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Sweet Emotional Imbalance
Yeah, yeah, yeah — Palin economy war blah blah blah. The important thing is, our asses are getting sued!
Yes, it’s true: famous law blogger Ann Althouse, who is not at all an unhinged drunk who sits around her cat-infested Wisconsin Lustron house sipping cut-rate Franzia inventing extravagant reasons to be offended, has long despised the practice of a certain blog of allowing people to post obviously satirical comments on her nonsensical ramblings under assumed names (such as, oh, I don’t know, “Ann Althouse’s Undiagnosed Hebephrenia”). And now, with the help of her rock ‘n’ roll boyfriend, Steven Tyler of Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, she’s going to litigate us back to the Stone Age!
For you see, by allowing people to post as if they were Ann Althouse (who, we would like to emphasize for any future depositions, is not in any way a demented bottle blonde whose tragic career arc would drive her to despair if it were not for the existence of Charles Shaw merlot), we are, as were the ruffians who so dismayed the co-author of “Bone to Bone (Coney Island Fish Boy)”, making public disclosure of private facts, making false statements, and misappropriating her valuable likeness.
Unfortunately, as much as we would like to see this matter settled amicably out of court, Ms. Althouse — who is not the person once described by one of her law students as “that humorless, insufferable old pedant who used to live above the cut-rate until they threw her out for attracting the wrong kind of person” — would not return our phone calls. Oh, if only she would contact us in some way! Say, in the Comments section of this very post! I wonder what she would have to say…
Ann Althouse adds: I DID NOT WRITE THIS!!!!!
Tintin adds: Ah, but Ms. Althouse, we are on to the silly game that you are playing. In fact, some, if not all, “Ann Althouse” commenters are actually you impersonating someone impersonating you. You are engaged in this transparent charade so that you could manufacture grounds for a lawsuit against us. But we’ve consulted our New York law firm and they’ve told us that because you are really behind the “Ann Althouse” comments that you dispute, your argument that we are harming your professional reputation is now a slander against us, which we will not take lightly, no-siree, we will not. Drink the expensive stuff now while you can still afford it. When our New York Law Firm has finished with you, you’ll be drinking Grape Kool-Aid and Everclear Sterno and pretending it’s Pinot Noir.
Little Annie Fannie said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:30
They want me to go to rehab, but I said no no no.
Did you know I can queef in three languages?
Ann Altoid said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:33
I’m curiously strong.
tigrismus said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:38
Who left Steve Tyler’s face in a hot car?
ann althouse's left nut said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:42
Don’t make me call the prestigious New York law Firm!
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:44
This is exactly what I’m talking about.
You kids are going to be in huge trouble after I ‘convince’ Steven Tyler to join me in a class action suit against you foul mouthed, snotty brats.
And I drink the Vendage, not that Charles Shaw crap.
alt annhouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:45
What does Clinton’s boobs have to do with it?
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:46
That commenter at 22:44 is NOT ME, and I SERIOUSLY disapprove of shenanigans like this!!! I am a law professor and know what I am talking about!
Stephen Tiler said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:46
Who the hell is Ann Althouse?
Ann Althouse's cats said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:47
Please make this crazy woman stop calling us her ‘Wubbies’.
What the hell is a Wubbie, anyway?
Not Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:47
If were Ann Althouse, I’d be more offended by this than by Jessica Valenti having breasts. (And I voted for Bill Clinton and Sanjaya, I’ll have you know – although I blinked it in code.)
Clif said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:47
Hey, we are now a “prominent blog.” I sure bet that Tbogg — the “somewhat popular blogger” — is going to be really pissed when he finds out that we now outrank him on the definitive Althouse Blog Ranking Index.
Steven Tyler said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:47
Ann is very convincing after she suckled me from the cardboard box of love.
Miss Havishalthouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:47
Of course my fame is comparable to Steven Tyler… and I’ve been told I bear a remarkable resemblance to his daughter Liv!
Well, of course we used to go to the grandest parties together, but then… then…
And I shall not leave Bascom Hill until I have avenged myself…
Steven Tyler said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:48
That is exactly why I’m suing!
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:50
To be perfectly honest? I’ve been dead for years – that necklace is the only thing holding my head on in that photo. Spooky!
