I’ll summarize the article for those of you who can’t bring yourselves to read it: Obama’s hopes of taking some Southern states, like North Carolina, are just about dead. The tide has turned against him and voters have seen through his charade.

Idiot.

Hey, wait just a minute. Have we ever seen them together?

I don’t care if it makes me sexist for saying it, but that is the most awesome thing.

Fundamentalist Xtian: check!
Phony military record: check!
Leaving an enterprise deep in debt: check!
Deep in the pocket of Big Oil: check!
Anti-abortion: check!
Fucked-up family: check!

My gawd…Palin really is Dubya in lipstick!

Isn’t this almost exactly what Bush did with the Texas Rangers’ baseball stadium?

So the big story is, here is the list of booked Sarah Palin banned:

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Yep, merely INQUIRING about banning books, firing the librarian who stands up to your SS-style thuggery, & then reinstating her in the face of public disgust & outrage, only to later hound her out of her job is TOTALLY not as bad as succeeding in banning said books. Good job, The Trout! Run with that one.

Meanwhile, noted jock-sniffer and Bernstein wannabe Keith Olbermann gets demoted from MSNBC for his shameless liberal bias, Obama plateaus and starts to fall in the polls, McCain wins over independents…

… & in 1939, Poland lauched a dastardly sneak-attack on helpless German border-guards in behest of their Jewish-Bolshevik overlords.

Olbermann ASKED to be taken off the anchor spot months ago – a detail you left out of your premature hategasm. I suspect he’s quite relieved at no longer having to sew up his tongue from biting it so often. Nice try, dingdong.

Obama’s going to have to KEEP falling continually for, oh, about 5 months to be in a losing position next to Wet-Start. Oopsy, looks like the election’s not in February – & the debates don’t QUITE look super-duper-awesome for the McNasty – Caribou/Klaus Barbie ticket, so … FAIL-O-RAMA. The man knows how to come from behind – just ask Hillary Clinton, a REAL political pitbull.

The “independants” are smelling suspiciously like Rove’s own vat-grown little sleeper-Borgs, just like the PUMAs were before them – & real independants seem to be splitting roughly 50-50, which spells victory for Obama.

Anyone who TRULY wants to see the GOP get a taste of their own rat-fuckery should be touting Barr as “real change from the Dem/GOP Old Boys’ Club” – a meme I expect will gain ever more traction as November draws nearer. Another 4-8% Wet-Start can’t afford to lose. Poor old fuck can’t even STEAL an election.

Your “give up, it’s hopeless” schtick doesn’t work anymore.
Now what?
Methinks someone’s flop-sweat is showing.
Looks lovely on you, Trout. Just plain lovely.

I remember when “I’m gonna move to Alaska!!!!” was considered the grown-up version of “I’m gonna run away and join the circus!!!” The state then calling itself “America’s Last Frontier” had an irresistable charm for all the Wylde Boyz (of both sexes) who considered themselves cruelly hemmed in by petty governmental restrictions like helmet laws, DUI levels, and the constant nagging against public nudity. Many of the Bold Rebel Spirits who actually lit out for those territories, of course, managed to take themselves out of the gene pool eventually, but the survivors & their descendants seem to retain a voting bloc that favors strong opinion over actual thought. It’s an intensified version of the all-American Idiocracy, or Rethuglican, section of our electorate. And Sarah-cuda’s “Fvck the rules, I’m in charge now” philosophy is the distilled essence of the Eternal Adolescent. Sure, she went off half-cocked and started building her way-cool party palace sports arena on somebody else’s property, and then lost interest and moved elsewhere, leaving the local suckers stuck with a crippling debt load, but hey! — at least she didn’t let “The Grownups” tell her what she couldn’t do!

I don’t recall this, but since I go into auto-sleep mode any time I sense the proximity of any of your dull, white, heterosexual, dull, standard, boring, dull, uninteresting, rich, white, same old same old, did I say dull? word-dung, I go right to sleezzzZZZZZZZzzzz.

Now fuck off. OH, you are SO BORING. Crawl back into your pile of Tom Clancy novels. “The Truth” my yawning … zzzz.

Seems your boy and his momma are losing.

Meanwhile, noted jock-sniffer and Bernstein wannabe Keith Olbermann gets demoted from MSNBC for his shameless liberal bias, Obama plateaus and starts to fall in the polls, McCain wins over independents, the Cubs continue to lose, Brady is out for the year, and Christmas looks to come early.

Truthy continues to play the “sower of despair” role that he and his other semi-literate GOP operatives have taken upon themselves. This consists of an endless variation of Nelson Muntz pointing at you and going, “HA ha!”

Unfortunately, it’s a powerful psychological trick to suppress voter turnout among Democrats and progressives. Because the stark truth is that Democratic voter registrations far outnumber the Republicans’ in all the key states. The numbers don’t lie. If the registered Democrats all show up on election day, McCain goes down. Period.

It terrifies them.

The riposte to their psychological attack (as all of us here know full well) is laughter, which banishes fear (psychologically, that’s how laughter evolved) and turns the attack back on them. Every progressive should make a point of watching The Daily Show and reading Sadly, No! every single day until election day.

Obama’s going to win if we keep laughing at the hype. Believe it.

“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.” – Mark Twain