005. Well that’s certainly current.
In the linked article itself. there’s this:
So, the city records are so bad they can’t tell whether fraud was comitted but the GOP insists well, it just must have! So there!
Hmmmm, Steve Biskupic, that sounds familiar. Oh, right - he had one high profile case.
BRAPPPPPTPTPHTPTHTT. Strike three, yer out!
Righteous Bubba said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:59
Hubris: http://www.glumbert.com/media/barackmirror
Marco said,
October 14, 2008 at 3:59
“MzNicky and Marco, voter fraud in WI in past elections was clearly documented in the article I linked to. The Democrats won by a tiny margin. Surely even government workers can figure this one out.” Troof.
Surely you’ll provide evidence of the Democratic Party celebrating and enabling voter fraud by producing the final report which states just that? You can figure that out, right?
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 14, 2008 at 4:00
It surprised the heck outta me when I found that Toof’s link didn’t support his claims.
Also, he’s starting to give off a creepy vibe.
MzNicky said,
October 14, 2008 at 4:02
In other news, nor am I a state worker.
Marco said,
October 14, 2008 at 4:04
In other, other news, why I am expecting disappointment with Troof’s response?
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 4:08
Only you liberals seem to think that the article doesn’t document voter fraud in WI. That’s OK, I’m used to intellectual dishonesty from leftists.
MzNicky, sorry, I thought I was looking at your blog, in which you say, “I am a state employee.”
alec said,
October 14, 2008 at 4:09
Starting to? At least today he’s not trying to establish a case for preemptively murdering us.
The Oracle said,
October 14, 2008 at 4:10
“While all the polls suggest that Obama could win the election, I’ve interviewed several GOP operatives who shockingly say that he’s going to lose big-time.”
Karl Rove resigned from the Bush administration for a reason…to go undercover before this presidential election, keeping his extensive travels off the public records, while he scurries around our nation in the shadows, working on “the math,” which is Republican “code” for trying to steal another election, by whatever means possible.
Which means that if Rove’s “math” involves gaming the electoral college in some way, disenfranchising enough Democratic Party-leaning voters and “fixing” enough electronic voting machines, then McCain and Palin will win by a landslide…and civil war will break out in America the day after the election in November…especially if Obama and Biden enter election day with a commanding lead in the polls…and if exit polling indicates that they won handily.
Which may explain why the Bush/Cheney administration has been putting a police state in place, in preparation for the outrage of American citizens at so blatant a stealing of the White House occurring.
Hopefully, I’m wrong, but since Karl Rove and so many other “non-reality based community” Republicans are certifiably insane, I wouldn’t put anything past these corrupt, anti-American election stealers and neo-fascist police state pushers.
The Truth said,
October 14, 2008 at 4:11
That typically nasty liberal is typically liberal wrong!
I do not have a micropenis. It’s a full 2″, damnit. TWO INCHES!
I do not wank to a Michelle Obama poster. It’s a Michael Jackson poster, you stupid liberals.
Joe Biden never fucked my mother. Neither did my father.
alec said,
October 14, 2008 at 4:12
Ooh, ad hominem arguments! Fatty learned a trick!
I’d say the same about the incompetent stalking but, you know, there’s the whole thing where you harangue people on a blog about being illegal homeless Mexicans in the tank for Black Osama. You could have just replaced that post with pissing yourself and YouTubing it and it’d be a step up in the grand scheme of things.
Marco said,
October 14, 2008 at 4:13
Right. Asking you to produce the final report that states Democrats were involved in voter fraud is intellectually dishonest. I see. I mean, the article you posted said there would be an investigation. Inquiring about the results of said investigation is so wrong.
All too believable.
Snorghagen said,
October 14, 2008 at 4:17
Barack Obama has been using fraudulent voter rolls to obtain thousands of forged US passports, enabling him to easily transport members of his worldwide sex cult to Bulgaria, where they perform in movies of unbelievable erotic power.
The full details are readily accessible here.
alec said,
October 14, 2008 at 4:21
Exit polling done lead us wrong before, and there was a lot more at stake in 2004. Bush was an incumbent in a war - his being voted out would be unprecedented and how close he came was damning.
Then again, the polls don’t lie - neither Kerry nor Bush broke 270 beyond the margin of error for any given week, the breaks generally favored Bush with the exception of a fairly strong week post-debate-one, and as of today, to win the election McCain is going to need to win states Obama has down by 5+ points.
This includes a number of fairly sudden breaks consistent with the idea that the Republican social neuroses have become a luxury - West Virginia going from solid red (in the early sept. Obama nadir) to near-solid blue along with VA (very recent and very consistent - no poll turns up significantly different results), North Dakota breaking hard and fast in Obama’s favor in the last couple of days and several of the ‘God, gays, and guns’ Southern states being on razor margins since Wall Street started imploding.
I like to put it this way - the Clinton campaign and the Republicans have convinced the electorate in West Virginia that Obama is or may be a secret Muslim, but as of this week they’re voting for him anyway. That’s not two competing facts - it’s the maybes of ‘radical Muslim leftist with bad friends’ compared to the certainty of ‘hard-right fiscal deficit-spending war loon who has not just friends but economic advisors calling us whiners for losing our retirement savings’.
You can’t BILL AYERS ANTONIN REZKO CHICAGO CHICAGO CHICAGO away a terrifying recession, and no amount of loyal partisan bleating will convince people to blame it on the pushover Class of 2006. This is your retarded baby and you’re bearing it to term.