Drunk Annhouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:50
Wait, how did I get here?
house analt said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:50
Please tell me where that elevator is.
t4toby said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:51
Could it be…
anonymous‽‽‽
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:52
You are very naughty kids. I will be contacting my lawyers just as soon as I finish this fine glass of Argentinian Malbec.
Ann Althouse's Narcissistic Spirals said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tKnv3_YcGs&feature=related
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:53
Wait a second.
Tyler has a girlfriend?
I need a drink.
Ann's AtTylersHouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:54
And I’m getting some speshul legal advice whilst I’m there! So beware, Sadly, No! because Steven Tyler is aware of all internet traditions, and how to put a stop to them!
Ann Althouse's Wine Box said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:54
She lips the spout, you know. Dreadful.
Candy said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:55
Could it be…
anonymous???
I believe it to be the ghost-like Not Me character from the Family Circus. That little bastard is always doing stuff that points to me, but it’s Not Me!
I need a drink. Several even. Then I’ll be better able to deal with Althousianism on its own special terms.
Annie Altenhaus said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:56
Merlot’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Crazy as an Althouse Rat said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:57
And when I’m done with you losers, I’m going to sue the pantyhose off the little shit who posted my home phone number on the men’s room wall at The Tinkerbell Show Club.
Tim (The Other One) said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:57
The fact is; prominent !
Ruthie said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:57
Tyler is a “chubby chaser?” After the prospect of a trillion dollar rim job at the whim of our esteemed Congressmen, that nugget made my day!
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:57
This is outrageous! I am outraged! This is, without question or hyperbole, the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone in the history of time.
John Galthouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:58
shrugs
The Pimple on Ann Althouse's Starboard Testicle said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:58
I’m havin’ a hot flash — I think I’m gonna POP!
t4toby said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:58
What a maroon! A card, even!
Gary Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:58
The fact is, talk to my lawyers.
This is Ann Althouse in a nutshell said,
September 25, 2008 at 22:59
” Let me out! How’d I get in this bloody big nutshell?”
Jamey said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:01
Is there a S, N legal defense fund we can contribute to?
t4toby said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:01
The best part is that she likens someone impersonating Tyler and writing about the death of his mother and such with a bunch of jerks name stealing in the comments section of a blog.
We need to get some cash together and buy that woman a fainting couch.
She’s on her own for the pearl necklace.
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:02
Who are you calling a jerk, jerk?
Dreamweasel said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:02
Sadlesty International is always accepting donations.
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:03
Only if it comes directly from Steven Tyler!
Ann Althouse's vanity mirror said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:03
Not you my dear.
t4toby said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:04
Ew.
Amy Alkon said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:05
You fascist little turds will be sorry when you get that 3:00 am phone call and I start ring-a-dinging your employers, as if any of you even have jobs, you tiny-dicked little fucknozzles. And quit paying attention to that other bitch who totally stole my initials so she’s going to be hearing from me as well.
I'm Ann Althouse and You're Not said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:06
I, Ann Althouse, disapprove of my name (Ann Althouse) being appended to posts which are not actually written by me, Ann Althouse. Ann I Althouse believe that it is Ann Althouse unsporting and quite Althouse uncouth Ann. Honestly, Alt it is juvenile House and Ann not Althouse funny.
Sparticus said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:07
I am Ann Althouse.
Jane Galthouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:10
Libertarianism 4evah!!!1!
Anne of Green Gables said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:11
Get off my lawn!
Oh merde, who put this shit moat here?
Ann Althoused said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:12
ONION RING VORTEX OMG!!eleven1!
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:13
I am Steve Tyler.
Da Real Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:13
Yo! Biznitches best be treadin’ slowly on yo games an’ sheeit, else I bust a righteous lawsuit on yo asses!
Tru talk, my wiggas, I ain’t down fo’ no games and shit. I’s an attorney!
Average Internets User said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:14
Hi, I found my way to this chat room after running a Googles for my favorite commentator and legal expert, Ann Althouse. I must say, the comments in this internet from Professor Althouse seem very unusual for her! I am sorely disappointed in the rambling and disjointed nature of these comments, and I am less likely to visit her original blog in the future. I guess you could say she has diluted her brand, in my opinion! I’m surprised that she would say such things in such a crazy place like this, but that’s her name right there, so it must be her.
