Comments on: Curses! Foiled Again! (Part 2)

By: Joshua

Joshua — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:40:27 +0000

The girl was born in 1991-1992, she didn’t “grow up” during the Clenis years – well, she did, but it didn’t affect her any more than Reagan’s Presidency affected mine (I was born in 1981). As in, not at all. I don’t even remember anything about Reagan or anything he did.

Even if her parents did the Two Minute Hate every time he came on TV (quite probable), I highly, highly, highly doubt she took away from that the fact that its okay to get knocked up before you get your high school diploma.

By: annejumps

annejumps — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:39:09 +0000

AIEEEE FLOOD FLOOD FLOOD

DYING AS I LIVED (MASTURBATING INTO DOG FOOD)

I don’t know what that’s all about, but I truly did hurt myself laughing at it.

By: kiki

kiki — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:41:27 +0000

So mom let’s the 19 year old boyfriend move in – its all good. Friends sometimes we need judgement in making choices as parents. –Kevin McCullough

As a sub-editor I’m painfully aware of the fact that 99.99999999% of ‘journalists’ can’t write for shit, but Jesus, is Kevvie like 12 fucking years old or something? He makes K-Lo look like Kafka.

Fucking cretin.

By: Pastor Swank

Pastor Swank — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 07:41:24 +0000

Next up: You can lead a full, happy, busy, fulfilling life without grammar or spelling or punctuation!

That’s getting the larger from the smaller. Videos, literature and speakers in schools to tell youth sex game play with themselves and others. Movies depict sex recreation okay. TV sitcoms and soaps do the same. Best-selling books ditto.

Yes, the world is crazy. And getting crazier still.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:26:30 +0000

maybe he needs my money more than a bunch of pregnant teens a toll free number to call in my money appears upon my screen born to love volcanoes born to love volcanoes born to love volcanoes born to love volcanoes

By: Johnny Pez

Johnny Pez — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:24:14 +0000

Well, I for one welcome our new pregnant teenager overlords.

By: wordyeti

wordyeti — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:20:35 +0000

…meanwhile, in other news, the National Enquirer has a team of reporters with briefcases stuffed with cash up in Alaska sniffing around, reportedly trying to buy (wait for it) a videotape.

Gads.

Wouldn’t that fall under the category of kiddie porn? Or is there some kind of exemption for it, if it’s somehow a matter of public interest? If this tape does actually exist, it’s gonna wind up playing in continuous loops on the big projection screen at every after-hours rave club in SoHo.

By: J Neo Marvin

J Neo Marvin — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:30:25 +0000

Anthony said,

September 2, 2008 at 23:20

I don’t see why liberals are giving Bristol so much trouble. Don’t they want the youth to become moral degenerates?

Since you know so much about liberals, why don’t you explain it to us?

By: jprice vincenz

jprice vincenz — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:00:31 +0000

Your comments above mine are all SO Fing funny. Oftentimes I wish I could have said it as good as you guys.

By: jprice vincenz

jprice vincenz — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:48:09 +0000

Yuck: Derbyshire and K-Lo both talking about sex. Although this is one delightful, snarky reminiscence, thinking about The Derb and that bloated Catho-reject in any sexual way–even them writing about sex!–is only slightly less creepy than thinking about my parents or your parents having sex. She is just really gross, and he is a total loser.

By: MzNicky

MzNicky — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:26:35 +0000

What Gentlewoman said at 23:48.

By: Basil Pervyshire

Basil Pervyshire — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:52:27 +0000

I’m not suggesting she should be whipped, or flogged, or flagellated, or given lashes, or hit with a whip, or scourged, or roughed up a bit with a willow switch, or smacked with a riding crop, or bent over a sawhorse and caned, or bumpaddled with a cricket bat, or tied up kinbaku-bi style and tickled with an ostrich feather until she urinates uncontrollably, because fortunately I have standards, but still one can’t help but think that some sort of erotic corporal punishment is appropriate.

By: A Different Jake H.

A Different Jake H. — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:48:08 +0000

Which is why such pwrful magic can’t be doled out like candy to just anyone, like them queers I mean homersexuals. We know what’s on their gay agendas, and what kind of crazy progress they’d be making with that getting gay married magic hocus pocus. I bet them gay married couples don’t have to worry about getting teenage preggers either.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:00:38 +0000

Spears didn’t marry her boyfriend. From what I’ve seen that appears to make the difference. I’ve learned that when conservatives talk about the “sanctity of marriage” it actually means getting married is magic. Good to know.

By: Woodrowfan

Woodrowfan — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:54:50 +0000

I was a teen during the Ford-Carter years, yet I have a lot of gas!

wait, let me rephrase that….

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:52:48 +0000

I am not suggesting that she be whipped … or given lashes
It’s none of my business if K-Lo’s mind keeps coming back to this theme of flagellation, but it does detract from the limpid allure of her prose when she perseverates twice in one sentence.

Malfunctioning K-Lo robot…
Do not want.

By: Snowwy

Snowwy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:51:33 +0000

Smut Clyde said,
September 2, 2008 at 22:58
Im not sure if I understand all this flag etiquette. When someone is flying double standards, which one goes at the top?

Stolen!

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:48:25 +0000

Like Mother Like Daughter. Americablog has confirmed Sarah Palin was pregnant when she eloped.

Aravosis was keeping track of Palin’s menstrual cycles and frequency of sexual congress with her partner?

That was considerate of him. Bit out of character, but considerate. /heavy sarcasm.

Not helping. Seriously.

We don’t need to do this. On a practical note, we shouldn’t do this, because it will make people hate us. I’m starting to hate us.

By: El Cid

El Cid — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:27:37 +0000

Because Sarah Palin is a social conservative and therefore a hypocrite? About what? Which social conservatives guarantee that raising your children with good values will prevent them from getting pregnant? Indeed, I believe that’s why they want to make the rest of us watch G movies–because they think society has effects on people.

Is this serious? After all the lecturing by the right about how teaching young people about contraception and having them tell us — the nation — about how effective abstinence only and Christian-centered learning are more effective… It’s come down to stupid libertarians barking that ‘buh buh buh wayull you dum Dimcraps, no wun sed it wud be 100 pursint perfek…’

It’s like, how, after you lobby for years against the teaching of physics in high school, and prat about instead of the morality & effectiveness of a cartoon-based method of understanding mechanical motion, and then one day…

No, this is just sad. I’m not even pretending to argue with such a vapid nimrod.

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:25:04 +0000

Technically, Jamie Lynn is a public figure and Bristol Palin is only a child of one, which does change the rules.

Not really. You’ll note that a lot of the criticism was of JLS’ mother, and not her. That puts them on par with each other.