Comments on: With Madness, Blindness, And Confusion of Mind; You Shall Grope About At Noonan*

By: Just Alison, without Qetesh

Just Alison, without Qetesh — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:21:04 +0000

Hey, if we're throwing around bible verses, you can't go past Joshua 5:3. Particularly as illustrated by The Brick Testament. Sublime.

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:49:37 +0000

The concept of groping about at Noonan leaves me feeling faintly queasy.

By: Kobie

Kobie — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:11:34 +0000

Was that actually the real Gary?

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:40:13 +0000

I agree with Me. You wanna poke fun at homphobic fags in public office – Ima fine with that. Infant children with Down’s Syndrome – not so much. Actually, infant children with or without genetic issues – Not. Fair. Game.

By: spencer

spencer — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:09:23 +0000

I second Nimrod Gently’s comment above. Seriously, who even thinks to make a William Carlos Williams joke anymore?

By: Brandi

Brandi — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:53:29 +0000

Sorry about the spam, guys– honestly, even clearing cookies and cache gave me the impression my posts were going into a void.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:38:18 +0000

Political blog + William Carlos Williams jokes = WIN

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:58:40 +0000

As an immigrant, I’m not saying I came to the United States purely to meet chicks like that, but it was certainly high on my list of priorities.

Apparently Mark Steyn left Canada because he could not find anyone there who hunted caribou or cooked moose. He now dwells in New Hampshire.

By: Me

Me — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:45:43 +0000

I agree, RB. I also don’t want to know what Larry Craig and David Vitter do with their bodies, Lord knows. But at a time when rank hypocrisy and double-standards are literally threatening our freedoms, it’s occasionally useful to point them out.

Still, duly noted that there’s a minor involved.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:38:01 +0000

Either Sara Palin covered for her daughter’s pregnancy by claiming the child as hers, or she got on an 8-hour plane flight after her water broke, so the baby would be born in Alaska. Either way, we have officially entered Bizzarro World.

In the one case she wants to protect her daughter so I don’t need to know. In the other it is her business what she wants to do with her body.

By: Simba B

Simba B — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:32:33 +0000

I just read the diary. Talk about “holy fucking shit”. That thing is creeeepy. Medical diagnosis from oversized high-res photographs of her daughter.

I smell a ratfuck operation. I mean, when the fuck was the last time someone used iReport.com to post something like this? I didn’t know the site even existed until now.

By: Me

Me — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:27:58 +0000

I agree to a point, Simba. This would be thrown out of any decent court in a second. Purely circumstantial.

But what if…just what if…Palin decides that she’s not gonna release her medical records? Isn’t that SOP for all candidates? That would certainly raise my eyebrows just a bit.

By: Simba B

Simba B — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:22:34 +0000

I’m not sure how I feel about that.

Yeah, no kidding. I mean, aren’t we constantly ragging on the ‘nutters for letting paranoid conspiracy crap like this bubble up through their swamp?

Ragging on her beliefs is one thing, but I’m not sure I feel comfortable with this shit, such as it is.

By: all uppity

all uppity — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:21:35 +0000

Hey.

It’s no act.

We ARE all uppity…

By: Andy

Andy — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:21:31 +0000

“I’ve always liked quoting Numbers 25 when debating god-botherers, myself.”

Have to love a chapter that begins: “And Israel abode in Shittim…”

By: Desi SF

Desi SF — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:20:44 +0000

Warm up the mooseburgers, Jethro. We got us a snomobile, a dozen hohos and a six pack of frozen bear piss. Look out St. Paul.

Spinal Tap is back for one last concert. And this time they’re running for President of the You Knighted States of ‘Merica.

Seriously, wha? Are you fucking shitting me? Homechick shoots Yogi Bear and eats Bullwinkle and the Wingers go apeshit and want more.

Did someone spike Grampy McCain’s metamucil with some Mexican Cialis?

By: TSowell

TSowell — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:19:32 +0000

To: Kathryn Lopez Subject: Deep Random Thoughts I would like to point out that there are very few articulate Republicans, present company not excepted. I am thankful that McCain could find one. I would also like to point out that, contrary to popular belief, FDR was a failure, whose policies made the Depression worse instead of helping. I would also like to point out that since Iran is bigger than Japan, it is a much bigger threat today than Japan was in 1938. Since all other factors in the mix in 1938 remain the same. Signed, “T. Sowell”

By: Smut Clyde

Smut Clyde — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:18:43 +0000

Blue Buddha, if those are supposed to be haiku, then the number of syllables is all wrong.

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:16:48 +0000

The fact is, shut your mouth, liberals. Debate me with facts, stop the name-calling and ad homonyms. This is why you are all so stupid and have no intelligence, but act all uppity. Your bias is showing.

By: Me

Me — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:16:39 +0000

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

This is starting to gain traction on the blogs (currently #1 diary at Orange Satan), and I’m not sure how I feel about that.