The line for minion applicants starts here.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

In Africa, witch hunting has become a deadly practice that is not rooted in disciplining spiritually immoral individuals, but simply as a measure to destroy traditional African religion.

Neighbors that have shunned off traditional beliefs (in favor of Christianity and Islam) ban together and kill women, including the eldery. They point to the power of witches, a common and undisputed fact in Africa, as a reason for this mass and unwarranted killings. But they never provide solid proof of any equal action or immoral act taken by witches. When have African witches ever killed 10, 20, 30 people in a single day and burned down the homes of their families?

An example.

“We need God taking over our education system. If we have God in our schools, we will not have our kids being taught… how to worship Muhammad.

Yeah, once we get God in the classroom, those kids are gonna totally stop worshiping God, and start worshiping God.

Christians, Muslims and Jews are like little kids. They see somebody else coloring with the wrong crayon and can’t help but shout out “You’re doing it wrong!”

And then they murder the other kid and steal his crayons.

This guy is not a very good preacher; he has no passion in his voice. It’s like a lecture by a high school English teacher.

I didn’t study sorcery in school because I hate sorcerers, they have few skills, few feats, 2 crappy saving throws and d4 hit points. Sure you can cast “magic missile” a bunch of times a day, but that gets old real quick.

Unfortunately I no longer possess toddlers to do my dirty work for me.

Re: The Hardware Store

You should have taken that opportunity to shout out, “Where’s the caulk? I’d like some caulk! Preferably black. Do you know where the black caulk is?”

Credits to Crankyankers.

If anyone starts collecting funds to buy Palin a copy of the Malleus Maleficarum, I’ll chip in a shiny new coin.

It might be worth looking into what exactly his one- man crusade to save his town from witch-craft consisted of.
See http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/1461.html.

Take a soap box; that will lend you gravitas.

I’ve always wanted to do that. Maybe I’ll give it a go at the Farmer’s Market this weekend.

I kept walking, so I didn’t hear her whole manifesto and don’t know if she was a regular crazy (I live in San Francisco) or was just temporarily unhinged by this election. But the latter seems just as likely, cause after the first second of surprise I was massively envious of her capacity to just let loose with all the maddening frustration and the rage that’s built up over the past eight years.

Maybe I’ll go do some screaming down on Market Street on my lunch break today.