Really, Professor Althouse, I’m disappointed. You’ve spent so many years carefully establishing a brand and reputation, and it all comes crashing down with these chats.
I’m so disappointed that I’m willing to sign affidavits confirming my confusion and disappointment, or testify at deposition to that effect.
Anal He Snout said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:15
Sadly, No! may be aware of all internet conventions, but they are out-of-touch with the way people click around on the web. This loose clicking can cause people to suddenly lose all their sense of humor, and take a random comment in the middle of a satirical thread as a serious legal opinion from a qualified law professor. And I should know – I was clever enough to invent a word ‘anti-Althousiana’ to describe people who unaccountably don’t share my not-at-all-inflated opinion of myself.
Dan Someone said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:16
OK, I admit it. I needed the laughs today. Thank you all.
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:18
I am only interested in the prominent.
Being Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:20
Althouse althouse?
Althouse althouse alhouse althouse?
Althouse Althouse!!
Althouse.
Anal Tylerhausfrau said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:20
I will join in the class action, but only if I can be a top.
Annie Altenhaus said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:21
I don’t even know his last name. My mama would be so ashamed.
EnfantTerrible said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:21
Ann, Steve…
Just FYI…
Ambien is a helluva drug.
actor212 said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:21
Didn’t Alt+Home move to Brooklyn last year? I think I read that at Tristam Shandy or Instaputz, with much handwringing and shame-facedness from the Heights crowd.
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:23
I suppose the next trick up your immature sleeve will be to see how many oh-so-amusing anagrams you can list of the name of me, Ann Althouse. Stuff like
Alone Haunts
Ethanol Anus
A Unleash Ton
A Anon Hustle
Aha None Slut
Anal Eon Tush
Nasal Hen Out
Satan Lone Uh
Hate Also Nun
Ale Anon Tush
Alone Ha Nuts
Sane Hula Not
Eat Ulna Nosh
and so forth. Aren’t you just the cleverest little smart-alecks. You’ll think smarty-pants when my lawyer contacts you about this further abuse of my name, Ann Althouse.
An Outhouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:23
I’ll be watching
thisthe vomit dry on my day-glo green tube top, since I have a problem witha prominent blog allowing commenters to comment in my namedrinking. I’ve asked the blogger to removethose commentsthe potato chip from my ass and he has pointedly refused. (The blogger who denied my requests asserts that anyone reading the comments would know it’s fake, but this is self-serving and out-of-touch with the way people click around on the web and are not necessarily familiar with a particular blog’s humor.)Also, I have a grammar problem.
Also, I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some MD 20/20 today.
The Goddamn Batman Hasn't Done The "Ann Althouse's Whatever" Schtick In An Age So CHILLAX OUT, YO said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:24
Well, IANAL and whatnot but, way I sees it, claiming to be “Ann Althouse’s Slowly Tilting Wineglass” and so forth isn’t the same as claiming to be La Althouse herself, so unless she’s filing suit on behalf of her wineglass, cleavage, hebephrenia, and so forth, she got diddly squat.
P.S. I should also note, for the satire-challenged, that I am not in fact The Goddamn Batman, although I did kick his ass that one time. Rock over London, Rock on Chicago!
actor212 said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:26
Didn’t Alt+Home move to Brooklyn last year? I think I read that at Tristam Shandy or Instaputz, with much handwringing and shame-facedness from the Heights crowd.
Not that this should be considered stalking, posting such general information, even tho the moron has posted enough fucking photos of her neighborhood and view out her window that I figured out her apartment number by the second week of the semester…
Ethanol Anus said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:26
Sorry, couldn’t help myself. *tee hee*
Regards,
Not the Goddamn Batman
Joe Perry said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:26
They deserve each other.
Lesley said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:27
What would you get if you mated Ann Althouse and Amy Alkon?
Punchline anyone?
actor212 said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:27
You forgot “Aloha Ennuts”, Ann.
Ham Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:27
I’m kosher, so all of you fucking liberal jews can eat me!
actor212 said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:28
What would you get if you mated Ann Althouse and Amy Alkon?
