Voter fraud? Don’t even go there, assclown. The republicans are masters. See Ken Blackwell, Katharine Harris, GOP Caging Tactics, etc.

Bill Ayers versus the homeless as two key liberal demographics?

I was actually referring to OKC, but that works too.

Why do you keep bringing up ex-KKK Grand Cyclops and current Democratic leader Robert Byrd?

Yeah, because Byrd exists that automatically makes recycling century-old propaganda true. In other news, George Wallace was a Democrat, ergo miscegenation is a communist plot to weaken our values.

Oh, you want to know if the Democrats committ massive voter fraud. Yes, Virginia, they do. Wisconsin was the most notorious example of that in the last cycle.

Find Justice Department documents or give up, you sad little creature.

And it is a plank of liberal policy now to restore to felons the right to vote. It is sad your party has come to this, isn’t it?

Yeah, sure, whatever you say kid. You successfully unmasked me as Robert Byrd, Weatherman fuhrer and Super Secret Klan Leader, and unveiled my despicable plot to win the clearly lost 2008 election from the jaws of our party’s tenuous 12-point lead. As soon as anyone who doesn’t drive – automobiles being the most precious right of the free man taken automatically from dangerous Negroes – is allowed to pull the lever, the radical left will take over the country.

You’re just tedious. Go on believing in this shit if you want; you’re just phoning it in and I no longer care.

Remind me again which party is supposed to be elitist?

Gosh, what a “mavrick,” this McCain. We certainly wouldn’t call him a “socialest,” but then again the free market economics that McCan has been touting all these years suddenly looks like a huge shitpile.

Of course, in your delusional state, Truth, these kinds of facts pass through you like cosmic rays.

So please troll away here, you silly little dork. I for one quite enjoy the comedic irony of the delusional piffle you spew out in the Sadly, No comments threads. Obama’s current 12-point lead in the national polls, coupled with his growing dominance on the electoral map, probably has you unhinged beyond belief. Should we warn those around you to hide the sharp objects in your kitchen and potentially toxic medications in your bathroom cabinet? We’d certainly hate to see you take a ride on the big adios to nowhere just because your beloved right-wing psychopaths are getting laughed out of office for probably the next decade.

Remember that Indiana has instituted a voter ID program, which is rightly seen as seriously damaging Democratic chances. And why might that be, DN? Massive voter fraud – Democratic business as usual – is your only chance.

This is a rather silly way of putting the issue, which is that the state was the only one to act on the GOP tempest-in-a-teapot over voter fraud in 2006 (nice sticking to the narrative, kiddo, although you should probably avoid shrieking about how terrible we are at disproving it with our learnings when you don’t have a single goddamn case to cite – it just makes it obvious), and their action is ridiculously discriminatory against non-drivers and the poor.

Mind you, if you inhabit a world in which failing to own land is a personal failing more serious than blowing up office buildings, it’s fraudulent to even consider caring about that. But the people disenfranchised aren’t felons (you might note that, like many things we take for granted, voting is effectively a breach of parole for them, and the justice system takes breaching parole very seriously), they aren’t non-citizens (except under the surreal Platonic version of citizenships ‘libertarians’ like to suggest exists above and beyond the law and constitution of America), and they have done nothing wrong. Some of them agree with everything you’re saying – and you’d keep them out of the polls for no better reason than a fat right-wing sinecurist has told you to be angry at them.

