Comments on: And that’s what I say: I say yeh yeh

By: round guy

round guy — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:45:45 +0000

Odd because I remember reading in the paper the other day about a 6 car caravan taking McCain to Starbucks for a cappuccino.
in case the linky won’t worky:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/08/22/for_mccain_a_cappuccino_run_wi.html

Christ, can’t these people even get their slurs right?

By: Raphael

Raphael — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:57:28 +0000

But… but… but… …didn’t Roger Cohen get the memo that Dunkin Donuts is officially in league with teh islamofash(ion)ists? I mean, with them there evil scarf thing in that ad or something.

By: Doctorb

Doctorb — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:10:59 +0000

Yeah, I think it's lame the way he mangled Woody's line about the crossroads, but using it in the first place seems like a pretty okay thing to do, particularly in a parody of political speech. l'm... l'm reminded tonight of the... of the farmer who had incestuous relations with both his daughters simultaneously... lt's the... lt's... lt's the... lt's the... wrong crowd for this joke.

By: Rugosa

Rugosa — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:13:48 +0000

I thought Brooks’ column was uncharacteristically funny as a parody of a generic political speech. It characteristically made no sense as a parody of Obama’s speech, since it had absolutely nothing to do with O’s speech.

(Note to Bobo – Watch some more Palin – Michael, that is – and company for pointers.)

By: Wuh?

Wuh? — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:56:25 +0000

In addition to being unfunny, Brooks is a plaigarist.

“One path before us leads to the past, and the extinction of the human race. The other path leads to the future, when we will all be dead. We must choose wisely.”

Woody Allen, “More than at any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:12:10 +0000

For all anyone knows, Republicans wrote the headline for his column (Obama’s from Main Street, ain’t he?).

Well, I know no one wants to read it, but it's hard to have an opinion about who wrote the headline without teh link.

By: Brandi

Brandi — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:45:56 +0000

Apparently the Dumpster had too much santorum and needed to be emptied out.

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:25:14 +0000

Nah, it’s the intro and the outroé where the Coachster shizzles.

Fixée.

By: sagra

sagra — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:19:24 +0000

“…very old, tired, and a little cheap.”

Now, now. Palin may be inexperienced and wingnutty, but she’s certainly not cheap.

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:18:44 +0000

And James Lewis.

Nah, it’s the intro and the outro where the Coachster shizzles.

By: Dragon-King Wangchuck

Dragon-King Wangchuck — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:16:17 +0000

Needs more SPREAD.

And James Lewis. Also, words that end in “zzle”.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:16:15 +0000

aw, C.U.M.’s job is to be creepily realistic.

By: aw

aw — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:06:52 +0000

I have never seen Governor Palin speak before in my life, although I have heard of her. Let me say that this hard core conservative has shed some happy tears during her speech.

You’re too creepily realistic. You’re confusing people here.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:05:43 +0000

Bonus points — Memo to David Brooks: Don’t give up your day job:

David Brooks, professional douchebag.

By: Arky - Chuthuhlusexual

Arky - Chuthuhlusexual — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:02:36 +0000

You forgot to highlight “Must he talk fancy?”

Christ. These clowns really have cornered the stoopid market.

By: jim

jim — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:01:53 +0000

“Political Theorist” – is that like “Sanitation Engineer”?

Heh, indeedy – & they’ll happily deliver just as much “biomass catalyst” as their “concave delivery module” can hold, for as long as you can withstand the “enriched olfactory context” of same!

What’s up, loony libs?

Hey, it’s CUMquat his/her/itself! Got a new cut-&-paste unit to replace the one you wore out LAST time you made a royal arse of yourself here, did you?

Go go, Gadget Plagiarizer, GO! No … really, go. Go the hell away & stay there. You’re about half as funny as a hangnail & a quarter as smart. Please, for all our sakes, Google “masturbation” & follow the diagrams you find at the end of your noble quest: then at least you’ll be doing something worthwhile – you are beyond useless here.

By: Joshua

Joshua — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:52:11 +0000

Since when does drinking wine and starbucks make some inauthentic? That is fucking retarded on every level.

See, a lot of people drink wine and Starbucks. Some of those people are phony assholes. Some of those people are the type of people you trust with your life. The fact that they might prefer wine over beer comes down to a matter of PERSONAL FUCKING TASTE IN THEIR BEVERAGE, not what a good person they are.

Asshole.

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:48:50 +0000

She IS from a small town, and it shows.

She fucks her cousins?

By: actor212

actor212 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:48:03 +0000

I have never seen Governor Palin speak before in my life

Did she have to be trained to bark on cue or was she a natural?

By: seventwentyfour

seventwentyfour — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:47:57 +0000

Why is it always about coffee or football? There are other metaphors. I’d like to see more highly graphic sex metaphors in our political discourse. Maybe David Duchovny can skip rehab and just be a political consultant.