A Tom of Finland film?
esuohtlA nnA said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:29
.gniog ro gnimoc m’I rehtehw tuo erugif neve t’nac I .ti tegrof ,tihS ?niaga gnius I saw ohW
Annie Altenhaus said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:32
Look, I’m a lawyer. I can argue it round or argue it square. I would rather get really drunk and argue with passers-by until they come and make me spend a night in the Tombs. I can file a lawsuit, bitches! Just me and my precious. My sweet, sweeet precious.
bemused said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:32
Oh, dear lord (assuming there is one), please let Ann Althouse sue these fine folks at SN! and please, oh please, let them decide to hire me to represent them. The opportunity to cross-examine that nutball is just too exciting for words, let me tell you.
A guy can dream………………………………….
Bitter Scribe, who is definitely not Ann Althouse, said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:32
Someone needs to tell her that “I’ll be watching yoooooooou” is Sting, not Steven Tyler.
John McCain said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:34
My friends, all of you many Ann Althouses, please be assured that I do not approve of blog commenters stealing the names of prominent individuals to make their so-called “jokes.”
If elected, I promise to
John McCain said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:34
[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]
Ann Annagrammarian said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:36
What would you get if you mated Ann Althouse and Amy Alkon?
Just off the top of my head:
A Anathema Slunk Loony
A Manana Sellout Honky
A Hyaena Molluskan Ton
A Neonatal Humans Yolk
A Neonatal Unmask Holy
A Neonatal Mauls Honky
A Sealant Humanly Nook
A Antenna Ahoy Mollusk
A Lanthanum Sake Loony
A Anathema Sunk Only Lo
A Ayatollah Men Sunk On
A Salaam Hoke Nylon Nut
A Hyaena Lank Lust Moon
A Hyaena Amok Null Snot
A Hyaena All Stunk Moon
El Cid said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:36
Hold me, y’all. I’m so askeert. This has the potential of blowing millions of BBQ grills over, and such despair for nothing.
protected static said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:36
@esuohtlA nnA:
Gesundheit.
Ann Althousser said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:37
I reject the positive content of empirical knowledge entirely. I assert that Essence is not to be found in Appearance, but must be discovered through ’theoretical practice’. History features in Marx’s Capital as an object of theory, not as a real object, as an ’abstract’ (conceptual) object and not as a real-concrete object. Thus, as in Kant, the ’real’ history lies in a ’beyond’, behind the ’theory of history’, which is the only true object of knowledge.
We MUST seize the means of production of drama vortexes!
Ann Althouse's unfortunate liver said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:38
Just you kids wait. I’ll have you trapped in my shit-moat.
Ban Balthouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:38
I’m late to this thread and want to point out that every fucking Ann Althouse parody has already been done goddamnit.
Caribou - 100% Witch Free - Barbie said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:39
From my house on Frozenmooseistan I can see Ann Althouse and she’s NOT her!
Oh, wait …
Her’s not she … uh … not she her … er … her she not?
Hershey’s Chocolate Bar?
7,000 Tiny Dwarves said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:39
Anything we can do to help?
Mickey Kaus' Mom, Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:39
BBQ grills? Is that some new name for goats? I’ll tell Mickey.
Cal Cathouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:39
Every single one.
Lesley said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:40
Steve Tyler looks like a perfect cross between Mick and Bianca Jagger.
The Great Intertoobz Angrammatizer Thing said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:40
What would you get if you mated Ann Althouse and Amy Alkon?
For starters
An Anathema Sulky Loon
An Ayatollah Smoke Nun
Neonatal Anomaly Husk
Anally Unmeant Hookas
Annual Loathsome Yank
Alumnae Anal Thy Nooks
ann althouse's cervical polyp said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:42
Thou shalt not take my mistress’s Name in vain!
You’ll pay for this mockery, you meddling youngsters!
UNLEASH THE ATTORNEYS WITH BEES IN THEIR SUITCASES!
Nyah hah hah hah haaaaaaa!
Bible Spice said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:42
When Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace you will all be very sorry you made fun of this post-feminist lawyer with inscrutable scruples.
h/t ifthethunderdon’tgetyou
(What kind of America-hating hippie would use a GD line as their tag?)
