Yes, “we” do. But those good people usually migrate to the bigger towns and/or cities, once they get tired of all the dishonest, insincere and undignified asses they have to kiss in order to get along in a small town where good people usually grow only as random mutations.

We are the Fall, the white crap that talks back! hup!

“Would you…could you…is there any way you could just quit this? I don’t mean accusing anonymous leftists of saying things you’d like them to say–I have no reason to care what you think, Jonah–but the hedging every motherfucking thing you ever write? Just quit? Go through everything and strike it all out, if you refuse to be edited? Because whatever you imagine it accomplishes (razor-sharp accuracy? The illusion of razor-sharp accuracy? why would you even try?) it’s just an annoying tic, and god knows you’re the last writer on earth who needs one.”

My parents told me about him making fun of Eleanor Roosevelt’s teeth.

Oh my heavens! I mean sure, he was a racist, virulent anti-semite and a total fuck in his beliefs, but he was also rude?

From Wikipedia:

Mad Magazine once ran an article on how a routine happening (a little boy taking another child’s tricycle) would be treated by various print media and columnists. Under the heading of “As Pegler Sees It,” the magazine ended this hypothetical column with:

which brought together such Commie-loving cronies as you know what I think of Eleanor Roosevelt.

It stinks. The whole thing stinks. You stink.

Doughy Pantload is indeed Pegler’s intellectual and political heir, only not so bright.

As one of the most sublimely self-unaware people on earth, Jonah also flatulates thusly: Robert F. Kennedy Jr., calls Pegler an outright fascist, but it’s at least worth noting that RFK Jr. is an unreconstructed buffoon when it comes to his understanding of fascism. (my emphasis for obvious reasons)

Pot calling the kettle blacker than the blackest black TIMES INFINITY!

But I find this very earnest screed by Marty Peretz, in which he beats up Sarah Palin for a completely innocuous quote by Pegler quite amusing.

See, the quote used was innocuous – therefore Palin (or speechwriter Matthew Scully) isn’t an anti-semitic racist who had presidential assassination fantasies. That’s FUCKING RICH JONAH. Did you look at the top of the page that your inane tripe is pasted on? “Liberal Fascism” ring a fucking bell? You fucking wrote a whole fucking book comparing liberals to fucking Hitler and the Nazis based on shared VEGETARIANISM!!!! It’s no fucking surprise that you have a soft spot for a guy who thought FDR was a Nazi and Eleanor was Hitler in drag. This is stupidly offensive of so many fucking levels it’s fucking nuts.

FUCK YOU JONAH. Fuck you with a unit train of melamine-tainted Cheetos. I hope you fucking get stuck in a six-hour fucking traffic jam with the Virgin recently married Ben.

Fixed.

Sorry, I know you’re a woman…I was merely trying to throw an Babu Seinfeld ref in to make it a bit more ha-ha. But those damn accents are hard to put into bits.

How about a little Stan and Yosh.

I hope this doesn’t sound like an incitement to censorship, or I’ll never hear the end of it from MM.

MAKEUP!!!!

Folks like us could never fuss
With schools and books and learnin’
Still we’ve gone from A to Z
Votin’ fer the GOP