Comments on: The funniest sentence I’ve read all week

By: The Mahablog » True and Real

The Mahablog » True and Real — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:45:57 +0000

[...] Americans wonder why so many of us don’t see that Barack Obama is a wild-eyed radical. Well, I don’t see it because I’m in the tank for Obama. This means little nano-thingies [...]

By: Kenny

Kenny — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:05:36 +0000

Well, I guess the neo-cons are becoming more and more ignorant every day, as they see McCain and her female pitbull chances to win swiftly slipping.

By: Rusty Shackleford (not that one)

Rusty Shackleford (not that one) — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:58:41 +0000

“I saw James Carville on TV last night. He looks like Bat Boy with his ears bobbed. Anyone ever seen them together?”

Yes. They used to be married.

By: fishnuts

fishnuts — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:54:35 +0000

Neither Plan 9 or Red Dawn are the worst films.
It’s really The Terror of Tiny Town! An all midget(little people) film noir western! With ponys! Attack of Killer Tomatos is childs play in comparison. Ed Wood’s pieces were serious(but strange) in comparison. In the horror genre the best of the worst is Attack of the Saucer Men…they attack earth with, get ready…alcohol!
Then, too, anything with Olivia Newton John rates pretty high, or low, depending on your grading scale.
But I haveen’t seen ‘W’ yet…sure to be a gagger. Please issue barf bags at the door!

By: ignatov

ignatov — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:41:19 +0000

Origuy: “I saw James Carville on TV last night. He looks like Bat Boy with his ears bobbed.”

I enjoyed (fascist tool) Dennis Miller’s description of Carville: “A satanic chihuahua under a strobe light.”

By: OriGuy

OriGuy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:06:57 +0000

I saw James Carville on TV last night. He looks like Bat Boy with his ears bobbed. Anyone ever seen them together?

By: kenga

kenga — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:19:31 +0000

I’ve never understood the whole “setting up the strawman to knock it down” thing.
In my experience, straw is highly flammable.
Why knock it down when you can make s’mores?

By: Mauro

Mauro — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:33:24 +0000

In a cave many miles to the south
Lives a boy born with fangs in his mouth
Sleeping until the fading light
Flying through bloody dreams
When he awakes, the summer night
Is filled with screams

Etc. etc. <3 Bat Boy!

By: Bina

Bina — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:38:36 +0000

Who the hell are Freddoso and Kurtz? Any relation to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern? If so, they’re dead.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:13:43 +0000

McCain has been running on “the middle class”

Prepositions are tricky. Running OVER the middle class.

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:25:18 +0000

And you have the speech where Bela says, “Home? I have no home!” which gets quoted around the house a lot.

Not to mention the flubbed line that somehow got left in the film, Bela referring to Tor: “Don’t mind Lobo. He’s as harmless as a kitchen.”

BTW, I believe the invasion in Red Dawn came by way of Cuba, not Nicaragua.

By: jim

jim — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:28:46 +0000

Oh, I dunno – THIS one seems mighty damn funny too:

And by the way, McCain has been running on “the middle class” and now finds himself in a bidding war with Obama.

McCain has yet to say the words “the middle class” in the debates, & he conveniently left it out of his epic-fail RNC yawnfest, too. If he’s dropping it as a buzz-phrase in his interviews I’ve missed it. If he’s “been running on” this, he needs to get off the treadmill & onto the track.

“What am I bid for this fine middle class? Why, just look at those appliances, those clothes, those sensible shoes! Go ahead, check the teeth, inspect the scalp for lice, look them over for parasite-scars – I don’t mind. I stand behind my product. Do I hear 5 years & $250 billion? Anyone?”

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:26:13 +0000

I follow the principle of “If you can’t say anything relevant, say something that will wind up random people in the readership”.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:06:41 +0000

“The words ‘Mini Cooper’ and ‘joy’ do not belong together in the same sentence.”

I beg to differ, sir. My MINI Cooper S drives like a go-kart, particularly at the limit. Truly a joy, if that’s what you’re into.

Not to say that I’d want to take a long trip in the back seat, though.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:29:23 +0000

Mutant steals Mini Cooper car for joy ride!
The words ‘Mini Cooper’ and ‘joy’ do not belong together in the same sentence.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:48:29 +0000

Oops, ignatov really really beat me to that.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:48:04 +0000

Dobie Gillis, I believe. A little (but not much) before my time.

I remember “Good stuff, Maynard” as a Malt-o-Meal commercial in the 1980s. Might have come from Dobie before that.

By: ignatov

ignatov — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:27:49 +0000

I just realized I say that all the time, but have forgotten the source.

“What happened to your cereal?”
“Uh, a bear took it.”
“Lucky bear. That was Malt-o-Meal. Smooth and creamy wheat; toasted malt; iron fortified. Good stuff, Maynard.”
“Can I have some?”
“Sure. But why don’t you show me that bear first?”
“Are you sure you want to see it?”
“MM hmm.”
“Okay…”
GROWWWWL!
AAAH! Get it off! Help me! Call 9-11…

By: crossbuck

crossbuck — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:25:13 +0000

You missed the TCM showings of (part of) the oeuvre of Ray Dennis Steckler? THAT was something to see. Rat Pfink a Boo Boo, indeed.

By: Fozzetti

Fozzetti — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:13:23 +0000

LittlePig said,

I’ve never seen the movie.

Check out World O’Crap for a great synopsis!