booger, when your defense of a person comes down to – but she didn’t act on her convictions – well, that’s just kinda sad.

Is Palin dumb as a bag of rocks? maybe. Dangerous to the education of children – well according to booger – definitely not since she wasn’t able to implement “teaching the controversy”. Hey, that sounds like a great reason to have her a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

Seconded! That picture of Sir Nils inspecting the troops is priceless.

Ingredients:
1 pound crocodile, bootlessly shredded
1 pound naked spun curd cheeses, peevedly baked
4 cans stupid soybean, salted
6 bunches springbok liver, grated
7 tablespoons baking soda
2 pinches soy sauce

Pre-heat your oven to 440 Farenheit. Tamely grease a cookie sheet. Separate crocodile eye from foot. Consume foot. Use a food processor to mash the soybean with the spun curd cheeses. Stuff the resulting concoction into the crocodile. Shred – very self-pityingly – the springbok liver, baking soda, and the soy sauce. Pound everything together enviably. Do not bake for hours. Instead, scramble as if your femininity depended on it. Serves friends with tan stomachs.

What, have we already forgotten Spiro T. Agnew? And Dan “Mr. Potatoehead” Quayle? For shame!

Not to mention Dick “Halliburton” Cheney. Where’s teh love, people?

Eight tons of awesome…hanx Suicidal Zebra.

If you can’t tell the difference, perhaps YOU are the one whos intelligence should be questioned.

Be sure to use your spell-checker on any sentence that questions someone else’s intelligence.

I notice that this goober/booger troll keeps getting easily smacked down but keeps coming back for more punishment.

Has anyone ever done a study on political masochism?

Commander in Chief of the Alaska National Guard

or

Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian King’s Guard.

Cos I’m betting the only sizeable difference is the amount of clothes each role requires.

Also, if the Right are going on about meaningful experience, i.e. ‘Executive Experience’ being akin to job roll of a state Governor, just how much ‘Experience’ does John McCain have?

Great choice: someone who professes the kook position but doesn’t really give a shit. See David Kuo on ways to lose the Republican base.

You’re saying that if results mattered to us, we’d all be voting for 4 more years of bush?

Damn you wingnuts are stupid.

But, like all good proggs it’s the intentions that matter to you, not results.”

The fact is, she should have.

And I hope that when McCain wins, she can concentrate on returning our institutions, corrupted by liberal bias influence, back to to freedom and Bible based values of the Heartland.

Just imagine the wingnut outcry if she was an atheist and suggested that she personally believed that kids should be taught that “there is no scientific evidence of God.”

But, like all good proggs it’s the intentions that matter to you, not results.

One more time, with feeling: PALIN HAS MADE NO MOVE WHATSOEVER TO SEE THAT CREATIONISM IS PART OF ALASKA SCHOOL CURRICULUM.

She merely expressed her personal belief.

If you can’t tell the difference, perhaps YOU are the one whos intelligence should be questioned.

…the Permanent Republican Party has just officially announced that they plan to spend the next four years in the peanut gallery…

I can’t see that. The wingnuts would never willingly give up being in power. I believe they understand that once they’re tossed out they might never get back in. Nor can I see McCain throwing the election for the good of the Republican Party – I haven’t seen any evidence that he gives any more of a shit about his party than Bush does.

No, I think the choice of Palin was a simple, old-fashioned fuck-up

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sarah Palin: the first genuinely sarcastic Vice-Presidential choice in American history.