Awwww, da poor widdle wanna-be pwincess!

What’s the all lower-case bit about?

communism is working. soon all letters will be equal.

All letters are equal. But Some Are More Equal Than Others.

communism is working. soon all letters will be equal.

All letters are equal. But Some Are More Equal Than Others.

Bristol’s marrying Lance Loud?

No wonder they diss evolution. They are walking, talking proof of it.

Because you’re the intestinal flora of the GOP. The disgusting symbiosis of your shit factories and their blood money keeps the wretched elephant alive.

woot! comsympinko is on fi-yah!

I think the Dumpster is referring to the way Troofie delicately spreads his cheeks while the Dumpster waits patiently, oh so patiently, for the sweet stream of santorum to wet his thirsty lips.

Forgive me, I’m still giddy over the thought of Pammy blogging down in the mud and the blood and the Cheetos.

Pamela Geller of Atlas Shrugs found herself having to sit on the floor to blog.

Oh dear sweet Jesus, the humanity, the humanity!
It’s like the Holocaust all over again, only worse !!!!11!

Do these people have any setting OTHER than “chronic butthurt” on their internal control-panel? No? Hokay fine.

If I were rick moran, I’d sue the living shit out you for a libel.

idiot commie liberal piece of shit.

Was this supposed to be snark? It’s so badly decayed that it’s totally unrecognizable. The “Paleo” prefix refers to life-forms that are long extinct – please keep using it, it suits you well. I wanted to quote something from your blog, but there’s literally zero actual content there that isn’t either self-serving hot air or imbecilic tripe, so I gave up.

comsympinko Says:
September 3rd, 2008 at 20:29

This person wins 1,000 free Internets. However, lawyers for intestinal flora are already preparing a defamation-of-character suit.

… Palin cements their victim complex even further, and they get to have a good whine about how liberals are so mean and nasty because they wont roll over like they used to.

Tru dat. But there’s also quite a few of them who loathed McNasty to begin with, & are now feasting on a big piping-hot plateful of confirmation-bias stew. Throwing a pity-party for themselves is likely more about their worldview than any real strategy per se. That tactic is a risky one in this context – these are folks who love to rant about unwed pregnant teens destroying Traditional Family Values, so this sword cuts both ways. I think overall it’s a wash – politically robbing Peter to pay Paul, much like the GOP economic doctrine.

Just wait until the “Bristolgate” crap gets old in a week or two, & the talk turns to Palin’s abysmal fiscal practices – or her support of the AIP – or her criminal investigation – or her endorsement of Buchanan – or (your favorite SNAFU here) … the “Poor Us” chorus isn’t gonna fly so good on that busted wing by then.

GOP = Wooly Mammoth
Sarah Palin = La Brea Tar-Pits

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2007-07-10-KatieCouricflipsthebird.jpg

Anyone remember that scene in the early 60’s “The Time Machine” movie that showed a human corpse decomposing in time lapse? That is what the Palin candidacy now resembles.

Let’s just say K-Lo thinks you could live a full life with out it.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/

I cannot love this enough. Haw Haw Haw!!

Man, I’ve got to get away from this computer. I’m turning into an unrecognizable life form.

Har har har har!! I wonder if Ms. Snooty Patooty’s tongue snapped off shortly afterward? Gosh, I hope so!!