Ann's Alt.house said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:43
My name is Jack Warden and I’m an actress.
4chAnn Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:44
MOAR pics 4 fapping plz
John Locke said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:44
Ann Althousser said,
I reject the positive content of …
Weren’t You AltHusserl in another life?
Ann's Outhouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:44
Feel how loose my skin is on my cheekbones. Can whine do that?
Dr. BDH said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:47
How does Tyler sue someone he can’t identify?
jim said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:48
Oh noez!
LOLSUIT!!!11!!1!
If you can’t take the snark, get off teh fucking Interwebs, woman.
It’s obvious the REAL reason she’s suing you: to keep you from buggering up the results of her narcissistic AutoGoogling ritual. Someone needs to tell her that such pathetic digital mirror-gazing is the true hallmark of a chronic goombah.
Good grief.
Can’t we all just chip in & get the self-righteous old sow a sense of humor?
Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:54
I’m late to this thread and want to point out that every fucking Ann Althouse parody has already been done goddamnit.
Picture time!
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The Opposite of Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:58
You are SO gonna get sued now, boy.
amy-alt winehouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:58
Who is this Ann fellow? I’d like to share a large box of a simply stunning chablis I have discovered nestled in a forgotten grotto at the Ralph’s in El Segundo.
The Opposite of Ann Althouse said,
September 25, 2008 at 23:59
cat-infested
I resent that!
Anally Unmeant Hookas said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:00
Hey! We had some class until YOU associated us those two thrift-store Cult-ers.
The Opposite of Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:01
In a lawsuit filed in Los Angeles, Tyler, 60, said he didn’t know the real names of those who have impersonated him and girlfriend Erin Brady on the Web,
Put Amy Alkon on the case. She’ll get to the bottom of this!
Gary Ruppert said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:06
I, too, have been the target of commeters impersonating me and trying to make me sound foolish.
mikey said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:07
Hell, babe, I woulda thought Scott Stapp would sue you guys LONG before Steven Tyler.
Rock on…
mikey
JF Sebastian said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:09
Ann Althouse, Amy Alkon… yet another way SadlyNo is like Superman, where all the supporting characters (Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, Lana Lang) have the same double initials.
Ann IeLennox said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:10
Would I Lie to you honey?
Ana AltCasa said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:12
Ya no se burlen de mi babosos! Los voy a demandar, nada mas termine con estas cajas de vino.
Y quien es el tal Leonardo este? Lo voy a forzar a que use su lengua en mi vortice de drama!
Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:14
Have you ever noiticed how calimari looks like Hillary Clinton?
Ann Althouse's Clitoris said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:15
Why will no one touch me?!
/pout
Toys and Sanity said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:16
These are the things we’ve left behind!!!!!
Crid said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:17
All.
One.
Guy.
Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:17
Hi. I’m new to the Internet. My name is Ann Althouse. I want to know who this impostor is using my name. She is damaging my reputation and I want it stopped.
If there are any attorneys reading willing to help me with my case, please say so in comments and I will contact you.
Thank you,
Ann Althouse
Honolulu
Megan McArdle said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:20
Guys, guys, hey you guys, you’re ignoring ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
Ann Althousez said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:26
My immigrant vagina is angry!
t4toby said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:26
What say you, mikey?
What was that? Creed Suxxors?
Don’t you mean CREED SUCKS!!!1!
JGabriel said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:33
Only six comments on the linked Althouse post. I think she just mentions SN! to get the hits.
.
Ann Outhouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:36
Anybody seen the TP?
Ann Alt-Del House said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:39
Well, fuck me.
Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:41
Bleep!11!1!!
Ginnip gazort finini pluh!1
KazaaaaAAAAHHHH!1elvene!
Ann E Umlauthaus said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:45
Ach de Lieber! I’m running out of whine and marks that will provide it.
Ann Althaüs™³²®© said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:57
The kind that would store their youtube empire here.
I’m Ann Althaüs™³²®©, and I approve this message!
Megann McAlthouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 0:59
Vapid airheads unite. When we’ve finished this glass. Erm. Is American Idol on? Maybe later.
Ann Althaüs™³²®© said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:07
Shiny Thing!
You make my brain swing!
You make everything…
Oh look…Clenis!
