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The Key To Everything
I can’t believe I missed this! It’s almost a year old!
Never before has so much been explained in so few words:
So, President Bush is my Cousin…
Seriously. Well, probably.
So, I used my day off today to plug the already fairly-detailed family history that I have into Ancestry.com.
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Posted by Adam T. Yoshida on November 17, 2007 in Current Affairs
[More Yoshi treasures here.]
MOAR: In more recent Yoshi news, let’s congratulate him for hitting the big time. Betcha can’t guess from whom Mr. “Human-sized Microwaves” scored an approving link! I think they make a great pair. What mutual Glennocidal Tendencies has brought together, let no man put asunder. Excuse me while I dry my eyes.
a different brad said,
October 4, 2008 at 9:50
Where’s Bible Spice on the tree?
Stag Tunnel Palin said,
October 4, 2008 at 9:51
Cousins, eh? Well, Adam, when Laura throws him out sometime next January, you two can get married. I’ll bring the banjos.
mdh said,
October 4, 2008 at 10:25
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree… er… Bush.
justme said,
October 4, 2008 at 10:48
Hmmm. I supposedly share a common ancestor with both Bush and Kerry. A Mayflower dude, no less. You’d think that would get me the secret handshake or something, but noooOOOooo. Do I get to rob billions from the Treasury? Do I get to run companies into the ground and get my ass bailed out every stinking time? Do I get to have a permanent fucking “Get Out of Jail Free” card? NooooooOOOOOOOoooooo.
Bastards.
Arky The Islahomobamaist said,
October 4, 2008 at 14:31
Clearly he does not realize that this lowers his chance of scoring.
“Hey, not to brag or anything but I might be related to George Bush – Shit! Ow! Bitch, are you craz-? Shit! Stop! Aaaargh!”
jenniebee said,
October 4, 2008 at 14:36
Pshaw. I’m directly descended from John Hathorne, but you won’t catch me following in his footsteps.
Gary Ruppert said,
October 4, 2008 at 14:56
The fact is, Adam Yoshida is more patriotic than most Americans because he supports freedom.
LittlePig said,
October 4, 2008 at 15:08
If you love him so much, Gary, why don’t you marry him?
Assuming you can beat George to the altar, of course.
PeeJ said,
October 4, 2008 at 15:13
I don’t think John Hathorne was doing quite the same thing as Muthee. Seeing as his “clients” tended to get a bit crispy and all. Oh shit – now I’m thinking about Muthee doing a John Hathorne on Palin.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 4, 2008 at 17:04
Anyone got a spare 5.49 million² they can lend me?
“Over 10 Sq. miles and your own lake!” seems rather appealing, somehow.
² I’ve got around 10k of my own equity I’m willing to risk.
Jennifer said,
October 4, 2008 at 17:25
Mayflower, Schmaeflower.
Those dudes and dudettes have 30 million descendants now living in the US. 10% of the population has a Mayflower ancestor.
Including me – I have two, which proves I’m clearly more elite than you or Adam Yoshida. Or even Ann Althouse.
justme said,
October 4, 2008 at 19:08
Jennifer,
So, that means you’ll show me the handshake?
Jennifer said,
October 4, 2008 at 19:36
justme – it’s not a handshake – it’s that hands in the air thing they do at Babble churches.
Remember, my ancestors were a bunch of religious nutjobs – that’s why England kicked them out. Thank god that part of the DNA got “left behind” before it came down to me.
NutellaonToast said,
October 4, 2008 at 19:51
Wait, when the fuck di Mario;’s pet dinosaur get a fucking newspaper gig?
Holy shit, blogs are retarded.