Comments on: The Fact Is Global Warming Is A Lie (UPDATED)

By: Mother Fucker

Mother Fucker — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:34:40 +0000

Global warming is bullshit.

By: Billigflug

Billigflug — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:08:42 +0000

The whole topic was exaggareted too much. In my eyes it’s ok to live responsible but it’s ill to force us to drive hybrids.

By: Kip W

Kip W — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 14:55:41 +0000

Another empirical test of the Old Farmer's Almanac Predict-O-Trola 1865. With predictable results.

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Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:25:17 +0000

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By: Johnny Pez

Johnny Pez — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:01:36 +0000

I’m going to have to ask the Frau Doktorin for directions.

1. Carry goose to left bank.
2. Return to right bank.
3. Carry grain to left bank.
4. Carry goose back to right bank.
5. Carry fox to left bank.
6. Return to right bank.
7. Carry goose to left bank.

By: OB-GYN Kenobi

OB-GYN Kenobi — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:19:25 +0000

“Gimme a second … Signs Point to Yes.”

I ain’t fakin’ – - whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:09:31 +0000

Crittenden is now worried that the Large Hardon, er, Hadron Collider will cause the end of the world.

A medieval mind is a scary place to live.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:05:24 +0000

To be fair, there was a chance the LHC would kill us all. A very, very, very, very small chance, admittedly, but then I expect Crittenden is experienced with making very, very, very, very small things seem extraordinarily large. Probably just force of habit.

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:47:31 +0000

…if you think he won’t fire a lot of Republicans in Washington and replace them with Democrats if he gets elected, you’re crazy.

What was that phrase again? “Serve at the pleasure of the President?”

Unless, of course, the president is a Democrat.

And wait’ll you hear the new Unitary Executive Theory!

By: SamFromUtah

SamFromUtah — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:43:54 +0000

You’re saying we should “teach the controversy,” right?

Gimme a second … Signs Point to Yes.

By: OneMan

OneMan — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:36:29 +0000

“…jealousy for our dope smoking, gay abortion, decent beer type of lifestyle.”

Shit, lobbey, I’m jealous too. It makes me crazy to look across the pond and see you guys living a decent sort of life. WTF is wrong with us?

By: sagra

sagra — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:55:58 +0000

a parliament, or perhaps a senate of dicks

Because you need a quorum before starting a session of sexual congress.

By: sagra

sagra — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:39:19 +0000

But if you think he won’t fire a lot of Republicans in Washington and replace them with Democrats if he gets elected, you’re crazy.

A lot isn’t enough. All, please!

By: Bizzaro Franklin

Bizzaro Franklin — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:47:06 +0000

Conservatards are proof that Loki hates and wants us to suffer.

By: lobbey

lobbey — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:38:32 +0000

(You also have to love his whining about how “Euroweenies” are messing around with Things Man Was Not Meant To Know, instead of believing in good clean Creationism.)

I just love the ‘Euroweenies’ crack, just reeks of jealousy for our dope smoking, gay abortion, decent beer type of lifestyle.

By: Pere Ubu

Pere Ubu — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:41:27 +0000

I feel SOOOO vindicated.

Last night I was commenting on the start of the LHC and the idea that if reputable physicists (as opposed to German chemists) suggest that there’s a vanishingly miniscule chance anything bad could happen, we’re expected to flail our arms and scream and cry and shut the whole thing down, Yet if reputable scientists point to the ACTUAL threat of global warming, well, the science isn’t proven and there’s controversy about it and we should wait and see if anything happens before panicking.

Yep.

(You also have to love his whining about how “Euroweenies” are messing around with Things Man Was Not Meant To Know, instead of believing in good clean Creationism.)

By: OB-GYN Kenobi

OB-GYN Kenobi — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:37:44 +0000

“it would be irresponsible to dismiss the 8-ball’s power without further study.”

Let me get this straight. You’re saying we should “teach the controversy,” right?

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:26:46 +0000

An editorial board of dicks.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:24:46 +0000

So, do people think that the high energy cosmic rays slamming into our Earth and Moon around the clock with more energy than may be produced by the LHC are constantly producing Earth-killing black holes which, um, get lost or something?

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:21:58 +0000

The physicists at CERN have seriously got to go and get themselves laid. Nevermind the doomsday device known as the Large Hardon Collider, would you believe the next device they're planning is the CLIC? Apparently, it is only a matter of time before TeV accelerators are grouped together as Particularly Energetic Nuclear Investigation Systems