Am I Ann Althouse? said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:11
We are all Ann Althouse.
Gary Ruppert said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:12
I am Ann Althouse. Always was, as a matter of fact.
WereBear said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:14
I dispute “cat-infested” because of the logical fallacy of your argument.
The only way Ann Althouse would have a lot of cats would be if she were kind and took them in. It would require some compassion for those in trouble.
I rest my case.
justme said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:17
Wow. The decades of substance abuse and life on the tour bus have not been kind to Mr. Tyler.
Who’s the guy on the right, anyway?
Heywood Jablome said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:19
Uh…hello. May I please speak to (snerk!) Ann Althouse?
Jay B. said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:30
Who’s the MILF next to the doughy blonde?
Ogdann Nashhouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:32
The Althouse can’t think how to sit
On the end with poo or the end with shit?
Mud said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:33
I am not Ann Althouse.
Luckiest thing that could happen to anyone, I might add.
Amy Alkon's Adam's Apple said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:38
I admit it — I forged the Althouse comments.
Megan McArdle said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:45
What’s the big deal with Ann Althouse? I wrote a post saying that mentally ill people are a drain on society.
Why won’t people pay attention to me? Me, me, me!! My parents paid $38,000. a year for my prep school education. That means I’m worth half a million more than any smelly old mentally ill person.
Annales Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:48
We have to get beyond the “great drinker” view of history and look at the ordinary conditions of producing wineboxes, the everyday experience of those folding them. Huge Sanjaya-like “events” are not our focus, and it is– WHEEE FLOWERS!!!!
Amy-Ann Alkonhouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:50
Well, I hope you little turds are happy now. I, Amy-Ann Alkonhouse, for one, or two I (we) guess, am/are not in the least bit amused by you juvenile delinquents. In fact, we are now pursuing a class-action suit on behalf of all the innocent people on all the Internets who have been maliciously maligned and ridiculed, mocked, scorned, parodied, satirized, virtually sodomized, victimized, patronized, condescended to, made sport of, and had mean things said about them and in any shape way or form not idolized by each and every one of the disgusting dirty foul-mouthed little fascists who has ever posted a comment on this idiotic “blog.” You are ALL put on notice! That includes YOU, Gary Ruppert and Truth and goober-booger! ALL of you!
Sean Connery said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:52
I can read it perfecly well Trebeck. It says ‘anal tea house’!
Ctrl+Ann+ House said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:53
Please stop harassing me!
You there! You! With the glasses on! What are YOU looking at???
*hic*
actor212 said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:54
famous law booger Ann Althouse
Fixed yer post.
Ann Althouse's Scuba Instructor said,
September 26, 2008 at 1:55
Why does this woman need two wetsuits?
MzNicky said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:01
Thank you Mr. Leonard Pierce for this much-needed interlude of comic mayhem. I for one needed that!
Gary Ruppert said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:02
The fact is, all of you will be arrested for mocking Ms. Althouse.
Valerie Solanas said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:04
If Sadly No! wants to take up a collection to help their friend, Ms. Ann Althouse, sue blogs, I’d like to make a donation. She’s clearly a little lost when it comes to legal issues and can use the help. I don’t consider donating to her legal representation enabling. As long as she continues to attend AA meetings and pursues professional psychological assistance, she’ll be okay.
christian h. said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:04
I strenuously object to Ann Althouse(TM) hogging the comments to this post. This kind of trollish behavior cannot go unpunished, ie, un-sued for.
200 Years of Legal History & Precedent said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:06
Ann WhatNow?
Ya lost me…
Ann Althouse's Judge said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:13
Ms. Althouse, I highly recommend that you not represent yourself as you are clearly mentally unfit.
This Alt House said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:14
For my suit, I will need two sheets of MOD plywood and some carpenter’s glue, along with some drywall screws and a power sander.
Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:20
They’re assassinating me! Assassinationally! And they’re doing it in an assassinatory tone.
Ann Alt-Del House said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:26
two sheets of MOD plywood and some carpenter’s glue, along with some drywall screws and a power sander.
Please also add:
- two quarts organic tahini
- a pair of rubber gloves (large)
- surgical-grade cotton batting
- several plastic bags (clear – the kind from the dry cleaners will do fine)
- one 1959 Nash Rambler (manual transmission, 3-on-the-column)
Thanks.
