Oh Amy. You so crazy with all your hypocrisy and stuff.

A libertarian is a Republican who wants to smoke pot.

Thank you. We’ll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.

AA disclaimer: You already said you had balls, so STFU!

I laughed, though.

**golf clap**

More on topic: Amy is the typical “libertarian” — someone who cares nothing about policy because they lack the mental capacity for it … doesn’t care about helping others because it would interrupt her TIVO viewing … and would follow whatever ideology and/or party that provided her justification (more intellectual — and I use that term loosely — than moral) to be a flaming fucktard.

It may not be true of all libertarians, mind you, but there definitely seems to be a trend …

Silly Candy, the cake is a lie!

Alkonholic: Dude, it’s still Gawker’s soapbox. Whomever you’re referring to can get their own blog, amirite?

and seeing that they weren’t in harm’s way, around drug dealers

Uh Amy, they weren’t in harms way around drug dealers. They were in harms way around cops.

Said commenter, who has contributed three front-page stories to Gawker Media sites and over a hundred useful, fact-filled comments to the Consumerist and other Gawker media sites is banned by the moderator “Roz”.

Who says you can’t get a little free speech love in America these days?

http://consumerist.com/5043528/tired-of-telemarketers-try-suing-them

Whatta bitch.

Hunter wants to “maintain her privacy and her daughter’s privacy,” said her lawyer (via a WaPo Lois Romano and Howard Kurtz story). Way convenient, huh?

plus I ran across this loveliness on the Palin selection:

in a V.P. candidate, if we had a female, I was looking for something a little more…barren. Battle-ax-ish. Thatcheresque. At least somebody with high-functioning 20-somethings who are off smoking pot in college somewhere.

What a gem that Amy Alkon is…

Leave the kid alone. Let’s just hope she’s made of stronger stuff than that girl who killed herself after just one adult harassed her on the web.

I can’t even begin to untangle the threads of creepiness there.

I’ve got positions firmly held on matters both urban and agrarian

Opinions not in line with mine I find to be like totally dismissible

And any schmuck who dare have truck with such will find me
mightily off-pissable

I issue condemnations of behaviors that I think are insupportable

And then behave just like a raving loon with actions bord’ring the reportable

Of free speech I’m a champion and I proudly post my views like any talker does

(Talker does…talker does…)

But call me names and I’ll spend days pursuing you the way that any stalker does

I do condemn with righteous wrath when teenage girls get pregnant and are shame-able

Unless it proves a liberal point in which case I find the mom unblame-able

In short like ev’ry other nut with half-baked thoughts who calls it ‘libertarian’

I am the very model of a personal responsibilitarian

Perfect. Well played sir. *polite golf applause*

Martini?

As long as you’re married and preferably rich, irresponsible reproduction and shunting the kids aside in favor of your ambition are a-ok

Wait a minute there. Dr Laura frowns upon “shunting the kids aside in favor of your ambition” unless you’re also conservative.

Yeah, actually, to hell with worrying that she only got her passport for the first time in 2007 to visit Kuwait. What I want to know is how familiar she is with the country she may be next in line to govern.

Was her trip to Dayton to accept the nomination her first trip to Ohio? How much does she know about agriculture, the auto industry, or hurricane disaster relief? Has the woman even been to New York City or L.A.?

I don’t want someone who needs a learning curve to get the names of the state capitols right.

I’m getting a dog.