Comments on: A Matter of Wife or Death

By: Pharmc703

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By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:49:46 +0000

Oh, so you didn’t have to use the same sad, shriveled up larval vestige for your entire child- to young adulthood? LUXURY.

By: mikey

mikey — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:42:16 +0000

Luxurious Paradise.

When I was growing up my mother used to bathe me using Layla.

Oh wait. That wasn’t so bad. You guys win…

mikey

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:37:59 +0000

Do NOT try a Google Image search on “dermestid beetle”, by the way. DO NOT GO THERE.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:35:23 +0000

Sorry, multiple larvae.
The bait shop never did work out why we needed so many meal-worms.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:24:00 +0000

Lava? Luxury. I spent my formative childhood years washing up in larva, until my mother realised her mistake.

HA! Larva? WE had to lavage the lesions of OUR larva!

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:10:04 +0000

I spent my formative childhood years washing up in larva, until my mother realised her mistake.

Paradise. When my mother realised her mistake I was given back to the tribe of fuching ferrets she rescued me from.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:07:24 +0000

Just the one?

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:03:20 +0000

Lava? Luxury. I spent my formative childhood years washing up in larva, until my mother realised her mistake.

By: actor212

actor212 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:20:05 +0000

No, but Lava is the manly man soap cuz it has bits of volcanic pumice in it or something. It’s the rough tough soap for manly men who work with their manly hands.

Using it for a child’s bath would be borderline child abuse.

BAH! Child abuse????

In MY family, we used real lava, fresh out of the caldera, to wash up!

By: Christopher Fish

Christopher Fish — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:44:14 +0000

You should get rid of that picture. Not funny.

If you want to make a shotgun wedding joke, use a picture of someone holding a shotgun (Cheney, Harry Whittington?), and preferably not pointing it at anyone (unless it’s Cheney pointing it at Whittington, then that’s ok because it happened already).

Just my two cents.

By: SeanD

SeanD — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:13:04 +0000

“The fact is, one nation, under….GOD!”

God sure do seem to have a hankering fer hot anal action.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:59:12 +0000

Whoops, teleprompter crawl taking her off guard I think.

Called it: http://www.politico.com/blogs/jonathanmartin/0908/The_teleprompter_did_not_break.html?showall

By: SeanD

SeanD — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:37:33 +0000

“You do understand what tanks and bombers and missiles and SP Guns DO, right?”

Compensate for a small penis?

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Men are basically insecure about the size of their dicks and so they go to war over it. You don’t have to be a political scientist or a history major to see the bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It goes something like this…”What, they have bigger dicks? Bomb them!!!”

And of course the bombs and the bullets and the rockets are all shaped like dicks. I don’t understand that part of it, but it is part of the equation. So I agree with that abstract. That man… men…males have pushed the technology that just about has this planet in a stranglehold. Mother Earth raped again, guess who…”hey she was asking for it.”
- George Carlin

By: sagra

sagra — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:45:59 +0000

No, but Lava is the manly man soap cuz it has bits of volcanic pumice in it or something. It’s the rough tough soap for manly men who work with their manly hands.

Using it for a child’s bath would be borderline child abuse.

By: Rary Guppert

Rary Guppert — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:30:09 +0000

it would have been less confusing if it had been a snuffy-smith-type lookin’ shotgun, not something with a scope.

By: sagra

sagra — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:02:10 +0000

For 5 1/2 years, McCain had no say in what cologne he wore. It was Hai Karate every stinkin’ day.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:45:18 +0000

The BBC this morning was practically raving about Palin. Maybe it got better after I had to turn off the suck, but I reeeeally doubt it.

By: owlbear1

owlbear1 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:31:49 +0000

I am your typical white person who’s not falling for Obama’s line of crap.

Stomach too full of JiSM?

By: A Different Jake H.

A Different Jake H. — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:58:25 +0000

I bought these for all of my friends in the Heartland:

http://bumperstickers.cafepress.com/item/obama-typical-white-person-sticker-bumper/243583086

The fact is that that would so totally not look good on my Prius.

San Francisco (Values)