The ‘voter fraud’ argument:

– is factually incorrect; no evidence it has taken place at any point in the last several decades exists
- is conceptually preposterous; it relies on massive amounts of complicity, incompetence, and fraud by people from both major parties, most third parties, and no party at all;
- is a rehashing of arguments used by Southern reactionaries explicitly designed to prohibit blacks from voting, and
-actually relies so extensively on those arguments that it involves bizarrely anachronistic concepts of citizenship and voter rights treated as assumed fact (getting violent about propertyless voters, who were novel in 1880 but not now; thinly-veiled rehashing of racial stereotypes and slurs; a concept of citizenship obsolete since the 1930s, which ironically coincided with the closing of the Mexican border and the modern ‘illegal immigrant’ problem)
- Only exists because Rove, in his infinite smarminess, felt it would be a winning strategy to import literal Klan propaganda, which evidently stirs the hearts of all good men in the defense of Southern womanhood
Besides all that, the voter-fraud bugaboo can, on the face of it, be immediately rejected on the grounds of the Department of Justice being transmogrified into a fraudster-hunting organization, and yet sitting through a major congressional election in which the people doing the hunting lost badly without actually bringing even accidental ‘fraud’ to light.

This is a general-purpose response. In general, a lot of the statements of the ‘voter fraud’ scare tactic (especially earlier, like 2006) are sophisticated enough not to directly cadge from hard-right campaign literature, most of which is written by creepy losers who still honestly believe Grant was some manner of hell-demon. This is just a case of that dynamic failing its user; Troof is relying on Rove to be smarter than him and failing, and he’s just managed to shove a pile of Lost Cause shit into his mouth and roll around showing off as if it’s a platinum goddamn grill.

The Bradley effect might even be rechristened the Obama effect.

‘Sure, he’s a radical terrorist-sympathizing communist, but God damn it, he’s colored, and that is just a step too far!’

The unsealed records probably damaged Ryan’s child, but hey, it won Obama the election.

Typical liberal hypocrite.

Au contraire, mon p’tit frere…Ryan was a typical CONSERVATIVE hypocrite. And I could not be more glad it was the arch-Repugnican Trib that exposed him and saved decent folks the trouble.

Mind you, Obama would have gotten elected anyway. Just as he’s going to do a month from now. And I, for one, will enjoy watching you skulk away from here whining about your own courage in daring to come to this den of…of…of…LIBERAL HATE! (mouthfroth, whine, yelp and other Tooth-y sound effects)

Kobie—relax. Truth is fake, the product of an sad man with issues and lots of sockpuppets.

I know, he just caught me on a bad day.

And now he’s saying that since we can’t disprove that illegal immigrants and felons are voting, that we acknowledge that it’s happening.

I am waiting for The Truth to answer the questions regarding his habit of masturbating to hardcore goat pornography.

calling me a Dodgers fan is really beyond the pale.

Get it? Get it? It’s because, hilariously, niggers.

Also, my collection of shuriken. Don’t forget

who pals around with Bill Ayers and Rev Wright

Definition of ‘failed troll’: someone who needs to borrow lines from Sarah ‘I Can See Russia From My House; Give Me The Nuclear Football’ Palin.

Jeez, man. That’s just desperate.

Meanwhile, you’ve nothing to say about the horrifically corrupt Chicago environment that bred Obama. You liberals are truly something.

I guess cities become evil when prominent black people are associated with them? I don’t know how these things work for you.

Oh, and I’ve been reading about the voter fraud Democrats are committing around absentee ballots.

Nope: absentee ballots are trivial to verify compared to in-person voters (they leave a much larger paper trail). I guess someone who cheers when College Republicans throw out voter registration forms for being D or I just cannot imagine an election being run without savaging the basic idea of democracy.

Dragooning in the homeless and illegal immigrants,

‘The homeless’, in this context, are American citizens. They have as much right to vote as you do. Further, ‘illegal immigrants’ doesn’t, as you seem to believe, mean ‘Latins’.

trying to get felons the right to vote; this is what your party has been reduced to in order to try to win. It is pathetic.

Yeah, sure, OK. Pathetic is registering the homeless to vote and winning by historic margins; patriotic is throwing a national hissy fit over any attempt to investigate voter intimidation and active electoral fraud endemic in a machine-run state. I think if you people were any more pathetic you’d annihilate on contact with matter. And yes, that is me specifically threatening you with my personal stockpile of nuclear weapons.