Comments on: Palin, Murder, Plastic Explosives, Etc.

By: The Real Vetting Problem: Republican Elitism. | Politics - Sharpy News

The Real Vetting Problem: Republican Elitism. | Politics - Sharpy News — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:30:13 +0000

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By: WereBear

WereBear — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:24:07 +0000

I’m sure this can all be spun as a simple misunderstanding, involving plastic explosives, a stubborn pinata, and dressing a moose as Che Guevara.

The squirrel, meanwhile, wore polyester pants and a zip up golf jacket and moved undetected through the convention hall.

By: Mauro

Mauro — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:22:17 +0000

What was an 80-year-old separatist doing badly buying plastic explosives, anyway?

By: bjacques

bjacques — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:41:15 +0000

Kill moose and squirrel!

By: Murderous squirrel

Murderous squirrel — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:04:16 +0000

Squirrel killer
Qu’est que c’est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:22:41 +0000

he was kidnapped and murdered by moose and squirrel.

And from that moment on, Sarah and Todd Palin swore undying revenge against mooses, er, moose, or, I dunno, meese.

By: Hoagy

Hoagy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:56:35 +0000

Doctorb-they have a Russian accent because THEY ARE Russian or have spent so much time with them that they have adopted their speech patterns.Its AMERICAN that they mangle and give the game away with,isn’t that right COMRADE LYNETTE??!!

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:38:43 +0000

he was kidnapped and murdered by moose and squirrel.
Fixed.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:30:19 +0000

Just when Mr. Vogler had letter in hand confirming UN sponsor contact, he was kidnapped and murdered. We start again.

Is it a thing that when you’re talking to someone from Pravda you drop articles and other words? Do you think he also adopted a stage Russian accent?

By: bliekker

bliekker — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:25:07 +0000

The blue tarp and duct tape in which the remains were wrapped Hummm... Wasilla, Alaska Named 2003 Honorary Duct Tape Capital of the World

By: Hoagy

Hoagy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:19:05 +0000

AIP interviewed by Pravda-why they’re not even trying to hide the plot anymore! Question and answers both courtesy of the KREMLIN!!1!

By: Hoagy

Hoagy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:09:53 +0000

Candy-you’ll feel different about it when CODENAME:BARRACUDA unleashes Spetsnaz forces mounted on Polar Bears sweep down to the lower 48.
See, she shoots bears alright but with tranq darts so she can deliver them to the N American end of the Bering tunnel to be fitted with brain implants similar to the ones CODENAME:SONGBIRD’s noggin is full of.Do you want MAINSTREET USA to be overrun by sneering slavs and their 1200 lb carnivorous steeds,ready to give you a Polonium enema at the drop of a hat? hmm?

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:46:54 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen, the next prime minister of Russia:

http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/fedorova-3779

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:44:48 +0000

14. What reaction if any have you had from the US government about secession plans?

None. Which leads one to believe either AIP is correct, or we’re all under surveillance!

Snort.

By: commie atheist

commie atheist — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:43:11 +0000

I think that liberals need to stop bringing up the fact that abstinence-only supporter Sarah Palin’s unmarried 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, again. I mean, for the first time. Ever.

By: alec

alec — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:03:44 +0000

Lynette Clark, the AIP’s chair, brought up the Vogler murder in her 4/20/08 interview with pravda.ru. Note the way in which she contextualizes it.

This is entirely out of context, but does anyone kind of think that Pravda could probably be trusted more than most papers here?

You know, if you can tell the difference at all.

By: J—

J— — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:00:09 +0000

Lynette Clark, the AIP's chair, brought up the Vogler murder in her 4/20/08 interview with pravda.ru. Note the way in which she contextualizes it.

As you have presented your case to the UN, have you had any response as of yet from them or the international community? Just when Mr. Vogler had letter in hand confirming UN sponsor contact, he was kidnapped and murdered. We start again.

By: alec

alec — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:53:59 +0000

Stein says that as mayor, Palin continued to inject religious beliefs into her policy at times. “She asked the library how she could go about banning books,” he says, because some voters thought they had inappropriate language in them. “The librarian was aghast.” The librarian, Mary Ellen Baker, couldn’t be reached for comment, but news reports from the time show that Palin had threatened to fire her for not giving “full support” to the mayor.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, your job as a librarian is to support the Mayor unless under contravening orders from the Governor, the President, or Jesus.

I like that Palin evidently thinks she’s running for Master Sergeant of the United States Civilian Corps. I want to make a joke, but it’s become too difficult to lately, so I’m just gonna leave it at that. (By contrast, McCain has been running for First Sergeant since he left the missus.)

By: actor212

actor212 — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:52:08 +0000

However, this does open a whole line of questioning about mysterious polar bear deaths. How do we know they didn’t die from a falling comptroller?

Murder by budget axe?

By: Robert M.

Robert M. — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:49:37 +0000

She was a ghast, Cid. It’s like a ghoul, but with a higher Challenge Rating.