Drunk Annhouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:27
Wait, am I still here.
The Artist Formerly Known as Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:28
VOGUE!!!!
Scott said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:29
What is it with Republican lawyers who don’t know shit about the law?
Lesley said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:33
What is it with Republican lawyers who don’t know shit about the law?
Two words: Liberty University.
“Liberty” loosely translates to freedom from talent, ability, knowledge, ethics, sense, reason, humility, and passing grades.
Dan Saltmouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:36
Sorry… I’m looking for the Dan Saltmouse convention. Is this it?
Oh, what’s that you say? Next door.
Ok well thank you for yo… OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!
Oregon Guy said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:37
I’ll take “Famous titties” for $500, Alex…
Arlen Specter™³²®© said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:41
Hey Nao!
I noe plenty about teh law. I know I don’t like it!
Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:52
I’m deeply disappointed that I didn’t write all the posts in this comments section.
Kathleen said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:54
hey she linked to you!! She *really* must be desperate for attention.
Arlen Specter™³²®© said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:57
Have I mentioned my magic
All
One
Guy
Theory?
An Outhouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 2:58
I am NOT Anne Althouse. (although, like Anne Althouse, I am also full of shit)
buskertype said,
September 26, 2008 at 3:00
this is beautiful. also, I wanted to post something else under my real pseudonym, so that I will not be one of the many people who post here tomorrow with an accidental pseudonym.
Arlen Specter™³²®© said,
September 26, 2008 at 3:07
buskertype said,
September 26, 2008 at 3:00
this is beautiful. also, I wanted to post something else under my real pseudonym, so that I will not be one of the many people who post here tomorrow with an accidental pseudonym.
If you’ve been injured in an accident with an accidental pseudonym, you may be entitled to a large cash rewad!
Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 3:11
I’m Ann Althouse and so is my wife!
Did no one get this one yet? Slow day, few nerds.
Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 3:14
Hi Guys,
I just wanted to pop in and let everyone know that I support the unrestrained murder of children under the age of 5.
I also think that Osama Bin Laden did a great job and will be sending more money his way.
GO YANKEES!!!
Ann Althouse's Dry Cleaner said,
September 26, 2008 at 3:20
Who woulda thought that tears and chablis running together make an almost impenetrable stain?
ANUS LOATHEN said,
September 26, 2008 at 3:26
wine-box…breasts…onion rings….arrrrrgh!!!
To Tell The Truth said,
September 26, 2008 at 3:40
Will the REAL Ann Althouse please stand up?
SamFromUtah said,
September 26, 2008 at 3:42
…how many oh-so-amusing anagrams you can list of the name of me, Ann Althouse.
A-One Tan Lush?
Galactic Dustbin Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 3:53
I am NOT Ann Althouse, but like her, I’ve been drunk since 3:30 PM.
Sadly No, Legion said,
September 26, 2008 at 4:09
We are all Ann Althouse.
Lesley said,
September 26, 2008 at 4:48
“I’m a law professor, and sometimes I write about law.” but most of the time I write about me, myself and I, and I encourage you to write about me too.
Sean Connery said,
September 26, 2008 at 5:25
Alex Trebek: That’s Ann Althouse, not anal tea house.
Sean Connery: I can read, Trebek. That says Anal Tea House. I’ve spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal tea house: failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 5:29
GODDAMN FIRST AMENDMENT!!1eleventy!1!
Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 5:39
Youz all thinks sher sooo sssmart doncha. Well lemme tellya what yer allgonna be sshorry reeell shoon busters. [crashing sound] aw shiittt now what. Fuckin catts all OVER tha playce goddmit. Hey yous ovah thayr git outa that mesh! ‘s MINE!! [falls off chair, heaves cats into next room, starts slurping spilled wine off the linoleum floor]
Ann Althouse, Anal Tea House Proprietor said,
September 26, 2008 at 5:39
It’s not the tea that’s anal, it’s the house. FYI.
Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 5:52
I’m going to do another vlog! Ooooh, look, I can see myself in this wineglass. I wonder what a fish would look like through a fisheye lens. Why is the sky blue?
