I’m sure evangelicals will be delighted that a woman was chosen to be one choleric rage episode away from ruling every man in the country.

But Fundies preach that women are subservient to their husbands, so it will really be a super-bad snowmobile racing dude who calls the shots!

Actually, she changed it when she got the nod from the McCain folks. Used to be Berkeley, but they were worried that Grumpy Unkie might have another trollop-mouth episode.

Tooter?

Hey Track, where’s Field? Go run around yourself or I’ll beat the crap out of you!

I tried reading it once directly, without Sadly, No!, and it just made my brain hurt.

Nielsen Media Research said more people watched Obama speak than watched the Olympics opening ceremony in Beijing, the final “American Idol” or the Academy Awards this year. Obama talked before a live audience of 80,000 people in Denver.

But what is a woman with five children, one of them probably handicapped in some way, doing running for vice president? Isn’t that against the Republican Commandments?

WTF, did she name her kids after sled dogs?

Well, she sure is hitched to a dog of a candidate, now…

bu-dum-bum!!!

Yes, thank you, thank you. I’m here every Tuesday night. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

UH-oh … KRISTOL liked the speech?
Cause for concern – if he says it’s sunny out, take an umbrella.

For filing under “OT trivia” – I loved loved LOVED mooseburger when I had it as a young lad. Made the parentals deathly sick, though. Kids will eat anything that’s either motionless or tied down, & as long as it isn’t too “good for you” they’ll love it.

Willow, Track, Trig, Piper & Bristol – oh, the poor little buggers.
I’d feel guilty giving PETS names like that.
Not all child abuse is physical.
There’s a couple who’ve bought themselves some serious elder abuse, that is, if their brood lets them stay alive that long.