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By: Sadly, No! » Shorter Rich Lowry

Sadly, No! » Shorter Rich Lowry — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 07:12:22 +0000

[...] here, has even managed to outjizz Mark Steyn in posting the Cornhole’s most flagrantly masturbatory Palin-worshipping entry, EVAR — [...]

By: Dr. Melissa Debbie ShitMoathier

Dr. Melissa Debbie ShitMoathier — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 04:50:02 +0000

When you look at Sarah Palin do you see:

A) Lara Croft
B) Librarian pornstar
C) Hypocritical suburban bitch mom

D) Dan Quayle with tits

E) A sow with lipstick. And rats in her hair.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:16:37 +0000

Less concerned about that, Lobbey, than I am that they are trying to get the Pakistani military to overthrow the civilian government by incursions into the NWTs. The US has always prefered to “work with” military dictators than messy, sloppy civilian governments that tried to answer to their people’s concerns…

mikey

By: neddie jingo

neddie jingo — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:11:49 +0000

“Georgia Republican Rep. Lynn Westmoreland used the racially-tinged term “uppity” to describe Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama Thursday.

First return on a Google search on "uppity nigger." (Caution: extremely offensive content. DO NOT follow the URL back to its domain, if you want to keep your dinner.) I've been putting the finishing touches on a book that deals tangentially with blackface minstrelsy of the 1840s- ca. 1920s, and I'm hypersensitized to this stuff. I've had to choke back bile many times during this project. Do not ask me about hillbilly fiddler Fiddlin' John Carson -- I will bend your ear a tad about the lynching son of a bitch.

By: lobbey

lobbey — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:05:03 +0000

The problem is, there AIN’T no way to “do it” without massively violating Pakistan’s sovereignty.

Mikey, or whoever. This actually kind of worries me, why would they do this now, have they found a certain someone (or did they find him a few months ago, and kept him on ice). A little September surprise?

By: lobbey

lobbey — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:50:58 +0000

With Steyn’s apparent charms and his obvious “way with the ladies”, I can’t believe someone hasn’t scooped this steamy stud turd off the playing field.

He has been scooped, by some Daily Telegraph jurno a few years ago, with some kids attached as well. I hear she is blind & deaf.

By: D.N. Nation

D.N. Nation — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:38:04 +0000

PENIS

By: Marco

Marco — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:49:54 +0000

He’s a hilarity troll.

By: Djur

Djur — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:46:00 +0000

Truth isn’t a parody troll. He’s just a troll.

By: pablo

pablo — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:20:36 +0000

DAMN! If she has the AIPAC seal of approval that means McSame gets Florida.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:14:30 +0000

Well, sure, but it was a Single – Throe Double – Pull

mikey

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:02:48 +0000

Still in the throes of solitary ecstasy, Steyn reaches for Kleenex.

Frame-by-frame examination of the footage reveals that it was actually only a single throe.

By: mikey

mikey — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:58:57 +0000

As a kid, me and the local girls you to go down in the storm drains to have sex.

Yes, MzNicky, we were fucking ingrates…

mikey

By: Roto-Rooter

Roto-Rooter — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:55:05 +0000

“Hey! I’ll have you know I’m the one who unstuck the backlog. Fucking ingrates! That goes for my family members too.”

Our snakes come in 10, 20, and 50 foot lengths.

We try to clean them after each service call, but be sure to put newspapers down when we come.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:44:18 +0000

Hey! I’ll have you know I’m the one who unstuck the backlog. Fucking ingrates! That goes for my family members too.

By: TGW

TGW — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:44:09 +0000

Come comment at our place instead, MzNicky!

By: MzNicky's family members

MzNicky's family members — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:42:29 +0000

Don’t make MzNicky interact with us!

By: Conan the Grammarian

Conan the Grammarian — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:30:30 +0000

“Unduly some things never change.” Wow, Troofie is a remaindered video game.

“The Constitution of the United States has a provision intact…” Go ahead, name it. I dare you to name an intact provision of the Constitution. Double dare.

“where it guarantees the country will be protected against foreign invasions by our military.” Oh, that one. Thank FSM we are safe from U.S. Marines crossing the border from Mexico to attack Americans. I wondered what we gave up the other provisions for.

By: comsympinko

comsympinko — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:20:38 +0000

And here come the N-bombs:

“Georgia Republican Rep. Lynn Westmoreland used the racially-tinged term “uppity” to describe Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama Thursday.

Westmoreland was discussing vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin’s speech with reporters outside the House chamber and was asked to compare her with Michelle Obama.

“Just from what little I’ve seen of her and Mr. Obama, Sen. Obama, they’re a member of an elitist-class individual that thinks that they’re uppity,” Westmoreland said.”

Yep. Uppity. This is gonna get ugly early.

BTW, that’s Lynn “Three Out Of Ten Commandments” Westmoreland.

As in “I want to put the Ten Commandments in the White House but I can only name three.”

Jackass.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:19:00 +0000

Okay guys, this isn’t funny anymore. Don’t make me have to go interact with my family members.