Mehitabel the Abyssinian said,
September 26, 2008 at 6:06
her cat-infested Wisconsin Lustron house
Cats do not ‘infest’; we ‘enhance’. Mister Leonard Pierce is asking for a fur-ball on his pillow.
Amy Alkon said,
September 26, 2008 at 6:23
I want a piece of that action.
I'm Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 6:24
and so can you!
Ann Althouse said,
September 26, 2008 at 6:39
I, Ann Althouse, am very disappointed in all of you, who are not Ann Althouse, for not waking me, Ann Althouse from my, possessed by me, Ann Althouse, who you are not, nap this evening to tell me, The Ann Althouse who is actually Ann Althouse, the person who non-Ann Althouses are not, that I, the one true Ann Althouse, had done something.
Further, I, the person in the process of being Ann Althouse, am going to sue the person who is not me, the real Ann Althouse please standing up, who tried to cop this bit about saying Ann Althouse, meememememememeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, from me, Ann “Ann Althouse” Althouse. This bit was incredibly original and difficult to come up with and I, me, the not you, the genuine Ann Althouse, deserve money.
al-anon house said,
September 26, 2008 at 8:27
Call me the scarlet pimpernel, after my favorite brand of chablis.
Amy Alkon's Testicles said,
September 26, 2008 at 9:12
I’m planning a lawsuit (which I will file and argue myself, I once beat a fancy-pants New York lawyer, y’know) if you guys don’t turn this fucking blog around and start talking about ME again RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
Ann Althouse's Ego Says said,
September 26, 2008 at 9:15
Look, I know I’m … well … plus size but gimme a break, I gotta live in Wisconsin. You ever see the size of the heifers here? It’s the most obese state in the union (look it up). By comparison, I’m freaking’ Angelina Jolie. So yeah, when some little turds fail to pay homage to my greatness, well, it hurts, ya know?
The superego? Haven’t seen that prick for years. Good riddance, I say…
Ann Altemu said,
September 26, 2008 at 9:25
Hello, reading comprehension. I was just joking, of course I was joking. Why would have I even linked to you? I linked to you so you could predictably ape me while I then accuse you of falling into my trap and failing to exhibit READING COMPREHENSION.
"Two Buck Chuck" said,
September 26, 2008 at 10:27
Lawsuit? Consider yourselves lucky! I have to sit across the table from her every night.
Sir Alt-a-House said,
September 26, 2008 at 13:46
I hate big breasts and I cannot lie
You other law profs can deny
When my rather fat ass sees a really nice rack go past
I get stung
Wanna save the picture
To discuss later
So ladies (Huh?)
Ladies (Huh?)
Want to cover those sweater puppies? (Uh, no!)
Dial 1-900-Sue-a-lot and discuss size of cup
Althouse hates racks!
38 Triple D demicup?
Only if her BMI is over 40
Althouse hates racks!
rea said,
September 26, 2008 at 15:10
Tyler has a girlfriend?
Well, duh. He has grandkids, one of them 1/4 elvish.
Ann Althaus said,
September 26, 2008 at 16:00
If you’ve been injured in an accident with an accidental pseudonym, you may be entitled to a large cash rewad!
I’ve never been with a man long enough to have a rewad.
Sarah Palin said,
September 26, 2008 at 16:21
Yes, like many women such as myself Ann doesn’t blink when attacked by… yes… well, the point is steadfast and when it rears it’s head, we are keeping an eye on our airspace. and Ann knows this because she puts country first and you know Ann is a woman and I hope that those people, I’m sorry, uh, OK, yes. I am personally outraged.
thelogos said,
September 26, 2008 at 17:04
The vlogger known only as “A.Althouse” has posted her brilliant manifesto:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Steven Tylers' Weiner said,
September 26, 2008 at 17:20
YO! Steve!
Dude, we can do SO much better than this “Outhouse” woman.
Please, Please, PLEASE!!! Don’t make me go in there again! It’s so dark and scary!
Seriously, dude, you’re a ROCK star!*
*In a video game, but hey, what video game are YOU in, hater?
Steven Tyler Durden said,
September 26, 2008 at 18:25
I am Ann Althouse’s liver…
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October 29, 2008 at 11:31
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