Comments on: Our only comfort is that Ryan doesn’t get it either

By: mythago

mythago — Mon, 03 Jan 2005 04:31:53 +0000

We’re willing to settle for one abortion for every woman, with an abortion-trading scheme.

It would be just like the trading of ‘pollution credits’. Women who don’t use their abortion–say, because they are sterile, or are male-to-female transsexuals–can trade their abortion credit to a woman who has already used hers. Or sell it on eBay, whatever. The total number of abortions remains within acceptable limits.

By: Terrible

Terrible — Sun, 02 Jan 2005 10:27:26 +0000

Damn!! thehim beat me to it!!

By: The Dark Avenger

The Dark Avenger — Sun, 02 Jan 2005 03:45:02 +0000

instead of supporting defeat and compromise, they must advocate victory and life.

So Democrats must do a make-over and become members of the Jem’Hadar?

By: SC Lamont RN Homepage

SC Lamont RN Homepage — Sat, 01 Jan 2005 16:01:55 +0000

Happy Friggin’ New Year.

At least I can count on finding some laughs here and there. Maladjusted also had this hilarious link to the Swift Report, who were “reporting” on the White House’s “Rapture Contingency Plans.” And bless Sadly, No! for …

By: Scott Lamont

Scott Lamont — Sat, 01 Jan 2005 14:48:57 +0000

If the left wants to suck some air out of the values’ movement…

…they should not admit defeat and suck up to the GOP. They should counter by promulgating progressive values vociferously!

Them ‘r big words, Ryan, may need to look ‘em up in that dicky-nary thing.

By: skeeter

skeeter — Sat, 01 Jan 2005 09:09:52 +0000

Why is it that wingnuts can’t mention gay marriage without using the phrase “forcing [it] down our throats”? And what would this peculiarity be called? Projection? A Freudian slip? A desperate cry for help, and blow jobs?

By: delagar

delagar — Sat, 01 Jan 2005 07:46:36 +0000

Ryan needs a nanny to teach him some grammar.

By: Miss Authoritiva

Miss Authoritiva — Sat, 01 Jan 2005 06:19:53 +0000

Until they do this, they will lose election after election without end.

Hmmm. Ryan doesn’t seem to mind nannying the Democrats. It amazes me how the victorious Republicans are so willing to put an arm around the Democrats’ shoulder and gently advise, “Look here, son, next time….” It’s so touching. It’s so comforting. Like the Judge with Andy Hardy. Like Ward with Wally and Beaver. Like Andy with Opie. Like Clark Griswold with Rusty. It’s just so damned American.

By: Frederick

Frederick — Sat, 01 Jan 2005 02:34:36 +0000

please limit your killing to the poor, minors, goofy bastards, and people with incompetent counsel convicted on the basis of flimsy evidence.

Iraqis are off limits now?! No fair! Support our troops!

By: Ying-Yang

Ying-Yang — Sat, 01 Jan 2005 00:27:27 +0000

some of the evidence would have to go on steroids to attain flimsy.

By: melior

melior — Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:33:17 +0000

Hmmm… I wonder if Ryan’s use of the term “nanny state” is only an attempt to distract us from the actual two-mistresses-with-an-illegal-condo-at-Ground-Zero state?

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 31 Dec 2004 16:22:38 +0000

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By: Ted

Ted — Fri, 31 Dec 2004 13:42:19 +0000

In other news: Liberals hate sunshine and cute little puppies. Will their evil never end?

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 31 Dec 2004 10:28:38 +0000

Please!!! There are other Ryan’s out there and we don’t want to get a bad name. There are good Ryans, there are honest Ryans, there are devoted family Ryans… We don’t know where they are, but they must BE!

After all, a world without Ryans would be a world without 2/3rds of California born in 1971.
Be kind to them and they will find a way.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Fri, 31 Dec 2004 10:27:57 +0000

Hey, if you ever run out of stuff at THE RANT, I recommend checking out The War on Pornography...

By: weev

weev — Fri, 31 Dec 2004 10:03:14 +0000

Under my plan, Ann Coulter’s mother can still use her credit.

BAHAHAHA. This is the best comment of the week.

By: thehim

thehim — Fri, 31 Dec 2004 09:36:41 +0000

We’re willing to settle for one abortion for every woman, with an abortion-trading scheme. Under our plan, Ann Coulter is not granted one.

Under my plan, Ann Coulter’s mother can still use her credit.