This is an awesome idea, I can see it now…

“Well, I don’t know much about whateverstan but, unlike Obama, I vow to bomb the shit out of those assholes should we ever discover any oil under all thier worthless sand.”

BINT.

So they see no problem with Palin doing the same, they figure she is being paid handsomely to take the hits and go down in flames so the Repugs can blame the next 8 years of pain in the economy on the Democrats. They are always looking ahead for themselves and their party. Never for you and me and the country.

“Before I begin tonight’s debate it cannot be ignored that my opponent’s choice of Sarah Palin as his running mate is the most irresponsible act I have witnessed since the invasion of Iraq over non-existent WMD in 2003. With all due respect to Ms. Palin and her family, she is not qualified to be the vice president and potentially the president of the United States. Her nomination is a disgrace; and the Republican Party should be ashamed. Her reckless selection and the poor judgment and cynical contempt for the American people it shows ought to disqualify my opponent from obtaining if not seeking the votes of the American people in November.”

Instead, we were treated to a debate over which candidate will be more faithful to the wisdom and counsel of Henry Kissinger. Henry freakin Kissinger, people.
[sigh]

Not enough time to spit comb her hair?

My Republican friend admits Palin is an incompetent idiot but he’s still happy with the choice because, he says (over-confidently), “This way we get to win.”

Hey, it worked when they nominated W.

I was thinking Ronald Reagan, but W works too.

1) Trig is pregnant
2) She has to change McCain’s Depends
3) Todd is horny and wants hot sex
4) The liberal media gave her directions to the wrong hall

The people jumping up and down for McCain and her (let’s face it: he doesn’t know very much either) LOVE the fact that she is uneducated and ignorant. To them, this is a PLUS!

For one thing, it makes her more like them.

For another, well….didn’t Jeezus say “Ye shall be as little children”? The more unschooled and unsophisticated you are, the closer you are to Him! Too much book-larnin’ puts static on the line and the Savior can’t get through! I think they view Palin’s cluelessness as a moral badge of some sort; she has not been “corrupted” by a lotta secular knowledgy-type stuff (ya know, the fancy ideas dished out by Harvard professors who probably never go to church).

That is why harping on this issue, I feel, is a waste of time. We’d make more headway with the undecideds if, for example, we questioned whether this role would interfere with what’s best for her daughter Piper and her special-needs Down syndrome baby.

Knowledge is ruin to my young men.”
——————Adolph Hitler

KNOWS NOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIIING. If that doesn’t disturb you in the least, then you really have no business trying to run the country.

And which country, exactly, have you been in for the last seven and a half years?

Much to my dismay, I’ve been living in the historical proof of Mencken’s little ditty about the White House being adorned by a moron.

Mona Charen is absolutely right about this. Only one problem, Mona. She cant.

Economy collapses. McCain blames Congress for not embracing his manly Plan.

Global Warming starts to kill the most vulnerable. McCain explodes a nuclear weapon in the sky, like they do in the movies.

White American terrorists attack Teh Hartland. McCain bombs Iran.

Homeless camps, known simply as The Bush, dot the landscape. Protestors march against the government. McCain sends in the troops with their Laser Pain Weapons. He pumps his fist in the air and says, “Feels good.”

It’s McCain who got pwn3d by Obama and Pelosi behind closed doors in the White House. Read this.