Comments on: Did You Sayuh Sumpthin’ About Thuh Ey-yuth Cohmandement?

By: OB-GYN Kenobi

OB-GYN Kenobi — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:48:10 +0000

“Would it be wrong to advocate for the nuclear destruction of whatever congressional district chose this douchebag to represent them?”

Please don’t; I have to travel through it on occasion. Once I manage to sell off my mom’s real estate in Alabama, though (ought be be able to do that in 5-10 years), you can have at it.

By: trollhattan

trollhattan — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:25:13 +0000

“Macaca!”

Any chance of this hump being sent to the dustbin this November?

By: Tropical Fats

Tropical Fats — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:55:56 +0000

Would it be wrong to advocate for the nuclear destruction of whatever congressional district chose this douchebag to represent them?

By: Susan

Susan — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:44:55 +0000

I think anyone who doesn’t know how many houses he owns, and says so on the TeeVee, is uppitier than Obama.

By: Nancy Irving

Nancy Irving — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 06:34:04 +0000

“they’re a member of an elitist-class individual” -

Someone send this guy an elementary book on set theory!

By: EdsAppliance

EdsAppliance — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:13:40 +0000

After watching this, I have to say:

Thank you, Al Gore, for inventing the internets. It’s payback time.

By: Dr Zen

Dr Zen — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:28:19 +0000

He thinks Obama is one of the Mr Men: http://www.mrsneeze.com/mrmen/meetmrmen2.html

Well, he’s coloured, right?

By: Tagg

Tagg — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:56:34 +0000

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By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:15:36 +0000

LT, E-i-M:
Thank you sir! I’ve been trying all dang day to remember where I’d heard D. Aristophanes’s awesomely rendered line of cracker talk before!

O Brother Where Art Thou?, indeed. And I second the request for photoshops of Homer Stokes, the midget and the broom.

By: Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico

Leon Trotsky, Exile-in-Mexico — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:33:22 +0000

D. Aristophanes said,

September 5, 2008 at 15:05 (kill)

Izzat chore culchun hay-tidge? Dat ain’t MY culchun hay-tidge!

I demand that from now on, all posts this election season come with that guy and his broom and midget saying that. You could photoshop McCain as the little guy, and Palin as Homer T. Buford or whatever his name was.

By: mako rojo

mako rojo — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:18:17 +0000

Moot is a term of art in administrative law, primarily. Not in much use by normal people. During Guiliani’s speech, I must have pushed the moot button. I could hear everything he said all right, it was just pointless.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:14:46 +0000

ahem: Yeah, I wuz just funnin’ when I said that about takin’ the young ‘uns to Lynchburg for the free samples. That’s why I used the word “seriously” in the next sentence.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:07:10 +0000

I had coffee the other day that was totally moot.

By: ahem

ahem — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:05:00 +0000

Lynchburg, TN is (famously) in a dry county. You can buy ‘commemorative’ bottles at the distillery that are sold for their collectible value, but nothing else.

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:03:06 +0000

Westmoreland thinks “uppity” means “better than the rest of us,” rather than “thinks they’re better than the rest of us,” which is why he’s adding the “thinks they’re” to “uppity.” It’s kind of like the way people say “ATM Machine” even though M stands for “machine.” He’s also using “member of” as a substitution for “kind of” or “sort of,” which is “member of” idiotic.

By: OB-GYN Kenobi

OB-GYN Kenobi — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:45:10 +0000

MzNicky: “field trips to Lynchburg for the free samples!”

Indeed! I, too, have made the pilgrimage on many occasions. Somehow, during a drunken haze, I must have given the distillery my name and address, for I now receive sporadic mail from them. Among the items I have received is a property deed and a photograph, purportedly of mah lan’. I believe that I am expected to occupy said plot with a hound and a long firearm, concurrent with the intent of runnin’ off any revenooers, Yankees or men from the bank what’s come to serve papers.

Andrew: ” Is anything other than a point ever moot now?”

Is there not such a thing as “moot court” in law school?

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:35:19 +0000

Suthun gentlemen imbibe Gentleman Jack.

Why? It’s the same brain killing hooch as regu–

Oh. Nevermind.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:32:01 +0000

Uppity seems to be going the way of various archaic words that only exist in context with certain other words. Like “moot point”. Is anything other than a point ever moot now?

As far as I can tell, jiggle only gets used in the context of fat, jello and toilet handles

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:51:00 +0000

OB-GYN Kenobi: Honey chile, The Spouse’s wet bar is a veritable shrine to Jack Daniels. Hell, son, we here in the glorious border state of Tennessee take our young ‘uns on field trips to Lynchburg for the free samples!

Okay, seriously, I don’t really care much for bourbon, and the old man certainly can acquire Gentleman Jack easily enough if he wanted, but he seems to prefer the black label.

By: Big Bad Bald Bastard

Big Bad Bald Bastard — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:30:34 +0000

Must be something in the water, Westmoreland is Zell Miller stupid.