Palin (it’s the year for 5 letter VP candidates names that rhyme, btw), on her first excursion out after nomination, goes to AIPAC and makes speech saying they (100 years Iraq war John and her) want to INCREASE the ties of Israel and America.

Exactly HOW “HARD” do you think these two chosen candidates will duel? They will, but only about crap unimportant to all except talking heads in D.C. msm. Another msm orchestrated propaganda session for the unthinkiing masses.

I GUARANTEE Israel will never be mentioned. Nor Palin’s Israeli flag in her office.

According to the US Census 2006 update, 3.7%. The national average is about 13%.

According to the US Census 2006 update, 3.7%. The national average is about 13%.

http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/02000.html

As for reading a teleprompter, hey, Obama has a good speaking voice, but if you think he’s writing them himself, dream on. They just got caught doing what everyone does.

I think she’s dangerous because she energises the base. The question is how big it is. It seems to us, because we’re sane, that there just can’t be enough people this shit appeals to, but Bush got re-elected. I remind myself every time I read someone saying that there are only 40% of them. Bush got re-elected. And our candidate remains black. How many people will be looking for *any excuse*? How many lunatic PUMAs are there out there, furious at the sexism of Obama’s campaign and unconcerned about the reality of a Palin presidency?

They managed it really fucking well. Everyone’s been crowing about how bad their convention has been, but they managed her speech really well, and she did well. Nice post, DA. Eye on the ball innit.

Home on the shooting range with Sarah
Chris Henning
September 5, 2008
HALF TRUTHS
THERE’S been far too much loose talk lately about Alaska’s gorgeous governor, Sarah Palin, and her wonderful family. In Sarah, John McCain has made an excellent choice for Veep. The limp-wristed, milquetoast left hate her, of course, because she’s a looker, because she’s anti-abortion; but above all they hate her strong values. None of your wafty, left-wing moral relativism for her: she’s got solid, Bible-based, conservative beliefs based on family, neighbourhood, country and muzzle velocity.

I met Sarah and her beautiful children, whose names will come to me in a minute, when I was in her lovely part of the world on a recent killing spree. Like Sarah and her delightful husband, Shed, I find the taking of animal life a pleasant form of relaxation.

What? Oh. Thank you. Someone has just passed me a note, listeners, saying Sarah’s and Shed’s gorgeous children are called Poke, Debris, Barge, Teepee and Cloaca. Now if memory serves, Debris is the daughter who is expecting, which is simply wonderful news. And of course she is getting married to the father, Trucker, who is a lucky young man at just 14. (Lucky to be alive actually, because Shed certainly has a temper on him.)
Oh wait. I have misspoken. Shed, apparently, is Sarah’s husband’s business partner with whom she … oh. No, I’m sure that’s not right. Anyway, it’s none of our business what they do in private. Sarah’s husband is called Moose.

What’s that? Another note, listeners. Apparently there was a minor error in the list of names I gave you a while back. Those are in fact Trucker’s siblings. Sarah’s children are called Fang, Box, Missile, Chewie and Dogger. Chewie is the pregnant one. She’s 15, but totally ready for motherhood. Her parents have shielded her from the world as any caring parents would – because if you tell them about you-know-what they’ll be at it like rabbits. Barge is the father of her children, according to this, not Trucker, who is the boyfriend of Missile, who I don’t think is pregnant yet, though she has turned 12 so you never know. Barge and Chewie will be getting married as soon as he gets parole, I am informed. And I was right about the husband. It’s not Moose. It’s Whosis. I misheard.

Talking of moose, have you ever tasted one? I have, and it is delicious. Try this recipe: shoot one 1.5 tonne moose. Cut out the fillet, and mince it finely. Mix with egg, bread crumbs, onion and things. Flatten and fry.

There you have one wonderful mooseburger. Nothing tastes better in the Alaskan morning air. There’s no waste, because you feed the rest of the carcass to your dog. You feel really close to nature living off the land this way. Where city living is full of complexity and doubt, on the chilly mountainside life is simple: one shot, one mooseburger. Doubt never enters your head.

I’m sure they’re heartbroken that they won’t get to interview her.

Her delivery reminded me of that character in the Harry Potter books who made Harry scrawl, “I will not lie,” over and over again in his hand.

…and we all know who the liar turned out to be!

Holy Hemorrhoids, Batman!

Pit bulls are in heat only every 6 to 7 months?

Google Image is your friend!

Not any more, it’s not.
Tell Google Image I want my tee-shirt & my mix-tapes back!

1) When Obama had power in Illinois, when did he attempt to reform that most corrupt of states?

Please please please keep dissing Illinois and Chicago. Don’t forget to mention how disgustingly corrupt Chicago is.