Maybe that’s the problem: you can only see Cyrillic from her house…

I dated a ficus once but he didn’t give a fig for me.

His first name wasn’t “Monroe” by any chance, was it?

I…
don’t know if i can take this. I’m worried that if i move to Canada, she’ll be able to see me.

Don’t worry. I live there now, and she can’t see me. But then, I carry fernseed, and walk invisible.

(That’s Shakespeare. But I won’t say which. I trust people here can READ, which is more than can be said for you-know-who.)

What a bunch of mean strawmen are picking on her, implying that she can’t read because Alaska is so far away from, um, the printed word.

But hey! You can totally see it from Russia. Doesn’t that just RAWK?

My question isn’t “What does she read?”. My question is “CAN she read?”

And the short answer is, NO.

The longer answer is, No, because if she could, she’d soon realize that all that speaking-in-tongues-at-Pentecost thing from Acts was just a one-off thing to enable the disciples of Christ to spread the Good Word, and that what goes on in Church every Sunday is just a lot of gullible nutters throwing self-inflicted epileptic seizures.

AdBusters
Maximum PC
Money
Parenting
PC Gamer
Scientific American

And then of course I read blogs and linked newspaper/magazine articles throughout the week. I don’t bother subscribing to a news magazine because by the time it’s published, I’ve already read its articles online.

What a bunch of mean strawmen are picking on her, implying that she can’t read because Alaska is so far away from, um, the printed word.

Rugged in Montana said,
Fucking badgers.
Stupid DEMON-crat, you’re supposed to chase the two of them in opposite directions before they mate, not stand there and watch them!!!

Jus’ because YOU, mon ami, cannot play “hide the croissant” with a female of your species is no reason for you to go breaking up my romantic tête à têtes.

she can’t even remember it’s name?

And read her answers here – this was no on-camera interview where she had to speak off the cuff. She was given these answers and emailed her responses, which means she could fact-check, review, and edit her words.

Yet even with that, she comes across as an egotistical moron:

“We are both mavericks, and we hit it off right away. The idea of this being a possibility became real when I flew to Arizona three days before I was announced as his selection.”

Hey, that’s how I learned about kuru!

WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE NOTICE MEEEEEEEEE?

Do you really, honestly, actually think a video of some random kids singing a dumb song about Obama is going to gain any sort of traction? Especially given the daily disasters the McCain Express give us?

Wow. Dude, just go back to AOSHQ, where the armpit fart contests are always welcoming, your advice is always sought as to why AOS, esq., can’t get laid, and talk of Obama being a Nazicommie doesn’t get laughed out of the room.

Unless she doesn’t actually know of any publications ….

Which would be scary.

Thought you have the region (SE Asia) correct, I’m afraid you’re confusing a picayune (related to the fuching ferret) with a pastrami (related to the dim-witted badger).

*wink wink nudge nudge*

Yawn…unoriginal, uninspired, and frankly boring. We so need a higher class of troll.